snapped my car key in half while drunk last night
 

call a thing called bcaa today, a company who offers roadside assistance, intending that they unlock my car so i can get my weed out of it. my spare set is in a box somewhere cause my house flooded and the insurance shit hasnt been dealt with yet. slow as fuck process. so my alarm starts going off when he flicks the lock with his next level b&e device, so took him a bit to get the lock, then when he finally did it set off my alarm, i'm like FUCK! do you have any tools? hes like yeah, I say GET ME A 5/16ths WRENCH, he dexterously retrieves the instrument, then I quickly unscrewed a thingy and disabled my battery to the appreciation of the rest of the neighborhood. smoked a bowl on the walk how now im feelin good

lol... my key is a push start and shits expensive. Bought one recently for $150.... along with $30 to program it.

I drive a 2000 Monte Carlo SS so I got away with a reg key, just have a keychain unlock thing.

Push to start here as well.

I got an Altima. lol seems like all cars are going to that push start now though.

my car is push to start as well

i push two wires together and my starter fires up

i need to put my key in and turn it first tho otherwise nothing happens. but nothing happens when i turn the key. i turn the key, then touch the wires together and WE MOVIN

What happened to people pushin keys??

lol thats rough hahah youd make a fantastic car theif tho

I have an Altima as well.

lmfao damn uh oh going thru it