Orc vs. Plot {Orc wins}

[Plot]

Always thought you and Blue were an item, honest
Kung tried to make it a triangle & neighbor was like lets do a rhombus.
Your fans need fucking help man, I swear they must be blind
Coz anyone thinkin Auxiliary fuckin outta their mind!
thinking your some greek or roman legend?
More like Narcissus that faggot that fell in love with his own reflection.
But we all know this Irish piece of shit sucks..
If he was ever winning in the votes it was a micks-up
hate to burst your bubble Ork, but your bars are fuckin nonsense
Yur a zombie-trader, keep flipping those dead concepts.
known biter! your a recycler, nothing you spits fire man,
And I thought St.Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland.

[Wanderer]

Originally Posted by Orc

A barman fired for drinking? Good grief


I don’t condone drinking all day but shit happens
Here’s a Sobering thought: you’ve been here for 7 years & won 6 battles
Crisp but this just ain’t hard enough
Your life is a joke. Fired from allll the best spots
An Australian walks into a bar. The barman says “Plot, I’m calling the cops”
Wording helps you a lot but again this is light. Think it’s due to you seemingly going down the comedic route but if it’s not that funny which I didn’t think this was (subjective I know & no hate bro) then it misses impact
Don’t act like you spent time on the street dude
Okay, you grew up with Fosters. Your Dad drank that as he beat you
This is cool
Plus Plots concerned bout this wild drought
Keep mentioning that Australian Bush Fire. I’ll take ya girl Outback to find out
Lol.. Fire right here
These riots show people get violent if need be
If Plots screaming “I can’t breathe” it’s because he’s so excited to meet me
Nothing crazy here, it’s ok
U won’t see a vote. Never mind get a mention
Think Deus Ex Machina. This failure of a Plot would need Divine Intervention
Decent closer

Vs

Originally Posted by Plot

Always thought you and Blue were an item, honest
Kung tried to make it a triangle & neighbor was like lets do a rhombus.
Nah dude. This is kinda funny but it reads like you’re attacking neigh rather than Orc?? Just my opinion and apologies if I’m missing something
Your fans need fucking help man, I swear they must be blind
Coz anyone thinkin Auxiliary fuckin outta their mind!
One of the more forced wordplays I’ve seen - Aux-il-ary(3 syllables how I say it) correct me if I’m wrong but guessing this is supposed to be Orcs.ill.are.really ?? (5 syllables) just doesn’t work bro
thinking your some greek or roman legend?
More like Narcissus that faggot that fell in love with his own reflection.
not bad..
But we all know this Irish piece of shit sucks..
If he was ever winning in the votes it was a micks-up
Not really feeling the punch man
hate to burst your bubble Ork, but your bars are fuckin nonsense
Yur a zombie-trader, keep flipping those dead concepts.
Miss. the fuck is a zombie trader? I can see how some dudes might like this for creativity but it’s a bit far fetched for me
known biter! your a recycler, nothing you spits fire man,
And I thought St.Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland.
closer Just a bit too simple here

So I clearly felt Orc was more consistent throughout. Enjoyed how natural it came off. Australian bush fire / outback was fire and LOTB. My next favourite bars were Fosters and Machina. Plot ur best line was probably that Greek punch but other than that ur misses were worse and that Auxiliary play was just awful

Orc wins