Which figure is greater, the amount of poops you will have in a lifetime, or the amount of boners in a lifetime?

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Originally Posted by Certain

Here's the important question: Are we counting semi-erections? I don't get full-on hard very often, only if I'm about to have sex, jerking off or in a completely inappropriate place while having thoughts about how naughty that coworker would be in bed.

I cleared this up earlier in the thread, cmon now

if you got on some loose basketball shorts, and the teacher calls you to the front of the class, would you be comfortable. If not, then it's too much