Orc vs. Plot {Orc wins}

[Orc]

A barman fired for drinking? Good grief


I don’t condone drinking all day but shit happens
Here’s a Sobering thought: you’ve been here for 7 years & won 6 battles
Your life is a joke. Fired from allll the best spots
An Australian walks into a bar. The barman says “Plot, I’m calling the cops”
Don’t act like you spent time on the street dude
Okay, you grew up with Fosters. Your Dad drank that as he beat you
Plus Plots concerned bout this wild drought
Keep mentioning that Australian Bush Fire. I’ll take ya girl Outback to find out
These riots show people get violent if need be
If Plots screaming “I can’t breathe” it’s because he’s so excited to meet me
U won’t see a vote. Never mind get a mention
Think Deus Ex Machina. This failure of a Plot would need Divine Intervention