Itt explain why and how you could kick my ass ...

[Frank Metts]

Originally Posted by anime_boners

Long before you could get your hands on me I would decimate you.

I study all the cartoon styles of sword karates that make preteen ninja kids into heros.

Bow down or I will unleash my special attack.

Well you can bend all the air you want but while your summoning the power of your planeteers to turn to Captain Planet or trying to for voltron or charging up to hit the ground with such force FEMA already cutting checks to coastal cities I would have already put on my red ring pulled out my triforce shot you with the silver arrow and slashed you with the master sword and saved the princess Zelda