Which figure is greater, the amount of poops you will have in a lifetime, or the amount of boners in a lifetime?

Fig · 10-10-2013, 10:58 PM

Super serious. For science.

I say poops.

Neighbor · 10-10-2013, 10:58 PM

Boners ftw

PancakeBrah · 10-10-2013, 10:59 PM

Boners.

I keep track.

I enjoy each thoroughly.

I used to jerk off during family movie night as a young Cake.

El Muffin · 10-10-2013, 11:00 PM

Do semi's count?

Fig · 10-10-2013, 11:03 PM

okay, but guise

think about how long it takes to start consistently getting boners. Like 9? 9
at that point, youve had nine years of a consistent 2 poops a day ( thats a fair average)
and then you get boners consistently until your like what... 50? 60? 70? idk, but the point is, there are two spots in your life where the boners arent as regular, while poops stay consistent through your lifetime

#scienceftw

Fig · 10-10-2013, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muff

Do semi's count?

If you wouldnt wanna stand up in the middle of class with it, I'd say that's a good rule of thumb

Anjahl · 10-10-2013, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fig

If you wouldnt wanna stand up in the middle of class with it, I'd say that's a good rule of thumb

I have a hard time standing up without a boner...

Split · 10-10-2013, 11:07 PM

Morning wood is a thing. No one here wakes up to a bed full of morning shit. Well, possibly Des

El Muffin · 10-10-2013, 11:07 PM

The ole tuck under ur belt n fuck ur belly button technique bro. The world will never know

Dominate · 10-10-2013, 11:11 PM

Poops are a pretty consistent once-a-day affair (on average) for your whole life

So the question really boils down to this:

Does puberty make up for the periods of no boners you experience as a child and as a senior?

I think poops win, but it's close

Fig · 10-10-2013, 11:11 PM

I personally jam it inwards until it looks like a black mans navel

LOL

but seriously, poops, guys. I'd take an afterschool dookie over morning wood any day

El Muffin · 10-10-2013, 11:13 PM

U guys take two shits a day? Loose booty ass niggas

Split · 10-10-2013, 11:14 PM

university food is vicious

El Muffin · 10-10-2013, 11:16 PM

lol has anyone ever takin a colon cleanse pill? Rofllllll alien poop on deckkkkkk

Split · 10-10-2013, 11:18 PM

in America we call those burrito supremes

Fig · 10-10-2013, 11:18 PM

No but I've seen people that have.

Runnin to the bathroom every 5 minutes just to release, it seems horrid

I'm not even sure how much good it does

PancakeBrah · 10-10-2013, 11:24 PM

Took three shits before noon two days ago.

# of boners > # of shits, still.

I boned hard, early. Jerked off in family rooms during dinner making time.

El Muffin · 10-10-2013, 11:26 PM

I blew my load n for the life of me i cant find where the jism went. I momentarily had my eyes closed

Anjahl · 10-10-2013, 11:54 PM

Split just had me dying on two posts for real.

Fig · 10-11-2013, 12:56 AM

Yo it's 2-2

don't lose interest in my poop and weiner thread guise, plz

10-10-2013, 10:58 PM	#1
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	Which figure is greater, the amount of poops you will have in a lifetime, or the amount of boners in a lifetime? Super serious. For science. I say poops. __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

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PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Boners. I keep track. I enjoy each thoroughly. I used to jerk off during family movie night as a young Cake. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

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El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	Do semi's count? __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

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Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	okay, but guise think about how long it takes to start consistently getting boners. Like 9? 9 at that point, youve had nine years of a consistent 2 poops a day ( thats a fair average) and then you get boners consistently until your like what... 50? 60? 70? idk, but the point is, there are two spots in your life where the boners arent as regular, while poops stay consistent through your lifetime #scienceftw __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

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Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	Morning wood is a thing. No one here wakes up to a bed full of morning shit. Well, possibly Des __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

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Dominate Tread Lightly. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 2,533 Battle Record: 26-9 Champed - Netcees Battle League - Battle Arena - Tag Team Tournament III - Tag Tournament: "Omicron Variant" Rep Power: 18197460	Poops are a pretty consistent once-a-day affair (on average) for your whole life So the question really boils down to this: Does puberty make up for the periods of no boners you experience as a child and as a senior? I think poops win, but it's close __________________ The Bad Guys

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Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	university food is vicious __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

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El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	lol has anyone ever takin a colon cleanse pill? Rofllllll alien poop on deckkkkkk __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

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Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	in America we call those burrito supremes __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

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PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Took three shits before noon two days ago. # of boners > # of shits, still. I boned hard, early. Jerked off in family rooms during dinner making time. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

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El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	I blew my load n for the life of me i cant find where the jism went. I momentarily had my eyes closed __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

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Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	Yo it's 2-2 don't lose interest in my poop and weiner thread guise, plz __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15