well that was a failure

[uh-oh]

it snowed 10 inches last night

which is whatever its ohio i can deal with it. i get up early today. got outside early knew i would have snow to clean off my piece of shit car before i could go to work.

the snow is deep, and is ice crusted over. so im like shit yo. i clean it all off, scrape the centimeter deep ice off all my windows. and it starts raining.

as the rain hits my windows, it immediately turns to ice. instantly.

did i mention i don't have heat?

so i'm like FUCK

concoct a plan like fuck it. i can ride with my front windows down, if i limp up to the arab spot i can get gas under the awning/roof thing, and re-scrape the ice off, and then kick my wipers on full blast so when i leave they can keep the windshield clear

i somehow get there, hitting every pothole in the snow covered road, and not hitting any parked cars. do all that

as soon as i pull back into the rain the wipers ain't doing shit but leveling out the layers of ice all strategically to destroy me

so im like fuck it im heading home till this clears up

i cant get in my parking lot tho cuz im sliding everywhere

luckily a neighbor was outside smoking i had him gas my shit while i pushed it to the side of the road, overheating

im destined to fail in this life.

[Ghost1]

Lol.

I called off work 30min ago


Snow doesnt bother me.....we had like 8in on Monday

But i dont play w the ice.

Ice been falling out the sky since 11pm last nite. No thanks.....

My 2 story staircase alone is like a kevin mccalister death trap waiting to leave my crumpled frame in a twisted pile of cripple.

Plus apparently from wat ive been learning my job gives every1 a freepass whenever it snows.

But yea....heat would be a valuable resource in the winter for your car.....

[uh-oh]

word

i called them and told them i'm running late

but if the rain/snow don't stopped i literally can't leave. i havent had a day of work since tuesday of last week, and they finally got some work for me and i can't make it.

i don't want to call off cuz i don't want to be seen as EXPENDABLE because i AM

just gonna call them and let them know the deal

[Hush]

Ny been full of this shit all week

But hey uh oh at least ur battery ain't shit out

[uh-oh]

wordd

my car is in that inbetween state, where enough stuff works for me to keep it and use it

but enough stuff doesnt work, that theres no point trying to fix anything on it. cuz as soon as i fix or put any money in it, something else will die and it will be immobile for good

i aint going in today fuck it.

shits not supposed to stop until 5

[Hush]

Make some cash shoveling driveways
U can make way more Guap like that opposed to concocting shit sandwiches

[Ghost1]

Lmao!

Son dont work at subway no mo....u way behind the netcee times


But yo......fuck shoveling sidewalks all day.....maybe if i had a snowblower....

[Strikta]

Fuck snow.

[Hush]

If it's cordless it's dope


I got a plug in one


Too much hassle

[uh-oh]

losing my mind

stuck

no ones answering there phones

gonna lose my job

pass me the bleach

[...the Nagger]

IN OTHER NEWS

Andrew Bynum will be playing for the Pacers

[veritas]

Ask Jesus for help.

[dead man]

http://www.forbes.com/2010/02/11/ame..._slide_10.html

you should move somewhere that has public transit.

[Hush]

Did u make it?

[YDK]

Yooo fuck that ice storm man my piece of shit car has heat but the wipers don't work lol rainx the shit out ta your windshield man you be surprised how much it helps

[StarFaggot]

This thread reminds me why I like NC. I chuckled three times.

[Malachi]

Snowed a lil in Houston lol

[Split]

Originally Posted by dead man

http://www.forbes.com/2010/02/11/ame..._slide_10.html

you should move somewhere that has public transit.

http://www.forbes.com/2010/02/11/ame...s_slide_2.html

I can confirm...

[Objective]

Originally Posted by Bags

But i dont play w the ice.

Ice been falling out the sky since 11pm last nite. No thanks.....

My 2 story staircase alone is like a kevin mccalister death trap waiting to leave my crumpled frame in a twisted pile of cripple.

Word, be careful about that shit. My mother managed to slip and fall when she was going outside for a smoke just a week ago. Broke her hand and had to have a surgery. Shit's no joke.

[uh-oh]

Originally Posted by Hush

Did u make it?

yeaaaaaa

my boss came and swooped

i was stressing for nothing they weren't even sweating it, im so used to having shitty jobs whenever im late or can't show up i think im gonna be instantly fired but dude was like don't worry man its all good your a good worker we love having you etcetc then he blew me and we did WORK

but word i've been having crazy anxiety and stressing since i called off yesterday, and today was putting me over the edge

im lucky to have the job i do even if the works been slow.