Finny tells his most embarrassing stories ITT. (Will update as I think of them)

Finnydot · 07-22-2017, 02:20 PM

I grew up with 3 older brothers. They were all assholes.

Once they locked me outta the house when I was like 5-6 and told me I was adopted but I was too old now. I had to go find my real family. I was on the front porch crying for like 2 hours before my mom got home and whooped the shit outta all of them.

Later, to get me back... They held me down with butcher knives and told me they were aliens trying to eat my brain.

Then, I remember one time they put Icy Hot on my balls and locked me in the closet.

07-22-2017, 02:20 PM	#8
Finnydot Senior Member Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 2,052 Champed - Beat Battle I Rep Power: 10457441	I grew up with 3 older brothers. They were all assholes. Once they locked me outta the house when I was like 5-6 and told me I was adopted but I was too old now. I had to go find my real family. I was on the front porch crying for like 2 hours before my mom got home and whooped the shit outta all of them. Later, to get me back... They held me down with butcher knives and told me they were aliens trying to eat my brain. Then, I remember one time they put Icy Hot on my balls and locked me in the closet.