I want to make witty proud

SupaDave · 04-05-2014, 03:19 PM

I'll fax a faggot ass fox a fox fax with faggot in faggot boxed fox craft while I'm carving up blackened fox back in the master hall of the Champions ball with the lunchstaff. Hunchback with a blunt staff to shave up ur cunts snatch GUN BLAST GUN BLAST I'm dumb cash with a Crunk stash of that chunk crack loaded up in a midlife crisis flavored blunt wrap. OLLY OLLY OTZENFREE I'm on a shopping spree copping jockey cletes to the rocky theme. I'm a stocky beast w a sloppy crease in my brocoli T collared rugby fleece. I'm a bugged out junk fiend who just slugged down antifreeze mixed with a jug of duck sauce daqueries. I'm the holy trinity in new religion jeans with a pistol beam that could make a crystal scream. A ginsu ninja trained pit bull with bacon missiles in a vacant brothel swinging state issue tank vessels with chocolate shake drippin off my lady's mustachia. I'm too classy the new Freddie blassy with huge cannons blasting. A cruel federal army alarmed by a fuel spreading disharmony in a pool of dread and malarchy. The sergeants back I'm a close minded scoundrel bombing back at the laundry mat cuz mi ya motto left my gaudy slacks with the diamond clasps all starched to crap. I'm in a haunted mask and my dog is strapped to my balls an sack with a longish orange liquorice ball and gag. The awesomes back. I'm a blogging bear in a rocking chair with a rocket snare that'll launch in here if I cough or sneer. THE BOSS IS HERE. I'm a shit faced goosedown bubble goose in the shell of a predator metal detectors will settle at relative effort as long as I'm not packing a steel mill. I'm hank hill with a bank filled with enuff crank crills to turn my face into a flame grill. I'm a gull darn bull horn with a molotov burn hole in my knock off Tommy chong wool robe. I'm a dull sword with a gun roar implied by the pearl handle waxing sandle stone chess pieces in Shawshank with a noose around my neck Askin the manager if I could use the stall yet. I'm a jet flying dinosaur with an eyepatch an a chopper. The climax of the opera. A linebacker backed by a line stacked full of gigantic lobsters. I'm an anti semetic with ham tied to my chest in a tan dry colored Kufi with my hands rised to black pride while I spend more money investing into femas brown holocaust themed franchise. I'm a laser beam set to phaser speed with a razor clean shave in a faded old 86 raiders team jersey slaying this style by landslide.

Ghost1 · 04-05-2014, 03:21 PM

Lol I'm SupaDave

Fucj

Witty · 04-05-2014, 03:25 PM

I am proud.

Wise Wiggles · 04-05-2014, 04:01 PM

I'm in a haunted mask and my dog is strapped to my balls an sack with a longish orange liquorice ball and gag.

lol

Fig · 04-05-2014, 04:21 PM

That opening was pretty dope. Read like a neighbor wise ways hybrid. That's a complement. Now go away supadave.

david stern razor burns · 04-05-2014, 04:24 PM

Fucking awesome. Wanna collab?

Dope girl · 04-05-2014, 05:14 PM

Wow to be honest this was so awesome, boss line was dope as hell!

oats · 04-05-2014, 05:35 PM

Dope, consistent flames. Mid life crisis flavored blunt wrap, I dig it.

KwaL!ty · 04-05-2014, 06:22 PM

Dizaster-ish, I like.

Strikta · 04-05-2014, 07:32 PM

U fucker. Lol

Revenge is a dish best served room temp.

A nigga ain't got a fridge atm is why.

*waves mad fist*

Ghost1 · 04-05-2014, 07:35 PM

LOL

I did it for teh lulz

I still luv u doe

Strikta · 04-05-2014, 07:48 PM

This shit gave me a headache reading it. I read the whole shit too.

Lol

Couple mins of my life I'll never get back. Smh.

Witty · 04-05-2014, 11:11 PM

LOL i had no idea supadave was bags.

really didn't see that one coming.

Like a blind man giving a blowjob.

big baby · 04-06-2014, 02:47 PM

Yeah I saw. I didn' tell her because she stay bitching about her mustachia trimmers, dumb diaper bitch McDonalds aint got a giraffe to save your buttplug whore bells like duhduhduhdudnm theme song jaws yea

I liked this.

Quote:

This shit gave me a headache reading it.

cause you're a stupid idiot rofl. "GOT HEADACHE READING" God you're fucking stupid aids dick.

The attempt was all that mattered to me and it was stellar. Were you trying to make dull boy proud too?

shouldve said something about how you used mustacha corpse as human shield, she's so tiny lmao

The Big O · 04-06-2014, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SupaDave

I'll fax a faggot ass fox a fox fax with faggot in faggot boxed fox craft while I'm carving up blackened fox back in the master hall of the Champions ball with the lunchstaff. Hunchback with a blunt staff to shave up ur cunts snatch GUN BLAST GUN BLAST I'm dumb cash with a Crunk stash of that chunk crack loaded up in a midlife crisis flavored blunt wrap. OLLY OLLY OTZENFREE I'm on a shopping spree copping jockey cletes to the rocky theme. I'm a stocky beast w a sloppy crease in my brocoli T collared rugby fleece. I'm a bugged out junk fiend who just slugged down antifreeze mixed with a jug of duck sauce daqueries. I'm the holy trinity in new religion jeans with a pistol beam that could make a crystal scream. A ginsu ninja trained pit bull with bacon missiles in a vacant brothel swinging state issue tank vessels with chocolate shake drippin off my lady's mustachia. I'm too classy the new Freddie blassy with huge cannons blasting. A cruel federal army alarmed by a fuel spreading disharmony in a pool of dread and malarchy. The sergeants back I'm a close minded scoundrel bombing back at the laundry mat cuz mi ya motto left my gaudy slacks with the diamond clasps all starched to crap. I'm in a haunted mask and my dog is strapped to my balls an sack with a longish orange liquorice ball and gag. The awesomes back. I'm a blogging bear in a rocking chair with a rocket snare that'll launch in here if I cough or sneer. THE BOSS IS HERE. I'm a shit faced goosedown bubble goose in the shell of a predator metal detectors will settle at relative effort as long as I'm not packing a steel mill. I'm hank hill with a bank filled with enuff crank crills to turn my face into a flame grill. I'm a gull darn bull horn with a molotov burn hole in my knock off Tommy chong wool robe. I'm a dull sword with a gun roar implied by the pearl handle waxing sandle stone chess pieces in Shawshank with a noose around my neck Askin the manager if I could use the stall yet. I'm a jet flying dinosaur with an eyepatch an a chopper. The climax of the opera. A linebacker backed by a line stacked full of gigantic lobsters. I'm an anti semetic with ham tied to my chest in a tan dry colored Kufi with my hands rised to black pride while I spend more money investing into femas brown holocaust themed franchise. I'm a laser beam set to phaser speed with a razor clean shave in a faded old 86 raiders team jersey slaying this style by landslide.

OOOOHHHHHHHHH!

SHIT SON

dull boy · 04-06-2014, 10:20 PM

This and Witty's are 2 styles of my 10 styles style.

e11even · 04-07-2014, 07:52 AM

I lol'd. After that paradigm thread I laughed even harder knowing the reason.

Ghost1 · 04-07-2014, 10:08 AM

U mad?

Vulgar · 04-07-2014, 12:43 PM

OLLY OLLY OTZENFREE I'm on a shopping spree copping jockey cletes to the rocky theme.
^lolz

Split · 04-07-2014, 05:02 PM

Lmao very good

I liked the blunt wraps line. Hank hill the god

Schemes were real good for u making fun of this style, better than your discussion board Bwa potshots

04-05-2014, 03:19 PM	#1
SupaDave Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 24 Rep Power: 1269186	I want to make witty proud I'll fax a faggot ass fox a fox fax with faggot in faggot boxed fox craft while I'm carving up blackened fox back in the master hall of the Champions ball with the lunchstaff. Hunchback with a blunt staff to shave up ur cunts snatch GUN BLAST GUN BLAST I'm dumb cash with a Crunk stash of that chunk crack loaded up in a midlife crisis flavored blunt wrap. OLLY OLLY OTZENFREE I'm on a shopping spree copping jockey cletes to the rocky theme. I'm a stocky beast w a sloppy crease in my brocoli T collared rugby fleece. I'm a bugged out junk fiend who just slugged down antifreeze mixed with a jug of duck sauce daqueries. I'm the holy trinity in new religion jeans with a pistol beam that could make a crystal scream. A ginsu ninja trained pit bull with bacon missiles in a vacant brothel swinging state issue tank vessels with chocolate shake drippin off my lady's mustachia. I'm too classy the new Freddie blassy with huge cannons blasting. A cruel federal army alarmed by a fuel spreading disharmony in a pool of dread and malarchy. The sergeants back I'm a close minded scoundrel bombing back at the laundry mat cuz mi ya motto left my gaudy slacks with the diamond clasps all starched to crap. I'm in a haunted mask and my dog is strapped to my balls an sack with a longish orange liquorice ball and gag. The awesomes back. I'm a blogging bear in a rocking chair with a rocket snare that'll launch in here if I cough or sneer. THE BOSS IS HERE. I'm a shit faced goosedown bubble goose in the shell of a predator metal detectors will settle at relative effort as long as I'm not packing a steel mill. I'm hank hill with a bank filled with enuff crank crills to turn my face into a flame grill. I'm a gull darn bull horn with a molotov burn hole in my knock off Tommy chong wool robe. I'm a dull sword with a gun roar implied by the pearl handle waxing sandle stone chess pieces in Shawshank with a noose around my neck Askin the manager if I could use the stall yet. I'm a jet flying dinosaur with an eyepatch an a chopper. The climax of the opera. A linebacker backed by a line stacked full of gigantic lobsters. I'm an anti semetic with ham tied to my chest in a tan dry colored Kufi with my hands rised to black pride while I spend more money investing into femas brown holocaust themed franchise. I'm a laser beam set to phaser speed with a razor clean shave in a faded old 86 raiders team jersey slaying this style by landslide.

04-05-2014, 03:25 PM	#3
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	I am proud. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

04-05-2014, 04:01 PM	#4
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	I'm in a haunted mask and my dog is strapped to my balls an sack with a longish orange liquorice ball and gag. lol __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

04-05-2014, 04:21 PM	#5
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	That opening was pretty dope. Read like a neighbor wise ways hybrid. That's a complement. Now go away supadave. __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

04-05-2014, 05:35 PM	#8
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,084 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005428	Dope, consistent flames. Mid life crisis flavored blunt wrap, I dig it. __________________ You should be water

04-05-2014, 04:24 PM	#6
david stern razor burns with razor spurs Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: At David Blaine's favorite place with David Spade and Macy Gray Posts: 87 Rep Power: 3750190	Fucking awesome. Wanna collab?

04-05-2014, 05:14 PM	#7
Dope girl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: I live in Florida Posts: 4,788 Battle Record: 3-8 Rep Power: 55521419	Wow to be honest this was so awesome, boss line was dope as hell!

04-05-2014, 06:22 PM	#9
KwaL!ty Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,170 Battle Record: 21-15 Rep Power: 0	Dizaster-ish, I like.

04-05-2014, 07:32 PM	#10
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	U fucker. Lol Revenge is a dish best served room temp. A nigga ain't got a fridge atm is why. waves mad fist

04-05-2014, 07:48 PM	#12
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	This shit gave me a headache reading it. I read the whole shit too. Lol Couple mins of my life I'll never get back. Smh.

04-05-2014, 11:11 PM	#13
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	LOL i had no idea supadave was bags. really didn't see that one coming. Like a blind man giving a blowjob. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

04-06-2014, 10:20 PM	#16
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,053 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	This and Witty's are 2 styles of my 10 styles style.

04-07-2014, 07:52 AM	#17
e11even V.V Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: . Posts: 2,076 Battle Record: 31-20 Rep Power: 6247259	I lol'd. After that paradigm thread I laughed even harder knowing the reason. __________________ Ahem.

04-07-2014, 12:43 PM	#19
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	OLLY OLLY OTZENFREE I'm on a shopping spree copping jockey cletes to the rocky theme. ^lolz

04-07-2014, 05:02 PM	#20
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899398	Lmao very good I liked the blunt wraps line. Hank hill the god Schemes were real good for u making fun of this style, better than your discussion board Bwa potshots __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com