rhymes in advertising
 

nothing new but I am noticing them more now.

"nationwide is on your side".

there was also another insurance company... i wish i could remember the entire phrase, but it was like "_______________ every time you need it."

and the first part definitely rhymed with "every time you need it".

Breath-Rite nasal strips has by far the best tho, because it is not a perfect rhyme (thereby perfect in my book)

"are you a Sound Sleeper, or a mouth-breather?"

that one turns me on, mentally.

i'm sure there's plenty more out there.

lol. Your a curious fellow.

really?i thought evry1 felt this way. lol

Broaden your horizon & switch to Verizon

YES J good one

Between the nationwide, breath-rite, and verizon, I'm already rapping (putting a little bit of hesitation/syncopation)

someone tell diode to up the file size limit on attachments yo

I could upload them to an outside site but I'm at work



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I'd amaze Pharoah at this game, me and MMLP play it and send each other texts or w/e if we spot them

we call em EDM's (Every Day Multies)

lmao basically I've got pics on my phone of ones I've saw

a sign outside a cafe saying "tea for two/me and you"

there was a great one at a store called Holland and Barrett and underneath as a slogan it had "Pop In and Grab It"

that shits epic

The BEST ever though was on a marks and Spencer's own food range and it had

ITALIAN CHOPPED TOMATOES with BASIL AND OREGANO

multi game for days

insane spot

lmao I won't reveal my bosses name here for obv reasons but my bosses name is also a perfect multi of the place I work too

rap battles ruined my life

How is Italian chopped tomatoes a multi with basil and oregano?

lmao god tier British accent maybe?

I'll record a vid of me saying it

This is a harder one to find:

Hard:

Holland and Barratt/Pop in and Grab It:

Pretty easy:

Easy:

lol I was thinkin the same shit tho haha

same for pop in and grab it

doesn't rhyme

@Seyance @MMLP @eng to thread

possibly @Witty and @Orc too I guess?

THAT SHIT RHYMES YO!

how bout the famous

"drive sober or get pulled over"

or the

"oh thank heaven for 7-eleven" I seen a while back

bunch of them

ALL DAY/ BUFFET

#CLASSIC

All day / buffet not a multi

not even a slant rhyme