Windu Tuako vs. Destroyer - [Destroyer wins 9-0]
 

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@Destroyer @Windu Tuako

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des makes piles of naughty loot son, while u steadily boost none
if cats EVER see a Wind mil... it's cuz I tied his dead body to one

This clearly "man vs. food", cuz you've been eaten 13 times!! Covered in drops of slob/
So I'll leave "Destroyer defeated in beef" like I'm "Furious Pete" at "Papa Bob's!!!"/


Expo; The Destroyer is a sandwhich with pork & beef patties at the resturant Papa Bob's that is so big there is a competition to finish it. It was showcased on the travel channel TV Show man vs food. Furious Pete is a competitive eater ranked #1 in the world.

vote des


not a great line but windus explanation was longer than his punch . no bueno

Vote - Des
Windu tried to do way to much. Des kept it simple and to the point

Des, your punch was okay, definitely could have been a bit better. Windu, I believe you packed in way too much from set up to punch. I get the aim you were going for but it came off way too wordy. Probably would have taken this with something more simpler, direct.

MVGT: Destroyer. Good job by both competitors.

i liked windus bar up until the beef line. i really hate beef lines. they are up there with notorious big ready to die references and ribbit bars. shit was great though.

i liked destroyers bar. could have been worded better but ya. cool np.

v-des

destroyer, i liked this.


wind, smh bro, cant explain your punches. completely defeats the purpose
of all the other elements that go into it.


vote: destroyer

The complex shit aint work for u this windu
Explaining your bar like takes out the sting of your punch alot and it shouldnt have to explained any other way than thru your bar

Des bar was coo

V/Des

V des

Wind mill was pretty good np.

Other dude was explainin too much.

Destoyer- neat setup with a cool closer. Fundamentally sound with good execution. good shit.

Windu- if you ever go so big that you need to overly explain yourself in a battle won on punches, you already lost. I think you should Draft several punches and split them up into different punchline variants and choose the one that hits the hardest instead of cramming everything into one little ass bar. Just a thought. Good effort tho.

MVGT destroyer.

Dezzy

*Doesn't read votes before his own*


Dez expo: Wind Mil also a play on Money

While I enjoyed the diss on a more personal and obscure level by windu, there is something to be said that des hit hard with name play and word play that didn't require explanation in my book.


V/Des

Looookkkkkllllolol

V des

Destroyer wins 9-0