Selfies

[Camarac]

The word "selfie" encapsulates perfectly how fucked up and narcissistic our generation has become. First off, saying "I'm taking a selfie" should result in you being locked up for crimes against intellect. You're not taking a selfie, you're taking a picture of your self. The term "selfie" is up there with "At the end of the day" as shit that should be banished from the world for eternity. And just because someone invented this superfluous and now ubiquitous term, that doesn't... mean it gives you a free pass to take pointless pictures of yourself in random places.

‪#‎BusSelfie‬
‪#‎CarSelfie‬
‪#‎HouseSelfie‬
‪#‎ToiletSelfie‬

Stop it. It's just a picture of you in a fucking car; adding "selfie" to the tag doesn't automatically give the picture value, you pointless cunts. If you're in a bathroom, you're there to piss or change your rusty tampon -- the mirror is not a camera booth.

Do you think Mexican gangbangers send proof of life pictures to their victims' families with the hashtag ‪#‎KidnapSelfie‬?

We're trapped in a generation of public masturbaters who spend their whole time wanking in a circle of other wankers, trying to see who has the biggest cumshot. And no one cares, you're all just waiting for your turn on this shallow merry-go-round of constantly changing fads. We're living in a society where most people only think to donate to charity if it's part of a game or challenge that's gone viral.

So many of you live in this fucking bubble of misinformation and social retardation that you've lost sight of reality. If you have enough time to upload a bunch of new pictures of yourself everyday, it doesn't matter how pretty you are, all it shows us is that you have a lot of spare time on your hands, low self-esteem and lack ambition.

Stop trying to win in a game that has no winners. Get your own mind and do your own thing, instead of following every other dickhead around you.

And if this status offends you, get a backbone. A wolf is never offended by the opinion of other wolves . . .