Windu Tuako vs. Destroyer - [Destroyer wins 9-0]

~RustyGunZ~ · 07-19-2014, 07:34 AM

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Destroyer · 07-19-2014, 10:24 AM

in
2 lines good?

Window Taco · 07-22-2014, 04:50 PM

Check*

Destroyer · 07-22-2014, 09:34 PM

des makes piles of naughty loot son, while u steadily boost none
if cats EVER see a Wind mil... it's cuz I tied his dead body to one

Window Taco · 07-23-2014, 09:37 PM

This clearly "man vs. food", cuz you've been eaten 13 times!! Covered in drops of slob/
So I'll leave "Destroyer defeated in beef" like I'm "Furious Pete" at "Papa Bob's!!!"/

Expo; The Destroyer is a sandwhich with pork & beef patties at the resturant Papa Bob's that is so big there is a competition to finish it. It was showcased on the travel channel TV Show man vs food. Furious Pete is a competitive eater ranked #1 in the world.

Mike Wrecka · 07-23-2014, 10:16 PM

vote des

not a great line but windus explanation was longer than his punch . no bueno

jilti · 07-23-2014, 10:21 PM

Vote - Des
Windu tried to do way to much. Des kept it simple and to the point

King Ra. · 07-23-2014, 11:32 PM

Des, your punch was okay, definitely could have been a bit better. Windu, I believe you packed in way too much from set up to punch. I get the aim you were going for but it came off way too wordy. Probably would have taken this with something more simpler, direct.

MVGT: Destroyer. Good job by both competitors.

BROKE LESNAR · 07-23-2014, 11:44 PM

i liked windus bar up until the beef line. i really hate beef lines. they are up there with notorious big ready to die references and ribbit bars. shit was great though.

i liked destroyers bar. could have been worded better but ya. cool np.

v-des

Camp Bell · 07-24-2014, 01:44 AM

destroyer, i liked this.

wind, smh bro, cant explain your punches. completely defeats the purpose
of all the other elements that go into it.

vote: destroyer

Malachi · 07-24-2014, 06:16 PM

The complex shit aint work for u this windu
Explaining your bar like takes out the sting of your punch alot and it shouldnt have to explained any other way than thru your bar

Des bar was coo

V/Des

Blanco Bishop · 07-24-2014, 11:30 PM

V des

Wind mill was pretty good np.

Other dude was explainin too much.

e11even · 07-25-2014, 12:20 AM

Destoyer- neat setup with a cool closer. Fundamentally sound with good execution. good shit.

Windu- if you ever go so big that you need to overly explain yourself in a battle won on punches, you already lost. I think you should Draft several punches and split them up into different punchline variants and choose the one that hits the hardest instead of cramming everything into one little ass bar. Just a thought. Good effort tho.

MVGT destroyer.

Meth · 07-25-2014, 01:56 AM

Dezzy

Adonis · 07-25-2014, 02:15 AM

*Doesn't read votes before his own*

Dez expo: Wind Mil also a play on Money

While I enjoyed the diss on a more personal and obscure level by windu, there is something to be said that des hit hard with name play and word play that didn't require explanation in my book.

V/Des

Ghost1 · 07-26-2014, 11:08 AM

Looookkkkkllllolol

V des

Paradigm · 07-27-2014, 08:20 PM

Destroyer wins 9-0

07-22-2014, 04:50 PM	#3
Window Taco can I help u? Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 236 Battle Record: 0-4 Rep Power: 888971	Check* __________________ aka windu tuako

07-23-2014, 09:37 PM	#5
Window Taco can I help u? Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 236 Battle Record: 0-4 Rep Power: 888971	This clearly "man vs. food", cuz you've been eaten 13 times!! Covered in drops of slob/ So I'll leave "Destroyer defeated in beef" like I'm "Furious Pete" at "Papa Bob's!!!"/ Expo; The Destroyer is a sandwhich with pork & beef patties at the resturant Papa Bob's that is so big there is a competition to finish it. It was showcased on the travel channel TV Show man vs food. Furious Pete is a competitive eater ranked #1 in the world. __________________ aka windu tuako

07-23-2014, 10:16 PM	#6
Mike Wrecka WOW Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,524 Battle Record: 29-25 Champed - Writing Challenge League I Rep Power: 82779335	vote des not a great line but windus explanation was longer than his punch . no bueno __________________ A.bove T.he R.est

07-23-2014, 11:32 PM	#8
King Ra. The Throne, The Crown Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,667 Battle Record: 21-35 Rep Power: 1932960	Des, your punch was okay, definitely could have been a bit better. Windu, I believe you packed in way too much from set up to punch. I get the aim you were going for but it came off way too wordy. Probably would have taken this with something more simpler, direct. MVGT: Destroyer. Good job by both competitors. __________________ Vetwork, bitches.

07-24-2014, 01:44 AM	#10
Camp Bell Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 733 Battle Record: 10-18 Rep Power: 0	destroyer, i liked this. wind, smh bro, cant explain your punches. completely defeats the purpose of all the other elements that go into it. vote: destroyer __________________ get high. write rhymes.

07-19-2014, 07:34 AM	#1
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,852 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899403	Windu Tuako vs. Destroyer - [Destroyer wins 9-0] The 1-2 Punch League Season 1 All rules are posted in a stickied thread in this forum. Go check before doing anything. You MUST CHECK IN within 48 hours of the battle being started. @Destroyer @Windu Tuako

07-23-2014, 10:21 PM	#7
jilti neckties Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 1,629 Battle Record: 43-19 Champed - BA Cypher - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 20816225	Vote - Des Windu tried to do way to much. Des kept it simple and to the point

07-23-2014, 11:44 PM	#9
BROKE LESNAR βгοкε ㄴεςηαг Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 2,245 Battle Record: 9-4 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 12760961	i liked windus bar up until the beef line. i really hate beef lines. they are up there with notorious big ready to die references and ribbit bars. shit was great though. i liked destroyers bar. could have been worded better but ya. cool np. v-des

07-24-2014, 06:16 PM	#11
Malachi Negus Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,530 Battle Record: 5-10 Champed - Newbie Tourney VI Rep Power: 82877407	The complex shit aint work for u this windu Explaining your bar like takes out the sting of your punch alot and it shouldnt have to explained any other way than thru your bar Des bar was coo V/Des __________________ Seen the spectrum through the prisms

07-24-2014, 11:30 PM	#12
Blanco Bishop Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Cali Posts: 1,460 Battle Record: 11-20 Rep Power: 4150482	V des Wind mill was pretty good np. Other dude was explainin too much.

07-25-2014, 12:20 AM	#13
e11even V.V Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: . Posts: 2,076 Battle Record: 31-20 Rep Power: 6247256	Destoyer- neat setup with a cool closer. Fundamentally sound with good execution. good shit. Windu- if you ever go so big that you need to overly explain yourself in a battle won on punches, you already lost. I think you should Draft several punches and split them up into different punchline variants and choose the one that hits the hardest instead of cramming everything into one little ass bar. Just a thought. Good effort tho. MVGT destroyer. __________________ Ahem.

07-25-2014, 01:56 AM	#14
Meth Back again. Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,653 Battle Record: 12-5 Champed - Time to Kill IV - 1-2 Punch Panic Room Rep Power: 4489508	Dezzy __________________ Crystal

07-25-2014, 02:15 AM	#15
Adonis Tsk Tsk Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Beer Goggles Posts: 4,834 Battle Record: 36-34 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - NFL Pick'em 2016-17 Rep Power: 9946446	Doesn't read votes before his own Dez expo: Wind Mil also a play on Money While I enjoyed the diss on a more personal and obscure level by windu, there is something to be said that des hit hard with name play and word play that didn't require explanation in my book. V/Des __________________ I'm tryna fuck like A-don-is TUPAC SHAKUR

07-27-2014, 08:20 PM	#17
Paradigm ___________ Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: California Posts: 1,989 Battle Record: 4-4 Champed - The Ultimate Textcee - NBL Cypher Rep Power: 11033508	Destroyer wins 9-0