1-2 Punch League Mid-Season Report [murda sho Wins]

[BROKE LESNAR]

The 1-2 Punch League Mid-Season Report

brought to you by BROKE LESNAR

Introduction

First allow me to thank everybody for sticking with the league. We've seemingly lost 2 brilliant mods in @Knucklehead and @Meth but despite their absence have managed to keep activity high. The voter participation is to be commended, as is the spirited level of competition we've seen on a weekly basis. Going into this mag not once did I intend on wowing any of you, therefore, this will most likely be the worst piece of shit mag that you've read in a long time. RB's 1-2 Punch League mags have beautifully done graphics that are captivating and make you feel like you belong there. I didn't do none of that shit. You're welcome.

Season Highlights

Week 1 Winners

Originally Posted by Defiant

You're Irish, so you'll fall short u gay
U on top has the site hurling, so il hit u w/ the stick from the sport u play

Originally Posted by Orc

Dog.. When u lose to fire flows you cry and moan
That's a Melt Down that'll 'have ya ass surrounded by Steel' like the Iron Throne

Originally Posted by YDK

I've got 2 kids; a wife, a beautiful daughter, and son,
meanwhile this lame's name tells us exactly why he'll never have one

Originally Posted by Doug Funny

I feel like the reigning champ.. While we ain't even feelin u, brother
So take these two fuckin losses back to back like they defending each other

Originally Posted by Dominate

Ur cancer to swag. Far as women ur standards are baddd
Only girls Jack n Jill off look like Adam Sandler in drag

Originally Posted by Blanco Bishop

Adonis, u a lame bitch. U own no skill nor the will to win.
N tho we're both considered Bey-sick, its cuz YOUR trash n I'm as ill as him.

Originally Posted by KnowP

this cheater was gassed in the past, beasted for a month or two
but not with hoes
only time we see Para bitches are the DR's you PM'd to vote for you

Originally Posted by Swerve

You'll leave beaten and battered, burn your body and leave your place charred,
Only way you'll be looking like diamonds, king is after I lay you flatter than a face card.

Originally Posted by BROKE LESNAR

I'll renounce these sins & pander to the Catholic vote
so he can take Pryde n' Greed but this harmless faggot will never bring the Wrath to BROKE

Originally Posted by Destroyer

I hock evil as I spit curses that reflect my dark credo
but from u, the only malediction we see is to men in thong speedos

Originally Posted by Windu Tuako

If he a beast it's fantasy! So how can this yeti splatter me?/
If we see '9' split a 'cat' in 'half' then we bought an 'Eveready' battery!!!/

Originally Posted by Allen Knight

The hos u get are hideous as fuck, check wat this lame started
Last bitch that amazon, look like she slitherd out the black lagoons of the rainforest

Week 1 Runner-Up BOTW

Originally Posted by Windu Tuako

If he a beast it's fantasy! So how can this yeti splatter me?/
If we see '9' split a 'cat' in 'half' then we bought an 'Eveready' battery!!!/

Windu came into the league virtually unknown and made sure to properly introduce himself. Although his style is a throwback to similar ones of yesteryear, it doesn't negate the fact that his creativity is pretty damn impressive. In this instance he surpised an unsuspecting Sharp Nine and came away with a much deserved win.

Week 1 BOTW

Originally Posted by Orc

Dog.. When u lose to fire flows you cry and moan
That's a Melt Down that'll 'have ya ass surrounded by Steel' like the Iron Throne

Orc signed in for one battle and was matched up against a guy that is no stranger to the 1-2 Punch League, Beyond. Beyond is a juggernaut in 1-2 punch battles, rivaled only by Neighbor, Blue Bayou, Destroyer, and Orc imo. So this battle was easily the most anticipated of the week. Beyond ended up NS'ing but that didn't stop Orc from dropping the BOTW. It was a dope personal uniquely wrapped in creativity and delivered with much effect.