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veritas 06-20-2013 08:03 AM

war with joe metts
 
You are literally a disgusting sub-human soulless piece of trash. Your face sickens women. You are unemployed and will never succeed in your dreams of sports writing because you are boring and not interesting, on top of that you have the look of an out of work truck driver. You are broke. You are a loser. Your brother frank is literally a try hard loser, but at least a woman would sleep with him. You called me…props for that, but you have the vocal tone and pitch of a prepubescent teen bop reading girl. To war with me is foolishness. I will bore into your soul after I slice into your abdominal girth with a filet knife and liquefy your blubber into a lard like substance that I sell to illiterate immigrants as a cheap canola oil substitute. Joe Metts, you are pathetic. TAKE A LONG HARD LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR AND THEN SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOURSELF FOR ALLOWING YOURSELF TO BE YOURSELF! Dear God woman, look at you! Look at your life. Your beat up piece of shit car that looks like life has literally engaged it in a Mexican luchadore tnt ring deathmatch with thumbtacks is actually, ironically, a metaphor for your life. Life has won. Give up. You offer nothing to this world, in fact the amount of oxygen that you must consume to be worthless doubles the average obese man in this country who actually accomplishes something, so you mos def should eliminate yourself for that. It is easy to infiltrate your mind and pistol whip your amygdala until you get mad, but then I will Viagra cock your pineal gland for hours until you cum to the realization that you do not even exist, and you have never mattered? How do you sleep at night? I don’t mean with your failure of a life, but with your Hypertension and sleep apnea? I will literally unleash fists into your face and then goad you with a government cheese smoothie. I will shove three used tampons into your nostrils and then make you choke on ten homosexual goldfish just so that you will set the guiness book of world records for “the most awkward suicide of an actual loser queer ass bacon titty having slob of a tree slothed face fatty fat fat fat virgin” and actually accomplish something in this life. Hookers will not have sex with you. Every three months and in the cold season you get depressed. You are eating yourself into a shame spiral, you say you want war with me, but that is not true, you just want me to notice you. Guess what, I did…guess what else you literally scum bag bum? I own you. You will give my tribe of pygmy marmosets substinence and shelter during the up coming nuclear war. I hate you face. I will re program your mind to implement a fitness routine like I did bags, just to make our fight more fair, but even that won’t matter. Because you never win in life. You are the flotsam of life. Your life does not matter. As you put the pistol into your mouth and lubricate its barrel with your tears, know that VERITAS means truth and bow down and hold my pockets like all the other pitiful excuses for humans that frequent this site. Bitch.

Evolve 06-20-2013 08:12 AM

Lmao @ homosexual goldfish

Strikta 06-20-2013 09:25 AM

Veritas is a lame.

Try hard faggot.

Wise Wiggles 06-20-2013 09:34 AM

dope verse

...the Nagger 06-20-2013 09:35 AM

Metts you're a sports writer?

pretty dope career, but I'm gonna call you Ray now

veritas 06-20-2013 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strikta (Post 79599)
Veritas is a lame.

Try hard knuck.

You dont want war either timothy.. .stand down. Pocket up.

Sharp 06-20-2013 10:05 AM

For real

Couldn't have asked for a better toilet read

Flow 06-20-2013 10:13 AM

Your beat up piece of shit car that looks like life has literally engaged it in a Mexican luchadore tnt ring deathmatch with thumbtacks is actually, ironically, a metaphor for your life.


phaha

ill nik-A 06-20-2013 10:18 AM

@joe Metts

Pink slip this bald fag

trap. 06-20-2013 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whys Ways (Post 79601)
dope verse

Jessica wrote it.

veritas 06-20-2013 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ill nik-A (Post 79627)
@joe Metts

Pink slip this bald fag


I will pink slip you again you over rated sack of ham. Go set it up and spit.

ill nik-A 06-20-2013 10:28 AM

I enjoyed seeing ur wack lines it brought a smile I my face
I'm so much better than u at life

~RustyGunZ~ 06-20-2013 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharp Nine (Post 79621)
For real

Couldn't have asked for a better toilet read

Lmaaoo same.. odd..

veritas 06-20-2013 12:57 PM

Speaking of shit: combine the life of strikta and joe metts....that equals that.

Nik: go set it up you moolie.

God Of War 06-20-2013 01:28 PM

i thought veritas and metts texted each other lol

Ghost1 06-20-2013 01:30 PM

they talked on the phone lolol

@joe metts

awaiting response

Joe Metts 06-20-2013 01:34 PM

Read a few lines. Unimpressed.

Leaving with no wounds.

veritas 06-20-2013 01:49 PM

Aka secretly butt hurt. Holler you gopher cheeked coward. Bow down.

Joe Metts 06-20-2013 01:51 PM

VERITAS wrote a 300 word essay like the romans.

And it was wacker then yeezus.

God Of War 06-20-2013 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Metts (Post 79803)
VERITAS wrote a 300 word essay like the romans.

And it was wacker then yeezus.

dont know if it could be that bad lol


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