snapped my car key in half while drunk last night

Nigma · 08-06-2013, 01:17 AM

call a thing called bcaa today, a company who offers roadside assistance, intending that they unlock my car so i can get my weed out of it. my spare set is in a box somewhere cause my house flooded and the insurance shit hasnt been dealt with yet. slow as fuck process. so my alarm starts going off when he flicks the lock with his next level b&e device, so took him a bit to get the lock, then when he finally did it set off my alarm, i'm like FUCK! do you have any tools? hes like yeah, I say GET ME A 5/16ths WRENCH, he dexterously retrieves the instrument, then I quickly unscrewed a thingy and disabled my battery to the appreciation of the rest of the neighborhood. smoked a bowl on the walk how now im feelin good

08-06-2013, 01:17 AM	#1
Nigma The COAT... Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: BC, Canada Posts: 1,723 Battle Record: 28-20 Champed - Art of Writing League (x3) Rep Power: 4595813	snapped my car key in half while drunk last night call a thing called bcaa today, a company who offers roadside assistance, intending that they unlock my car so i can get my weed out of it. my spare set is in a box somewhere cause my house flooded and the insurance shit hasnt been dealt with yet. slow as fuck process. so my alarm starts going off when he flicks the lock with his next level b&e device, so took him a bit to get the lock, then when he finally did it set off my alarm, i'm like FUCK! do you have any tools? hes like yeah, I say GET ME A 5/16ths WRENCH, he dexterously retrieves the instrument, then I quickly unscrewed a thingy and disabled my battery to the appreciation of the rest of the neighborhood. smoked a bowl on the walk how now im feelin good __________________