Gazette v Slowhands - {Gazette wins}

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Due Dates:

• Verses are due Thursday,
  July 11th, 2013 at 11:59 PM PST.
• Voting ends Sunday July 14th at 11:59 PM PST.
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@Gazette @Slowhands

[Gazette]

check, g'luck, 10 lines ok?


http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=8485

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=8487

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=8480

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=8478

[Gazette]

@Slowhands.....

[Slowhands]

check

[Gazette]

We all know this faggit aint a true gangsta
Hands'll* pull out the Magnum - after he stole it from Zoolander
He no-showed against Hush, think I can pinpoint the dysfunction
Saw his opponents name at the top - thought it was an instruction
What you layin stanzas for? Your rappings poor
At the very least Hands needs some polish, n I don't mean a manicure
After this one, we could even go further rounds
You won't see Hand bag me 'less he's throwing his purse around
I'm erasin' this turd, he's too disgraceful for words
So when we see Hands on the deck, there aint no sailors at work

* hands'll / hansel

[Slowhands]

Dear Milky,

we could say you're ok at text, but lets just be fuckin for real
me writing for gazette, is the closest he'll ever get to a publishin deal
i might rusty as hell, but you're just straight up horrible Gaz
only connection your punches have to me
... is both being forced in this match
we know you're a fag, nerds the type to sit at the front of the classroom
so if this seems like a Lecture
... it's cause you lost to a ^shitty verse in that match too
you're trash dude, but going green in text might not be a career for you
cause when we think of gazettes <- it consists of 90% of recycled material
you're not fear-able, even your roast pic proves this vigin isn't hitted on
so putting g on the spot, will be the closest this pussies ever been to one

[Atomic]

We all know this faggit aint a true gangsta
Hands'll* pull out the Magnum - after he stole it from Zoolander
lmao, funny but meh
He no-showed against Hush, think I can pinpoint the dysfunction
Saw his opponents name at the top - thought it was an instruction
mehhhhh
What you layin stanzas for? Your rappings poor
At the very least Hands needs some polish, n I don't mean a manicure
eh, ok
After this one, we could even go further rounds
You won't see Hand bag me 'less he's throwing his purse around
simple, ok
I'm erasin' this turd, he's too disgraceful for words
So when we see Hands on the deck, there aint no sailors at work
meh nah

//

we could say you're ok at text, but lets just be fuckin for real
gayest pause worthy line i've ever read, clearly ur a faggot.
me writing for gazette, is the closest he'll ever get to a publishin deal
there's no punch here? u writing for him? oh because ur ass i get it.
i might rusty as hell, but you're just straight up horrible Gaz
only connection your punches have to me
... is both being forced in this match
ok, meh
we know you're a fag, nerds the type to sit at the front of the classroom
so if this seems like a Lecture
... it's cause you lost to a ^shitty verse in that match too
connection is weak, ok idea
you're trash dude, but going green in text might not be a career for you
cause when we think of gazettes <- it consists of 90% of recycled material
heh, cool angle, not bad
you're not fear-able, even your roast pic proves this vigin isn't hitted on
so putting g on the spot, will be the closest this pussies ever been to one
wtf's a vigin LOL IDIOT.. & rofl, played, horrible, ect


//

v/ slowhands, edged it. just because he has more of an idea what he's doing, even tho his misses were somehow worse than gaz, he still had that recycle bar which was cool. anyway, horrid battle v/ to the idiot w/ the big ego.

[Animosi T]

Originally Posted by Gazette

We all know this faggit aint a true gangsta
Hands'll* pull out the Magnum - after he stole it from Zoolander
---|Dope, nice wordplay.|
He no-showed against Hush, think I can pinpoint the dysfunction
Saw his opponents name at the top - thought it was an instruction
---|Nice, not amazing, but works|
What you layin stanzas for? Your rappings poor
At the very least Hands needs some polish, n I don't mean a manicure
---|First line was wack, second was ok, kinda played|
After this one, we could even go further rounds
You won't see Hand bag me 'less he's throwing his purse around
---|Pretty decent|
I'm erasin' this turd, he's too disgraceful for words
So when we see Hands on the deck, there aint no sailors at work
---|Not a bad closer, works for me|

* hands'll / hansel

Originally Posted by Slowhands

Dear Milky,

we could say you're ok at text, but lets just be fuckin for real
me writing for gazette, is the closest he'll ever get to a publishin deal
---|This was a decent closer, about the same as Gaz's|
i might rusty as hell, but you're just straight up horrible Gaz
only connection your punches have to me
... is both being forced in this match
---|This was ok, nothing great tbh|
we know you're a fag, nerds the type to sit at the front of the classroom
so if this seems like a Lecture
... it's cause you lost to a ^shitty verse in that match too
---|Lol, nice personal|
you're trash dude, but going green in text might not be a career for you
cause when we think of gazettes <- it consists of 90% of recycled material
---|Ehh, nameflip wasn't great, rhyme was forced as well|
you're not fear-able, even your roast pic proves this vigin isn't hitted on
so putting g on the spot, will be the closest this pussies ever been to one
---|Eh, alright closer.|

MVGT: Edge to Gaz, some of the verses by SL seemed lazy, and rhyming was kind of forced.

[Slowhands]

thanks for the honesty

[FGR]

He no-showed against Hush, think I can pinpoint the dysfunction
Saw his opponents name at the top - thought it was an instruction
^iight cool i like it
What you layin stanzas for? Your rappings poor
At the very least Hands needs some polish, n I don't mean a manicure
^mild. attempt was alright but setup could have been done better to pack more sting
After this one, we could even go further rounds
You won't see Hand bag me 'less he's throwing his purse around
^again..wasnt to witty..plus in the past ive seen slowhand plays as this dudes been around awhile..
think u gotta come on creative then hand bag me/purses...maybe a better setup would pack more sting its just little too simple


vs

we know you're a fag, nerds the type to sit at the front of the classroom
so if this seems like a Lecture
... it's cause you lost to a ^shitty verse in that match too
^a bit wordy.. came off lil choppy


v/ GaZ thought his light jabs came w/ more then slowhands had in his verse..shake that rust SH.. ive seen alot better

[Flow]

Originally Posted by Gazette

We all know this faggit aint a true gangsta
Hands'll* pull out the Magnum - after he stole it from Zoolander
cool wordplay but no sting
He no-showed against Hush, think I can pinpoint the dysfunction
Saw his opponents name at the top - thought it was an instruction
Alright concept, alright instruction, but not much sting
What you layin stanzas for? Your rappings poor
At the very least Hands needs some polish, n I don't mean a manicure
Pretty played even with out facing someone with the name hands
After this one, we could even go further rounds
You won't see Hand bag me 'less he's throwing his purse around
this was the best name flip you had so far, but by this point im tired of them
I'm erasin' this turd, he's too disgraceful for words
So when we see Hands on the deck, there aint no sailors at work
urgh same as above
* hands'll / hansel

don't explain your first line it was obvious - You had way too many nameflips, the first half of them were weak or misses, and the last half of them were pretty damn good but over done by that point...If you had restructured this and gone in a bit harder with the sting on the earlier concepts this would of been a solid drop - but you have potential it wasn't a bad read

Originally Posted by Slowhands

Dear Milky,

we could say you're ok at text, but lets just be fuckin for real
me writing for gazette, is the closest he'll ever get to a publishin deal
not much sting but ok opener
i might rusty as hell, but you're just straight up horrible Gaz
only connection your punches have to me
... is both being forced in this match
nah brother not working
we know you're a fag, nerds the type to sit at the front of the classroom
so if this seems like a Lecture
... it's cause you lost to a ^shitty verse in that match too
didn't rhyme which is really pretty basic but whatever, this is an alright personal but wording isn't great and therefore effected the smooth execution
you're trash dude, but going green in text might not be a career for you
cause when we think of gazettes <- it consists of 90% of recycled material
so so not bad
you're not fear-able, even your roast pic proves this vigin isn't hitted on
so putting g on the spot, will be the closest this pussies ever been to oneLol your best line I think - was def lol worthy

Result

@Gazette - You had well too many nameflips but the ones that worked were pretty good. So I am quoting you on 'Hands on the deck' and 'Throwing his purse' - heed my advice though and don't over do it, your best ones were at the end and by that point they were tiring...

@Slowhands - You had some straight up misses, 2 that did hit were not very hard hitting an I wouldn't quote them but you had LOTB for me with the closer. You were let down with poor execution mostly effected by wording IMO

Its a tight match up 2 strong quotes vs LOTB

Going to have to give the VOTE to GAZETTE with the LOTB to Slowhands