rhymes in advertising

[Pharaohs Army]

really lovin' your enthusiasm here @sraL.

the squash one is blowing my mind.

"sweet butternut squash. grown by farmers- we know&trust."

0MG M@RK3T1NG G3N1U$E$

Originally Posted by dull boy

How is Italian chopped tomatoes a multi with basil and oregano?

I hated it too at first.. it's still Meh.. but it rhymes if you kinda like ignore "italian chopped" and just stretch out the words basil, tomatoes, and oregano..

italian chopped to-matoes with ba-zil,n ore gano


holland&barrett pop in&grab it... yeah. works if you get all british.

[Pharaohs Army]

risk your cash
to build the biggest stash

i could totally see that in a rap verse about riches.

[Pharaohs Army]

yo i risked my cash to build the biggest stash. next thing you know i couldn't even afford, an all-day buffet.
then i got in a car crash. but nationwide?
was on my side.
..broke my nose though.
so, i'm no longer a sound sleeper, but a mouth-breather.
my jaw too. i've been surviving on butternut squash. grown for Us, by far-mers,
we know n trust& I'm Like Timex..
i take a licking
but i Keep on ticking- i love Shopping,
'specially @Holland&Barrett
..i Pop in&grab it
cuz like i said.. shopping's a habit.
i'm a "wap"
i like spaghetti- wth salad
Italian. chopped. tomatoes,
with bazul. 'n array-gunno.
..it's nice, cuz it's cheap.
my sam-sung got crushed when i wrecked my jeep.
so i went from AT&T, to Verizon.
to broaden my horizons.
plus they gave me 300 bucks for switching back.
people switch at first because of their rate-gouging.- how shit is That?

[sral]

Originally Posted by Pharaohs Army

yo i risked my cash to build the biggest stash. next thing you know i couldn't even afford, an all-day buffet.
then i got in a car crash. but nationwide?
was on my side.
..broke my nose though.
so, i'm no longer a sound sleeper, but a mouth-breather.
my jaw too. i've been surviving on butternut squash, grown for us, by far-mers
we know n trust& I'm Like Timex..
i take a licking
but i Keep on ticking- i love Shopping,
'specially @Holland&Barrett
..i Pop in&grab it
cuz like i said.. shopping's a habit
i'm a "wap"
i like spaghetti- wth salad
Italian. chopped. tomatoes,
with bazul. 'n array-gunno.
..it's nice, cuz it's cheap.
my sam-sung got crushed when i wrecked my jeep.
so i went from AT&T, to Verizon.
to broaden my horizons.
plus they gave me 300 bucks for switching back.
people switch at first because of their rate-gouging.- how shit is That?

lmao this dude shopping for bites wtf

[Pharaohs Army]

that's so going in the OM cypher.

[Pharaohs Army]

Originally Posted by sraL

lmao this dude shopping for bites wtf

i know what you mean now.... No. lol. I like to have fun.

[sral]

Originally Posted by Pharaohs Army

really lovin' your enthusiasm here @sraL.

the squash one is blowing my mind.

"sweet butternut squash. grown by farmers- we know&trust."

0MG M@RK3T1NG G3N1U$E$




I hated it too at first.. it's still Meh.. but it rhymes if you kinda like ignore "italian chopped" and just stretch out the words basil, tomatoes, and oregano..

italian chopped to-matoes with ba-zil,n ore gano


holland&barrett pop in&grab it... yeah. works if you get all british.

GROWN FOR US by farmers we KNOW AND TRUST

was the multi to the butternut squash ish

ABERDEEN / ANGUS BEEF was the other

I literally do this shit all the time tbh

I thought I must be autistic or some shit so I was pretty glad it wasn't just me lmaooo