Finny tells his most embarrassing stories ITT. (Will update as I think of them)

Finnydot · 07-22-2017, 01:57 PM

Moms caught me masturbating once.

I was 15 or 16 still living at home. Back in the days we used to have the best internet of all my friends. (ISDN) Before cable internet became a thing. So I used to get in trouble for looking at porn all the time cuz DUH that's what teenage boys do with REALLY fast internet (at the time). I had my own computer and everything. Pops was a professional nerd so he was rebuilding his PCs all the time and giving them to his boys. My brother had the 800Mhz processor that was his last replacement and I finally upgraded to his 300Mhz processor (my previous PC was the old 486 processor that was 33Mhz with a TURBO button that went to 66Mhz!!!!) anyways, mom was supposed to be going to the store and shit. I was like "YES PERFECT TIME FOR A LITTLE 20 MINUTE SESSION!!!" lmfao. She gets in the car, starts it up, I'm full fledged hard-on with pictures of Pamela Anderson on deck. Fully pull down pants, about to lotion up... Mom's forgot to ask me something so she left the car on and came back in side. I'm full fledged hard on, mid stroke, she busts in my room. IMMEDIATELY grabs the closest thing she could find (my goddamn ROLLER BLADES) and starts beating the shit outta me still lotioned and half-chub.

Worst day of my life.

Dad gets home from work and laughs at the both of us.

07-22-2017, 01:57 PM	#2
Finnydot Senior Member Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 2,052 Champed - Beat Battle I Rep Power: 10457441	Moms caught me masturbating once. I was 15 or 16 still living at home. Back in the days we used to have the best internet of all my friends. (ISDN) Before cable internet became a thing. So I used to get in trouble for looking at porn all the time cuz DUH that's what teenage boys do with REALLY fast internet (at the time). I had my own computer and everything. Pops was a professional nerd so he was rebuilding his PCs all the time and giving them to his boys. My brother had the 800Mhz processor that was his last replacement and I finally upgraded to his 300Mhz processor (my previous PC was the old 486 processor that was 33Mhz with a TURBO button that went to 66Mhz!!!!) anyways, mom was supposed to be going to the store and shit. I was like "YES PERFECT TIME FOR A LITTLE 20 MINUTE SESSION!!!" lmfao. She gets in the car, starts it up, I'm full fledged hard-on with pictures of Pamela Anderson on deck. Fully pull down pants, about to lotion up... Mom's forgot to ask me something so she left the car on and came back in side. I'm full fledged hard on, mid stroke, she busts in my room. IMMEDIATELY grabs the closest thing she could find (my goddamn ROLLER BLADES) and starts beating the shit outta me still lotioned and half-chub. Worst day of my life. Dad gets home from work and laughs at the both of us.