ask a pimp anything

[Aesthetic]

Originally Posted by IamBenT

Thats real shit, pimpin. Also, lately I've been dealing with a Choosy Suzy. What's your word on a ho that wanna be flip flopping like she on the beach and shit..?

Also, I got niggas askin me if I got any asian hoes. How would you, pimp supreme, spit at an asian ho, so she could do somethin strange for some change, nawmean?

Aight my man let me tell you what would go down if tha bitch was in my cadilac.

First off; ya gotta hit the bitch. Always hit the bitch... Its expected and shows strength dont want no hoe thinkin she can get off cause her pimps a pussy, just fux a whole lotta pimpin shit up right?

Call the cunt a dumb cunt for choosin what she snoozin it's a fucking job not a recreation ignorant bitch oughta take her ass too the movies with some prikly panced white nigga if she fixin on excitement; shit..

Pimp supreme; I like that playa playa.

Aight, you gonna wanna find a real nice classy place right; maybe the Wok or the panda Buffet. Post up in your brand new gators, aint got gators? Get gators. Wait till the staff come outside too investigate, then walk up allll slick usin the biggest words a nigga could fathom.

Heres how I actually got my bottom asian taco. (pun intended playa)

O lord my god, you graced me with the presence of beauty and I do thank you; what is your name? (Now I actually almost said "what is your name bitch?" but I coughed on the bi- barely saving my ass" My other hoe in the background damn near laughin her ass off... Bitch got 1 hell of a pinky finger)

Anyway

Get her name
______ Your stature is impecable, and in fact if I werent in the right mind I would continue complimenting you until I got them pretty little digits of yours. NIGGA if you can wink, wink away bitch will melt.

Get your other hoes, and introduce them on the date with the asian bitch and kinda get them too do the hoein; Be liiike he bought me all sorts of clothes and shit I luve daddy. Idk just some dumbass trick shit too make the pussy jealous.



Dont forget too hit the bitch!