Itt explain why and how you could kick my ass ...

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me an my homeboy were robbing this dude once in the homegirls apartment an he tried to pull a handful of used needles on us (dude was an addict obv)...I caught his arm by the wrist an hurricana'd that mufuckah till his wrist an shoulder popped at the same time...shit was gnarly...ddt'd a guy thru a bathroom door once too...threw another one down two flights of stairs, like, threw him down the first level, ran down to where he was laying an threw him down the next level...after beating the shit out of him, largely unprovoked, much as I hate to admit it...

worst fist fight I had tho was getting jumped by eight dudes when I was 16...when it was all said an done I was still standing but that shit was nuts...I don't remember all of what happened, but I remember blocking a right hook an catching the guy by his shoulders an kneeing him in the chest so hard he came off the ground an just landed face first in the grass...