Selfies
 

The word "selfie" encapsulates perfectly how fucked up and narcissistic our generation has become. First off, saying "I'm taking a selfie" should result in you being locked up for crimes against intellect. You're not taking a selfie, you're taking a picture of your self. The term "selfie" is up there with "At the end of the day" as shit that should be banished from the world for eternity. And just because someone invented this superfluous and now ubiquitous term, that doesn't... mean it gives you a free pass to take pointless pictures of yourself in random places.

‪#‎BusSelfie‬
‪#‎CarSelfie‬
‪#‎HouseSelfie‬
‪#‎ToiletSelfie‬

Stop it. It's just a picture of you in a fucking car; adding "selfie" to the tag doesn't automatically give the picture value, you pointless cunts. If you're in a bathroom, you're there to piss or change your rusty tampon -- the mirror is not a camera booth.

Do you think Mexican gangbangers send proof of life pictures to their victims' families with the hashtag ‪#‎KidnapSelfie‬?

We're trapped in a generation of public masturbaters who spend their whole time wanking in a circle of other wankers, trying to see who has the biggest cumshot. And no one cares, you're all just waiting for your turn on this shallow merry-go-round of constantly changing fads. We're living in a society where most people only think to donate to charity if it's part of a game or challenge that's gone viral.

So many of you live in this fucking bubble of misinformation and social retardation that you've lost sight of reality. If you have enough time to upload a bunch of new pictures of yourself everyday, it doesn't matter how pretty you are, all it shows us is that you have a lot of spare time on your hands, low self-esteem and lack ambition.

Stop trying to win in a game that has no winners. Get your own mind and do your own thing, instead of following every other dickhead around you.

And if this status offends you, get a backbone. A wolf is never offended by the opinion of other wolves . . .

would you like to truly learn the way of the wolf?

I hate that shit. There is a word for that. Ostentatious. Sickens me tbh, when 2 people I know 'nomiated' me for that ice bucket cancer awareness thing I scoffed. Hiow the fuck is throwing ice on yourself or 'no makeup selfie' doing anything for cancer. FUCK HUMANS!!!!!

very insight much learned

thx

3pa?

Good post.

Lmao godlike post

0/10 post and I hate selfies

BUT THATS NOT A SELFIE

I literally just took a toilet selfie for snap chat. Swear to god.

Lol this faggots a lame

Cool essay on selfies fuckin loser

Gtfo fgt

Oh tbis struck a cord woth u!?

It would

Lol

It just would ...lol.

no, op raises a valid point and you come in here being a fgt/prop 17ing.

hows ur daughter?

He didn't say anything we didn't already know tho'.

I agree. Those "pic challenges" are just a new way for attention whores to justify attention whoring.

yeah and?

lmao aint one of Hush's forty-some cousins give striktdick to Sloppy Balboa over here?

Just saying that I can understand why some people don't like the post. Raising a valid point doesn't mean much about a subject you can't learn anything new from anyways. It relies a lot on humor and it wont hit everyone. Throwing insults based on taste in posts seem pointless to me. If you like the post he made, cool, but I don't see the reason to get all heated when people don't and I'm pretty sure Camarac can speak for himself.

Pseudo intellectual cynicism.

Somebody isn't very popular :(

Let the Facebook SLACKtavists do their thing and stop trying to make everyone as miserable as you are.