Finals: Joe Metts vs Alvin Karpis - KARP WINS
 

Im here. Good for the 20.

check

I said..



It's a fact that u wack so back to back? Nah. This dudes lines don't land or hit
mines'll DDT him on a thesaurus until he realizes he won't be the 2 time champ of shit
we should put something on the line. yaknow? just to give it a stamp
i think putting ur jersey collection up would be symbolic, since they'd fit me like a champ
n is this pussy kidding wit me. a ref stoppage is the prediction from me
n after he gives the Bella ring, Al'll turn into a Total Diva n channel his inner Nikki n Brie
n bey slaughtered you. nah he daughtered you n you can't even say shit
the finals being Bayless has boggled my mind daily more then he does Stephen A. Smith
plus you lost Rd. 3. this 3 times in 1 tourney someones eatin him up
i ain't talking OM writers when i say i should CopyPat since he already ethered this punk
i was slicing him up pre-battle. son was down n out before this
....he had two cuts before the showdown. this battles on some Around The Horn shit
n fuck your whore bitch. you prolly never put your face in that box
tryna put that square in that triangle reminds this retard too much of playing w/ blocks
they say that u hot but all he needs is a couple seconds to realize defeat
cuz he about to finish 2nd n end up being the 2nd dead bitch we seen online this week
see, i joined this to prove im still the best so it'd be useless to stop here
it just sucks that ur verses are so '05 beating u will only reiterate that i used to be top tier
it's my time to champ the classic n this fucking guy won't do shit
...you being a Legend of the Summer is definitely Justified but i just wrote the Blueprint

Deep down you’re soft, there’s no way you’re winning this shit
I bet the voices in your head sound like an out of breath veritas mimicking vic
I pitty this bitch, 1 punch will leave ya face lookin black and blue
You’ll tell everybody you Cottonelle & how I wiped my ass with you
You’re a pussy ginger and your whole style is gay
Now it makes sense how Masaii can smell you from a mile away
Been battling on the net for years & I’ll be honest you’re wack
Joe Webb legacy faded fast so no wonder Christian ponder is back
Dohpe this dohpe that, with votes you always needed a crutch
Deon told joe he’s fat and he’s like ‘tu che De’, nah really you’re sneaky as fuck
You’re like 300lbs of no talent and I’m sick of your pictures
I bet you chant Candyman 3x in the mirror hoping for a twix or a snickers
Joes has zero game, I don’t embellish we can tell he hurts
How the fuck you gonna borrow my jersey & have it looking like a belly shirt?
You’re a soft coward, overhyped, reps gone and lost power
Don’t think you can take netcees by Storm cuz he clowned you off prowlers
& stop riding richard corey and butler, you claim they’re the best right?
Faggot the way you love butt and dick I’m starting to question ya sex life
You have that b-more pride and you’re makin it known
You’re gay and a clone, just another Raven coming out thanks to Simone

damn.

this is dope.

so i have joe with

jerey collection, bayless, bell a ring, playing with blocks

and i have alvin with

cottonelle, joe webb, tooshay d, belly shirt, sex life

so 5-4 alvin ahead.

liked joes misses better, but alvins hits were harder.

voting alvin.

props to both for making the finals

It's a fact that u wack so back to back? Nah. This dudes lines don't land or hit
mines'll DDT him on a thesaurus until he realizes he won't be the 2 time champ of shit
we should put something on the line. yaknow? just to give it a stamp
i think putting ur jersey collection up would be symbolic, since they'd fit me like a champ
n bey slaughtered you. nah he daughtered you n you can't even say shit
the finals being Bayless has boggled my mind daily more then he does Stephen A. Smith
n fuck your whore bitch. you prolly never put your face in that box
tryna put that square in that triangle reminds this retard too much of playing w/ blocks
see, i joined this to prove im still the best so it'd be useless to stop here
it just sucks that ur verses are so '05 beating u will only reiterate that i used to be top tier
it's my time to champ the classic n this fucking guy won't do shit
...you being a Legend of the Summer is definitely Justified but i just wrote the Blueprint


Vs


Deep down you’re soft, there’s no way you’re winning this shit
I bet the voices in your head sound like an out of breath veritas mimicking vic
I pitty this bitch, 1 punch will leave ya face lookin black and blue
You’ll tell everybody you Cottonelle & how I wiped my ass with you
You’re a pussy ginger and your whole style is gay
Now it makes sense how Masaii can smell you from a mile away
You’re like 300lbs of no talent and I’m sick of your pictures
I bet you chant Candyman 3x in the mirror hoping for a twix or a snickers
Joes has zero game, I don’t embellish we can tell he hurts
How the fuck you gonna borrow my jersey & have it looking like a belly shirt?
& stop riding richard corey and butler, you claim they’re the best right?
Faggot the way you love butt and dick I’m starting to question ya sex life

Overall vote - this was a pretty dope battle imma keep it real I read this 3 times before coming to a final decision and I think joe did a nice job on staying neck n neck with blow to blow lines/punches but I think Alvin slightly gets this one it's a close call but Alvin was witty
Comical and still executed a nice punch joe also had a strong opening lines it's close but I'm giving it to Alvin props to both I enjoyed reading this battle on behalf of both battlers.

V- Alvin karpis

Joe..

we should put something on the line. yaknow? just to give it a stamp
i think putting ur jersey collection up would be symbolic, since they'd fit me like a champ
n bey slaughtered you. nah he daughtered you n you can't even say shit
the finals being Bayless has boggled my mind daily more then he does Stephen A. Smith
plus you lost Rd. 3. this 3 times in 1 tourney someones eatin him up
i ain't talking OM writers when i say i should CopyPat since he already ethered this punk
n fuck your whore bitch. you prolly never put your face in that box
tryna put that square in that triangle reminds this retard too much of playing w/ blocks
they say that u hot but all he needs is a couple seconds to realize defeat
cuz he about to finish 2nd n end up being the 2nd dead bitch we seen online this week

Vs


Karp...

I pitty this bitch, 1 punch will leave ya face lookin black and blue
You’ll tell everybody you Cottonelle & how I wiped my ass with you
Been battling on the net for years & I’ll be honest you’re wack
Joe Webb legacy faded fast so no wonder Christian ponder is back
You’re like 300lbs of no talent and I’m sick of your pictures
I bet you chant Candyman 3x in the mirror hoping for a twix or a snickers
& stop riding richard corey and butler, you claim they’re the best right?
Faggot the way you love butt and dick I’m starting to question ya sex life


This was a dope finals....And REALLY fuckin close imo....I read this 4 times I think....I really like how Karpis packs a big punch in a short line....In this battle tho I think he came off statementish at times. Joe was really consistent, every line was at least a decent jab...

Karp had those haymakers but some lines I wasn't feeling at all...Joe has the quotes and consistency imo...

V/Joe Metts

I'ma break down both verses & go from there..

Joe Metts:

I said..



It's a fact that u wack so back to back? Nah. This dudes lines don't land or hit
mines'll DDT him on a thesaurus until he realizes he won't be the 2 time champ of shit
...Nice open
we should put something on the line. yaknow? just to give it a stamp
i think putting ur jersey collection up would be symbolic, since they'd fit me like a champ
...lol
n is this pussy kidding wit me. a ref stoppage is the prediction from me
n after he gives the Bella ring, Al'll turn into a Total Diva n channel his inner Nikki n Brie
...Ok
n bey slaughtered you. nah he daughtered you n you can't even say shit
the finals being Bayless has boggled my mind daily more then he does Stephen A. Smith
...Aero did a flip like this in last years Fall Brawl, this didn't work for me
plus you lost Rd. 3. this 3 times in 1 tourney someones eatin him up
i ain't talking OM writers when i say i should CopyPat since he already ethered this punk
...Dope
i was slicing him up pre-battle. son was down n out before this
....he had two cuts before the showdown. this battles on some Around The Horn shit
...Solid
n fuck your whore bitch. you prolly never put your face in that box
tryna put that square in that triangle reminds this retard too much of playing w/ blocks
...Ok
they say that u hot but all he needs is a couple seconds to realize defeat
cuz he about to finish 2nd n end up being the 2nd dead bitch we seen online this week
...Ok
see, i joined this to prove im still the best so it'd be useless to stop here
it just sucks that ur verses are so '05 beating u will only reiterate that i used to be top tier
...This was nice
it's my time to champ the classic n this fucking guy won't do shit
...you being a Legend of the Summer is definitely Justified but i just wrote the Blueprint
...Decent close

Vs.

Alvin Karpis:

Deep down you’re soft, there’s no way you’re winning this shit
I bet the voices in your head sound like an out of breath veritas mimicking vic
...lol
I pitty this bitch, 1 punch will leave ya face lookin black and blue
You’ll tell everybody you Cottonelle & how I wiped my ass with you
...Kinda forced, I dig what u were tryna do tho, still dope in a way
You’re a pussy ginger and your whole style is gay
Now it makes sense how Masaii can smell you from a mile away
...Nah
Been battling on the net for years & I’ll be honest you’re wack
Joe Webb legacy faded fast so no wonder Christian ponder is back
...Decent
Dohpe this dohpe that, with votes you always needed a crutch
Deon told joe he’s fat and he’s like ‘tu che De’, nah really you’re sneaky as fuck
...This didn't work for me
You’re like 300lbs of no talent and I’m sick of your pictures
I bet you chant Candyman 3x in the mirror hoping for a twix or a snickers
...lmao
Joes has zero game, I don’t embellish we can tell he hurts
How the fuck you gonna borrow my jersey & have it looking like a belly shirt?
...Ok
You’re a soft coward, overhyped, reps gone and lost power
Don’t think you can take netcees by Storm cuz he clowned you off prowlers
...Cool personal
& stop riding richard corey and butler, you claim they’re the best right?
Faggot the way you love butt and dick I’m starting to question ya sex life
...Eh
You have that b-more pride and you’re makin it known
You’re gay and a clone, just another Raven coming out thanks to Simone
...Nice close

This battle was doope. Tough to call... in quotes I'd say they're about the same.. tho I think Joe was a bit more consistent & had the better non quotes. This could go either way.. Joe just slugged throughout where Karp jabbed & threw a cpl haymakers. Both came dope af to me.. but I'm edging this to Joe Metts. Could go either way. Props to both.

Vote- Joe Metts

It's a fact that u wack so back to back? Nah.This dudes lines don't land or hit
mines'll DDT him on a thesaurus until he realizes he won't be the 2 time champ of shit
we should put something on the line. yaknow? just to give it a stamp
i think putting ur jersey collection up wouldbe symbolic, since they'd fit me like a champ
plus you lost Rd. 3. this 3 times in 1 tourney someones eatin him up
i ain't talking OM writers when i say i should CopyPat since he already ethered this punk
n is this pussy kidding wit me. a ref stoppage is the prediction from me
n after he gives the Bella ring, Al'll turn into a Total Diva n channel his inner Nikki n Brie
n fuck your whore bitch. you prolly never put your face in that box
tryna put that square in that triangle reminds this retard too much of playing w/ blocks
vs
I pitty this bitch, 1 punch will leave ya face lookin black and blue
You¡¯ll tell everybody you Cottonelle & how I wiped my ass with you
Been battling on the net for years & I¡¯ll be honest you¡¯re wack
Joe Webb legacy faded fast so no wonder Christian ponder is back
You¡¯re like 300lbs of no talent and I¡¯m sick of your pictures
I bet you chant Candyman 3x in the mirror hoping for a twix or a snickers
Joes has zero game, I don¡¯t embellish we can tell he hurts
How the fuck you gonna borrow my jersey& have it looking like a belly shirt?
You¡¯re a soft coward, overhyped, reps gone and lost power
Don¡¯t think you can take netcees by Storm cuz he clowned you off prowlers
.
.
Damn, dope as match. Close as fuck. I got joe taking this tho, felt his misses werent as bad as karp's. Props to both for doing their thing

we should put something on the line. yaknow? just to give it a stamp
i think putting ur jersey collection up would be symbolic, since they'd fit me like a champ
n is this pussy kidding wit me. a ref stoppage is the prediction from me
n after he gives the Bella ring, Al'll turn into a Total Diva n channel his inner Nikki n Brie
plus you lost Rd. 3. this 3 times in 1 tourney someones eatin him up
i ain't talking OM writers when i say i should CopyPat since he already ethered this punk
n fuck your whore bitch. you prolly never put your face in that box
tryna put that square in that triangle reminds this retard too much of playing w/ blocks
see, i joined this to prove im still the best so it'd be useless to stop here
it just sucks that ur verses are so '05 beating u will only reiterate that i used to be top tier



Deep down you’re soft, there’s no way you’re winning this shit
I bet the voices in your head sound like an out of breath veritas mimicking vic
Dohpe this dohpe that, with votes you always needed a crutch
Deon told joe he’s fat and he’s like ‘tu che De’, nah really you’re sneaky as fuck
You’re like 300lbs of no talent and I’m sick of your pictures
I bet you chant Candyman 3x in the mirror hoping for a twix or a snickers
Joes has zero game, I don’t embellish we can tell he hurts
How the fuck you gonna borrow my jersey & have it looking like a belly shirt?
& stop riding richard corey and butler, you claim they’re the best right?
Faggot the way you love butt and dick I’m starting to question ya sex life

I quoted what I liked from both, could have chopped the CopyPat and Cottonelle lines from each others but I let them stand. Close battle, thought Mets had the better concepts, but Karp the crisper wording to his. It's a complete toss up, loved the square in triangle idea but hated the wording. I thought the Candyman line from Karp was funny, but worded corny. Weird one after what I just said about you both. Heh. Used to be top tier was dope, belly shirt from karp was LULZ!

Overall i'm gonna go with... Karpis. Just felt he edged it conceptually, brought that comedy to it I liked.

It's a fact that u wack so back to back? Nah. This dudes lines don't land or hit
mines'll DDT him on a thesaurus until he realizes he won't be the 2 time champ of shit
we should put something on the line. yaknow? just to give it a stamp
i think putting ur jersey collection up would be symbolic, since they'd fit me like a champ
plus you lost Rd. 3. this 3 times in 1 tourney someones eatin him up
i ain't talking OM writers when i say i should CopyPat since he already ethered this punk
i was slicing him up pre-battle. son was down n out before this
....he had two cuts before the showdown. this battles on some Around The Horn shit
n fuck your whore bitch. you prolly never put your face in that box
tryna put that square in that triangle reminds this retard too much of playing w/ blocks




Vs.


Deep down you’re soft, there’s no way you’re winning this shit
I bet the voices in your head sound like an out of breath veritas mimicking vic
I pitty this bitch, 1 punch will leave ya face lookin black and blue
You’ll tell everybody you Cottonelle & how I wiped my ass with you
You’re a pussy ginger and your whole style is gay
Now it makes sense how Masaii can smell you from a mile away
Been battling on the net for years & I’ll be honest you’re wack
Joe Webb legacy faded fast so no wonder Christian ponder is back
You’re like 300lbs of no talent and I’m sick of your pictures
I bet you chant Candyman 3x in the mirror hoping for a twix or a snickers
You’re a soft coward, overhyped, reps gone and lost power
Don’t think you can take netcees by Storm cuz he clowned you off prowlers
You have that b-more pride and you’re makin it known
You’re gay and a clone, just another Raven coming out thanks to Simone


good battle, thought both done well. ak was more consistent to me tho with hit after hit. vote karp

Deep down you’re soft, there’s no way you’re winning this shit
I bet the voices in your head sound like an out of breath veritas mimicking vic
Dohpe this dohpe that, with votes you always needed a crutch
Deon told joe he’s fat and he’s like ‘tu che De’, nah really you’re sneaky as fuck
You’re like 300lbs of no talent and I’m sick of your pictures
I bet you chant Candyman 3x in the mirror hoping for a twix or a snickers
Joes has zero game, I don’t embellish we can tell he hurts
How the fuck you gonna borrow my jersey & have it looking like a belly shirt?
& stop riding richard corey and butler, you claim they’re the best right?
Faggot the way you love butt and dick I’m starting to question ya sex life

vs


It's a fact that u wack so back to back? Nah. This dudes lines don't land or hit
mines'll DDT him on a thesaurus until he realizes he won't be the 2 time champ of shit
we should put something on the line. yaknow? just to give it a stamp
i think putting ur jersey collection up would be symbolic, since they'd fit me like a champ
plus you lost Rd. 3. this 3 times in 1 tourney someones eatin him up
i ain't talking OM writers when i say i should CopyPat since he already ethered this punk
i was slicing him up pre-battle. son was down n out before this
....he had two cuts before the showdown. this battles on some Around The Horn shit

Ima go with karp think he just come more personal and consistent with good hits, good drop both of you props on a good final

Reserving this spot to give a full analytical breakdown tonight.

It's a fact that u wack so back to back? Nah. This dudes lines don't land or hit
mines'll DDT him on a thesaurus until he realizes he won't be the 2 time champ of shit
we should put something on the line. yaknow? just to give it a stamp
i think putting ur jersey collection up would be symbolic, since they'd fit me like a champ
plus you lost Rd. 3. this 3 times in 1 tourney someones eatin him up
i ain't talking OM writers when i say i should CopyPat since he already ethered this punk
n fuck your whore bitch. you prolly never put your face in that box
tryna put that square in that triangle reminds this retard too much of playing w/ blocks


vs


Deep down you’re soft, there’s no way you’re winning this shit
I bet the voices in your head sound like an out of breath veritas mimicking vic
I pitty this bitch, 1 punch will leave ya face lookin black and blue
You’ll tell everybody you Cottonelle & how I wiped my ass with you
You’re a pussy ginger and your whole style is gay
Now it makes sense how Masaii can smell you from a mile away
Been battling on the net for years & I’ll be honest you’re wack
Joe Webb legacy faded fast so no wonder Christian ponder is back
You’re like 300lbs of no talent and I’m sick of your pictures
I bet you chant Candyman 3x in the mirror hoping for a twix or a snickers
You’re a soft coward, overhyped, reps gone and lost power
Don’t think you can take netcees by Storm cuz he clowned you off prowlers
^ i really dont know what to say but Alvin wins this
You have that b-more pride and you’re makin it known
You’re gay and a clone, just another Raven coming out thanks to Simone



vote- goes to @Alvin Karpis this battle was pretty dope but Alvin outshined Joe with just better consistency his misses where better and his Connections! were dope as shit
great battles got would love to see more.

Joe Metts

It's a fact that u wack so back to back? Nah. This dudes lines don't land or hit
mines'll DDT him on a thesaurus until he realizes he won't be the 2 time champ of shit
I'm not sure I full understand this bar... Mines'll is a play on mines? Slam him on a thesaurus.. I just don't get it
we should put something on the line. yaknow? just to give it a stamp
i think putting ur jersey collection up would be symbolic, since they'd fit me like a champ
coolish
n is this pussy kidding wit me. a ref stoppage is the prediction from me
n after he gives the Bella ring, Al'll turn into a Total Diva n channel his inner Nikki n Brie
Who watches that show honestly? This is a cool add on to a simple wordplay type of bar.
n bey slaughtered you. nah he daughtered you n you can't even say shit
the finals being Bayless has boggled my mind daily more then he does Stephen A. Smith
this is a nice line.
plus you lost Rd. 3. this 3 times in 1 tourney someones eatin him up
i ain't talking OM writers when i say i should CopyPat since he already ethered this punk
cool standard line
i was slicing him up pre-battle. son was down n out before this
....he had two cuts before the showdown. this battles on some Around The Horn shit
lol... this could've been developed more though
n fuck your whore bitch. you prolly never put your face in that box
tryna put that square in that triangle reminds this retard too much of playing w/ blocks
okay
they say that u hot but all he needs is a couple seconds to realize defeat
cuz he about to finish 2nd n end up being the 2nd dead bitch we seen online this week
too soon... but cool
see, i joined this to prove im still the best so it'd be useless to stop here
it just sucks that ur verses are so '05 beating u will only reiterate that i used to be top tier
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
it's my time to champ the classic n this fucking guy won't do shit
...you being a Legend of the Summer is definitely Justified but i just wrote the Blueprint
okay

This was a good verse. I feel a lot of concepts could've been developed a little bit more though. The '05 line really stood out to me.


Alvin Karpis

Deep down you’re soft, there’s no way you’re winning this shit
I bet the voices in your head sound like an out of breath veritas mimicking vic
nahhh
I pitty this bitch, 1 punch will leave ya face lookin black and blue
You’ll tell everybody you Cottonelle & how I wiped my ass with you
cool, similar to your kerosene line in previous bar
You’re a pussy ginger and your whole style is gay
Now it makes sense how Masaii can smell you from a mile away
I don't get the Masaii reference here. I'm not going to try to figure it out
Been battling on the net for years & I’ll be honest you’re wack
Joe Webb legacy faded fast so no wonder Christian ponder is back
nice
Dohpe this dohpe that, with votes you always needed a crutch
Deon told joe he’s fat and he’s like ‘tu che De’, nah really you’re sneaky as fuck
wordplay is ok but the punch is weird
You’re like 300lbs of no talent and I’m sick of your pictures
I bet you chant Candyman 3x in the mirror hoping for a twix or a snickers
LOL!!! Wish I'd thought of this
Joes has zero game, I don’t embellish we can tell he hurts
How the fuck you gonna borrow my jersey & have it looking like a belly shirt?
LOL...
You’re a soft coward, overhyped, reps gone and lost power
Don’t think you can take netcees by Storm cuz he clowned you off prowlers
cool standard line
& stop riding richard corey and butler, you claim they’re the best right?
Faggot the way you love butt and dick I’m starting to question ya sex life
ok its nameplay its somewhat clever but didn't wow me
You have that b-more pride and you’re makin it known
You’re gay and a clone, just another Raven coming out thanks to Simone
ok its cool, recent event punch

started off slow then had some lols in the middle



This was a good battle I wont call it great. Definitely a close one. I'm going to do a point breakdown. I've got Joe Metts taking this slightly. Glad you guys showed up.

6-4 Karp

More votes plz.

6-4 karp wins its been up a week