well that was a failure

[uh-oh]

it snowed 10 inches last night

which is whatever its ohio i can deal with it. i get up early today. got outside early knew i would have snow to clean off my piece of shit car before i could go to work.

the snow is deep, and is ice crusted over. so im like shit yo. i clean it all off, scrape the centimeter deep ice off all my windows. and it starts raining.

as the rain hits my windows, it immediately turns to ice. instantly.

did i mention i don't have heat?

so i'm like FUCK

concoct a plan like fuck it. i can ride with my front windows down, if i limp up to the arab spot i can get gas under the awning/roof thing, and re-scrape the ice off, and then kick my wipers on full blast so when i leave they can keep the windshield clear

i somehow get there, hitting every pothole in the snow covered road, and not hitting any parked cars. do all that

as soon as i pull back into the rain the wipers ain't doing shit but leveling out the layers of ice all strategically to destroy me

so im like fuck it im heading home till this clears up

i cant get in my parking lot tho cuz im sliding everywhere

luckily a neighbor was outside smoking i had him gas my shit while i pushed it to the side of the road, overheating

im destined to fail in this life.