Finals: Joe Metts vs Alvin Karpis - KARP WINS

R!canTheoryz · 08-11-2013, 08:31 PM

It's a fact that u wack so back to back? Nah. This dudes lines don't land or hit
mines'll DDT him on a thesaurus until he realizes he won't be the 2 time champ of shit
we should put something on the line. yaknow? just to give it a stamp
i think putting ur jersey collection up would be symbolic, since they'd fit me like a champ
n bey slaughtered you. nah he daughtered you n you can't even say shit
the finals being Bayless has boggled my mind daily more then he does Stephen A. Smith
n fuck your whore bitch. you prolly never put your face in that box
tryna put that square in that triangle reminds this retard too much of playing w/ blocks
see, i joined this to prove im still the best so it'd be useless to stop here
it just sucks that ur verses are so '05 beating u will only reiterate that i used to be top tier
it's my time to champ the classic n this fucking guy won't do shit
...you being a Legend of the Summer is definitely Justified but i just wrote the Blueprint

Vs

Deep down you’re soft, there’s no way you’re winning this shit
I bet the voices in your head sound like an out of breath veritas mimicking vic
I pitty this bitch, 1 punch will leave ya face lookin black and blue
You’ll tell everybody you Cottonelle & how I wiped my ass with you
You’re a pussy ginger and your whole style is gay
Now it makes sense how Masaii can smell you from a mile away
You’re like 300lbs of no talent and I’m sick of your pictures
I bet you chant Candyman 3x in the mirror hoping for a twix or a snickers
Joes has zero game, I don’t embellish we can tell he hurts
How the fuck you gonna borrow my jersey & have it looking like a belly shirt?
& stop riding richard corey and butler, you claim they’re the best right?
Faggot the way you love butt and dick I’m starting to question ya sex life

Overall vote - this was a pretty dope battle imma keep it real I read this 3 times before coming to a final decision and I think joe did a nice job on staying neck n neck with blow to blow lines/punches but I think Alvin slightly gets this one it's a close call but Alvin was witty
Comical and still executed a nice punch joe also had a strong opening lines it's close but I'm giving it to Alvin props to both I enjoyed reading this battle on behalf of both battlers.

V- Alvin karpis

08-11-2013, 08:31 PM	#18
R!canTheoryz Bullying Yall Bitches. Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Not That Far Posts: 1,289 Battle Record: 9-22 Rep Power: 5738548	It's a fact that u wack so back to back? Nah. This dudes lines don't land or hit mines'll DDT him on a thesaurus until he realizes he won't be the 2 time champ of shit we should put something on the line. yaknow? just to give it a stamp i think putting ur jersey collection up would be symbolic, since they'd fit me like a champ n bey slaughtered you. nah he daughtered you n you can't even say shit the finals being Bayless has boggled my mind daily more then he does Stephen A. Smith n fuck your whore bitch. you prolly never put your face in that box tryna put that square in that triangle reminds this retard too much of playing w/ blocks see, i joined this to prove im still the best so it'd be useless to stop here it just sucks that ur verses are so '05 beating u will only reiterate that i used to be top tier it's my time to champ the classic n this fucking guy won't do shit ...you being a Legend of the Summer is definitely Justified but i just wrote the Blueprint Vs Deep down you’re soft, there’s no way you’re winning this shit I bet the voices in your head sound like an out of breath veritas mimicking vic I pitty this bitch, 1 punch will leave ya face lookin black and blue You’ll tell everybody you Cottonelle & how I wiped my ass with you You’re a pussy ginger and your whole style is gay Now it makes sense how Masaii can smell you from a mile away You’re like 300lbs of no talent and I’m sick of your pictures I bet you chant Candyman 3x in the mirror hoping for a twix or a snickers Joes has zero game, I don’t embellish we can tell he hurts How the fuck you gonna borrow my jersey & have it looking like a belly shirt? & stop riding richard corey and butler, you claim they’re the best right? Faggot the way you love butt and dick I’m starting to question ya sex life Overall vote - this was a pretty dope battle imma keep it real I read this 3 times before coming to a final decision and I think joe did a nice job on staying neck n neck with blow to blow lines/punches but I think Alvin slightly gets this one it's a close call but Alvin was witty Comical and still executed a nice punch joe also had a strong opening lines it's close but I'm giving it to Alvin props to both I enjoyed reading this battle on behalf of both battlers. V- Alvin karpis