Which figure is greater, the amount of poops you will have in a lifetime, or the amount of boners in a lifetime?
 

Super serious. For science.

I say poops.

Boners ftw

Boners.

I keep track.

I enjoy each thoroughly.

I used to jerk off during family movie night as a young Cake.

Do semi's count?

okay, but guise

think about how long it takes to start consistently getting boners. Like 9? 9
at that point, youve had nine years of a consistent 2 poops a day ( thats a fair average)
and then you get boners consistently until your like what... 50? 60? 70? idk, but the point is, there are two spots in your life where the boners arent as regular, while poops stay consistent through your lifetime

#scienceftw

If you wouldnt wanna stand up in the middle of class with it, I'd say that's a good rule of thumb

I have a hard time standing up without a boner...

Morning wood is a thing. No one here wakes up to a bed full of morning shit. Well, possibly Des

The ole tuck under ur belt n fuck ur belly button technique bro. The world will never know

Poops are a pretty consistent once-a-day affair (on average) for your whole life

So the question really boils down to this:

Does puberty make up for the periods of no boners you experience as a child and as a senior?


I think poops win, but it's close

I personally jam it inwards until it looks like a black mans navel

LOL

but seriously, poops, guys. I'd take an afterschool dookie over morning wood any day

U guys take two shits a day? Loose booty ass niggas

university food is vicious

lol has anyone ever takin a colon cleanse pill? Rofllllll alien poop on deckkkkkk

in America we call those burrito supremes

No but I've seen people that have.

Runnin to the bathroom every 5 minutes just to release, it seems horrid

I'm not even sure how much good it does

Took three shits before noon two days ago.

# of boners > # of shits, still.

I boned hard, early. Jerked off in family rooms during dinner making time.

I blew my load n for the life of me i cant find where the jism went. I momentarily had my eyes closed

Split just had me dying on two posts for real.

Yo it's 2-2

don't lose interest in my poop and weiner thread guise, plz