war with joe metts

veritas · 06-20-2013, 08:03 AM

You are literally a disgusting sub-human soulless piece of trash. Your face sickens women. You are unemployed and will never succeed in your dreams of sports writing because you are boring and not interesting, on top of that you have the look of an out of work truck driver. You are broke. You are a loser. Your brother frank is literally a try hard loser, but at least a woman would sleep with him. You called me…props for that, but you have the vocal tone and pitch of a prepubescent teen bop reading girl. To war with me is foolishness. I will bore into your soul after I slice into your abdominal girth with a filet knife and liquefy your blubber into a lard like substance that I sell to illiterate immigrants as a cheap canola oil substitute. Joe Metts, you are pathetic. TAKE A LONG HARD LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR AND THEN SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOURSELF FOR ALLOWING YOURSELF TO BE YOURSELF! Dear God woman, look at you! Look at your life. Your beat up piece of shit car that looks like life has literally engaged it in a Mexican luchadore tnt ring deathmatch with thumbtacks is actually, ironically, a metaphor for your life. Life has won. Give up. You offer nothing to this world, in fact the amount of oxygen that you must consume to be worthless doubles the average obese man in this country who actually accomplishes something, so you mos def should eliminate yourself for that. It is easy to infiltrate your mind and pistol whip your amygdala until you get mad, but then I will Viagra cock your pineal gland for hours until you cum to the realization that you do not even exist, and you have never mattered? How do you sleep at night? I don’t mean with your failure of a life, but with your Hypertension and sleep apnea? I will literally unleash fists into your face and then goad you with a government cheese smoothie. I will shove three used tampons into your nostrils and then make you choke on ten homosexual goldfish just so that you will set the guiness book of world records for “the most awkward suicide of an actual loser queer ass bacon titty having slob of a tree slothed face fatty fat fat fat virgin” and actually accomplish something in this life. Hookers will not have sex with you. Every three months and in the cold season you get depressed. You are eating yourself into a shame spiral, you say you want war with me, but that is not true, you just want me to notice you. Guess what, I did…guess what else you literally scum bag bum? I own you. You will give my tribe of pygmy marmosets substinence and shelter during the up coming nuclear war. I hate you face. I will re program your mind to implement a fitness routine like I did bags, just to make our fight more fair, but even that won’t matter. Because you never win in life. You are the flotsam of life. Your life does not matter. As you put the pistol into your mouth and lubricate its barrel with your tears, know that VERITAS means truth and bow down and hold my pockets like all the other pitiful excuses for humans that frequent this site. Bitch.

Evolve · 06-20-2013, 08:12 AM

Lmao @ homosexual goldfish

Strikta · 06-20-2013, 09:25 AM

Veritas is a lame.

Try hard faggot.

Wise Wiggles · 06-20-2013, 09:34 AM

dope verse

...the Nagger · 06-20-2013, 09:35 AM

Metts you're a sports writer?

pretty dope career, but I'm gonna call you Ray now

veritas · 06-20-2013, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strikta

Veritas is a lame.

Try hard knuck.

You dont want war either timothy.. .stand down. Pocket up.

Sharp · 06-20-2013, 10:05 AM

For real

Couldn't have asked for a better toilet read

Flow · 06-20-2013, 10:13 AM

Your beat up piece of shit car that looks like life has literally engaged it in a Mexican luchadore tnt ring deathmatch with thumbtacks is actually, ironically, a metaphor for your life.

phaha

ill nik-A · 06-20-2013, 10:18 AM

@joe Metts

Pink slip this bald fag

trap. · 06-20-2013, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whys Ways

dope verse

Jessica wrote it.

veritas · 06-20-2013, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ill nik-A

@joe Metts

Pink slip this bald fag

I will pink slip you again you over rated sack of ham. Go set it up and spit.

ill nik-A · 06-20-2013, 10:28 AM

I enjoyed seeing ur wack lines it brought a smile I my face
I'm so much better than u at life

~RustyGunZ~ · 06-20-2013, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharp Nine

For real

Couldn't have asked for a better toilet read

Lmaaoo same.. odd..

veritas · 06-20-2013, 12:57 PM

Speaking of shit: combine the life of strikta and joe metts....that equals that.

Nik: go set it up you moolie.

God Of War · 06-20-2013, 01:28 PM

i thought veritas and metts texted each other lol

Ghost1 · 06-20-2013, 01:30 PM

they talked on the phone lolol

@joe metts

awaiting response

Joe Metts · 06-20-2013, 01:34 PM

Read a few lines. Unimpressed.

Leaving with no wounds.

veritas · 06-20-2013, 01:49 PM

Aka secretly butt hurt. Holler you gopher cheeked coward. Bow down.

Joe Metts · 06-20-2013, 01:51 PM

VERITAS wrote a 300 word essay like the romans.

And it was wacker then yeezus.

God Of War · 06-20-2013, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Metts

VERITAS wrote a 300 word essay like the romans.

And it was wacker then yeezus.

dont know if it could be that bad lol

06-20-2013, 08:12 AM	#2
Evolve Planet of the Rapes. Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 258 Battle Record: 1-3 Rep Power: 3110873	Lmao @ homosexual goldfish __________________ I'm Super Soap. You're Super Not.

06-20-2013, 09:34 AM	#4
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	dope verse __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

06-20-2013, 10:18 AM	#9
ill nik-A Super Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,420 Battle Record: 70-25 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Battle Arena - BA Picture - Picture Battle Tournament - Netcees Battle League (3x) - Netcees Writers League (2x) - Summer Classic VI - Fall Brawl III - Netcees Battle League Season X - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 77164519	@joe Metts Pink slip this bald fag __________________ Grumpy old man.

06-20-2013, 10:28 AM	#12
ill nik-A Super Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,420 Battle Record: 70-25 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Battle Arena - BA Picture - Picture Battle Tournament - Netcees Battle League (3x) - Netcees Writers League (2x) - Summer Classic VI - Fall Brawl III - Netcees Battle League Season X - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 77164519	I enjoyed seeing ur wack lines it brought a smile I my face I'm so much better than u at life __________________ Grumpy old man.

06-20-2013, 09:25 AM	#3
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	Veritas is a lame. Try hard faggot.

06-20-2013, 09:35 AM	#5
...the Nagger Junior Member Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 2,856 Battle Record: 4-4 Rep Power: 15781387	Metts you're a sports writer? pretty dope career, but I'm gonna call you Ray now

06-20-2013, 01:28 PM	#15
God Of War The Landlord Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 5,822 Battle Record: 12-10 Rep Power: 10493983	i thought veritas and metts texted each other lol

06-20-2013, 01:34 PM	#17
Joe Metts Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hanover, PA Posts: 2,760 Battle Record: 14-6 Rep Power: 18112003	Read a few lines. Unimpressed. Leaving with no wounds.

06-20-2013, 01:51 PM	#19
Joe Metts Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hanover, PA Posts: 2,760 Battle Record: 14-6 Rep Power: 18112003	VERITAS wrote a 300 word essay like the romans. And it was wacker then yeezus.