Itt explain why and how you could kick my ass ...

[anime_boners]

I would appear before you wearing a naruto forehead protector headband with sound village insignia on it and wielding one of those living room decor katanas they sell at those random Asian trinket stores.

Simply gazing at me in my warrior stance, holding my steel would paralyze you with fear. We would not need to fight.

[Frank Metts]

Originally Posted by anime_boners

I would appear before you wearing a naruto forehead protector headband with sound village insignia on it and wielding one of those living room decor katanas they sell at those random Asian trinket stores.

Simply gazing at me in my warrior stance, holding my steel would paralyze you with fear. We would not need to fight.

I would choke you with the blue part of the naruto head band while shaving the metal part down to shank size on the concrete then I would slowly penetrate your jugular just to see now far it squirts as I release pressure from previous choke

[anime_boners]

Originally Posted by Frank Metts

I would choke you with the blue part of the naruto head band while shaving the metal part down to shank size on the concrete then I would slowly penetrate your jugular just to see now far it squirts as I release pressure from previous choke

Long before you could get your hands on me I would decimate you.

I study all the cartoon styles of sword karates that make preteen ninja kids into heros.

Bow down or I will unleash my special attack.

[Frank Metts]

Originally Posted by anime_boners

Long before you could get your hands on me I would decimate you.

I study all the cartoon styles of sword karates that make preteen ninja kids into heros.

Bow down or I will unleash my special attack.

Well you can bend all the air you want but while your summoning the power of your planeteers to turn to Captain Planet or trying to for voltron or charging up to hit the ground with such force FEMA already cutting checks to coastal cities I would have already put on my red ring pulled out my triforce shot you with the silver arrow and slashed you with the master sword and saved the princess Zelda