rhymes in advertising - Page 2

sral · 08-06-2015, 07:50 AM

lmao that shit don't even rhyme for me tbc

Amen. · 08-06-2015, 07:55 AM

lol

timex watches - Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

Victor. · 08-06-2015, 08:45 AM

all day
Buff aye
Rhymes for me

Amen. · 08-06-2015, 09:14 AM

rhymes but not a multi

ALL day

BUFF aye

Victor. · 08-06-2015, 10:53 AM

True

Ghost1 · 08-06-2015, 10:58 AM

The multi for pop in an grab it was Holland and Barret

AL u have to do is read bro. Smh.

sral · 08-06-2015, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags

The multi for pop in an grab it was Holland and Barret

AL u have to do is read bro. Smh.

lmao I'm saying

that shit too perfect

Pharaohs Army · 08-06-2015, 12:19 PM

really lovin' your enthusiasm here @sraL.

the squash one is blowing my mind.

"sweet butternut squash. grown by farmers- we know&trust."

0MG M@RK3T1NG G3N1U$E$

Quote:

Originally Posted by dull boy

How is Italian chopped tomatoes a multi with basil and oregano?

I hated it too at first.. it's still Meh.. but it rhymes if you kinda like ignore "italian chopped" and just stretch out the words basil, tomatoes, and oregano..

italian chopped to-matoes with ba-zil,n ore gano

holland&barrett pop in&grab it... yeah. works if you get all british.

Pharaohs Army · 08-06-2015, 12:20 PM

risk your cash
to build the biggest stash

i could totally see that in a rap verse about riches.

sral · 08-06-2015, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pharaohs Army

really lovin' your enthusiasm here @sraL.

the squash one is blowing my mind.

"sweet butternut squash. grown by farmers- we know&trust."

0MG M@RK3T1NG G3N1U$E$

I hated it too at first.. it's still Meh.. but it rhymes if you kinda like ignore "italian chopped" and just stretch out the words basil, tomatoes, and oregano..

italian chopped to-matoes with ba-zil,n ore gano

holland&barrett pop in&grab it... yeah. works if you get all british.

GROWN FOR US by farmers we KNOW AND TRUST

was the multi to the butternut squash ish

ABERDEEN / ANGUS BEEF was the other

I literally do this shit all the time tbh

I thought I must be autistic or some shit so I was pretty glad it wasn't just me lmaooo

Pharaohs Army · 08-06-2015, 02:04 PM

yo i risked my cash to build the biggest stash. next thing you know i couldn't even afford, an all-day buffet.
then i got in a car crash. but nationwide?
was on my side.
..broke my nose though.
so, i'm no longer a sound sleeper, but a mouth-breather.
my jaw too. i've been surviving on butternut squash. grown for Us, by far-mers,
we know n trust& I'm Like Timex..
i take a licking
but i Keep on ticking- i love Shopping,
'specially @Holland&Barrett
..i Pop in&grab it
cuz like i said.. shopping's a habit.
i'm a "wap"
i like spaghetti- wth salad
Italian. chopped. tomatoes,
with bazul. 'n array-gunno.
..it's nice, cuz it's cheap.
my sam-sung got crushed when i wrecked my jeep.
so i went from AT&T, to Verizon.
to broaden my horizons.
plus they gave me 300 bucks for switching back.
people switch at first because of their rate-gouging.- how shit is That?

sral · 08-06-2015, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pharaohs Army

yo i risked my cash to build the biggest stash. next thing you know i couldn't even afford, an all-day buffet.
then i got in a car crash. but nationwide?
was on my side.
..broke my nose though.
so, i'm no longer a sound sleeper, but a mouth-breather.
my jaw too. i've been surviving on butternut squash, grown for us, by far-mers
we know n trust& I'm Like Timex..
i take a licking
but i Keep on ticking- i love Shopping,
'specially @Holland&Barrett
..i Pop in&grab it
cuz like i said.. shopping's a habit
i'm a "wap"
i like spaghetti- wth salad
Italian. chopped. tomatoes,
with bazul. 'n array-gunno.
..it's nice, cuz it's cheap.
my sam-sung got crushed when i wrecked my jeep.
so i went from AT&T, to Verizon.
to broaden my horizons.
plus they gave me 300 bucks for switching back.
people switch at first because of their rate-gouging.- how shit is That?

lmao this dude shopping for bites wtf

Pharaohs Army · 08-06-2015, 02:11 PM

lol what u mean shopping for bites? @sraL

Pharaohs Army · 08-06-2015, 02:12 PM

that's so going in the OM cypher.

Pharaohs Army · 08-06-2015, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sraL

lmao this dude shopping for bites wtf

i know what you mean now.... No. lol. I like to have fun.

Ghost1 · 08-06-2015, 04:29 PM

How u spell wop wrong tho

Seyance · 08-06-2015, 06:34 PM

neither is drive sober / pulled over..

i see what your saying lars but even i have to strain my accent to get it to rhyme.. i can see how it works with your scouse twang. just drop the 'it' and you can see it pretty much works on paper..

al-li-an chopped tom-ah-toes
ba-sil and or-eg-ah-no

i dunno.. it's the eg that may throw it off for some people, i can see it though.

Mr. J · 08-06-2015, 07:27 PM

I lol'd at where this thread went

Pharaohs Army · 08-07-2015, 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags

How u spell wop wrong tho

my bad, thanks.

@sraL, thanks, yes i misquoted the squash one at first

MMLP · 08-18-2015, 02:31 PM

Paul Blart/ Mall Cop.... surely works in some accents

08-06-2015, 07:50 AM	#21
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08-06-2015, 08:45 AM	#23
Victor. Punchline Prettyboy Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 1,512 Battle Record: 7-0 Champed - Fight Night 6 Rep Power: 53833780	all day Buff aye Rhymes for me __________________ You ain’t a young buck ... yous a dumb fuck//run up and get gun butted.. get all your gums bust

08-06-2015, 10:53 AM	#25
Victor. Punchline Prettyboy Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 1,512 Battle Record: 7-0 Champed - Fight Night 6 Rep Power: 53833780	True __________________ You ain’t a young buck ... yous a dumb fuck//run up and get gun butted.. get all your gums bust

08-06-2015, 02:04 PM	#31
Pharaohs Army Banned Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 2,956 Battle Record: 6 - 14 Rep Power: 0	yo i risked my cash to build the biggest stash. next thing you know i couldn't even afford, an all-day buffet. then i got in a car crash. but nationwide? was on my side. ..broke my nose though. so, i'm no longer a sound sleeper, but a mouth-breather. my jaw too. i've been surviving on butternut squash. grown for Us, by far-mers, we know n trust& I'm Like Timex.. i take a licking but i Keep on ticking- i love Shopping, 'specially @Holland&Barrett ..i Pop in&grab it cuz like i said.. shopping's a habit. i'm a "wap" i like spaghetti- wth salad Italian. chopped. tomatoes, with bazul. 'n array-gunno. ..it's nice, cuz it's cheap. my sam-sung got crushed when i wrecked my jeep. so i went from AT&T, to Verizon. to broaden my horizons. plus they gave me 300 bucks for switching back. people switch at first because of their rate-gouging.- how shit is That? Last edited by Pharaohs Army; 08-06-2015 at 02:07 PM.

08-06-2015, 06:34 PM	#37
Seyance - Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 1,059 Battle Record: 0-4 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night VII Rep Power: 0	neither is drive sober / pulled over.. i see what your saying lars but even i have to strain my accent to get it to rhyme.. i can see how it works with your scouse twang. just drop the 'it' and you can see it pretty much works on paper.. al-li-an chopped tom-ah-toes ba-sil and or-eg-ah-no i dunno.. it's the eg that may throw it off for some people, i can see it though. __________________ i'm truely renaissance.. dominate the web, television, movies and beyond when a leader gets to speaking, it's your duty to respond.. i'm a leave these niggas leaking like i'm julian assange.

08-06-2015, 07:55 AM	#22
Amen. Banned Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: New York Posts: 2,047 Battle Record: 16-9 Rep Power: 0	lol timex watches - Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

08-06-2015, 09:14 AM	#24
Amen. Banned Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: New York Posts: 2,047 Battle Record: 16-9 Rep Power: 0	rhymes but not a multi ALL day BUFF aye

08-06-2015, 12:20 PM	#29
Pharaohs Army Banned Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 2,956 Battle Record: 6 - 14 Rep Power: 0	risk your cash to build the biggest stash i could totally see that in a rap verse about riches.

08-06-2015, 02:11 PM	#33
Pharaohs Army Banned Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 2,956 Battle Record: 6 - 14 Rep Power: 0	lol what u mean shopping for bites? @sraL

08-06-2015, 02:12 PM	#34
Pharaohs Army Banned Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 2,956 Battle Record: 6 - 14 Rep Power: 0	that's so going in the OM cypher.

08-06-2015, 07:27 PM	#38
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08-18-2015, 02:31 PM	#40
MMLP Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 614 Battle Record: 15-16 Champed - Write Week 9 Rep Power: 9768091	Paul Blart/ Mall Cop.... surely works in some accents