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SupaDave 04-05-2014 03:19 PM

I want to make witty proud
 
I'll fax a faggot ass fox a fox fax with faggot in faggot boxed fox craft while I'm carving up blackened fox back in the master hall of the Champions ball with the lunchstaff. Hunchback with a blunt staff to shave up ur cunts snatch GUN BLAST GUN BLAST I'm dumb cash with a Crunk stash of that chunk crack loaded up in a midlife crisis flavored blunt wrap. OLLY OLLY OTZENFREE I'm on a shopping spree copping jockey cletes to the rocky theme. I'm a stocky beast w a sloppy crease in my brocoli T collared rugby fleece. I'm a bugged out junk fiend who just slugged down antifreeze mixed with a jug of duck sauce daqueries. I'm the holy trinity in new religion jeans with a pistol beam that could make a crystal scream. A ginsu ninja trained pit bull with bacon missiles in a vacant brothel swinging state issue tank vessels with chocolate shake drippin off my lady's mustachia. I'm too classy the new Freddie blassy with huge cannons blasting. A cruel federal army alarmed by a fuel spreading disharmony in a pool of dread and malarchy. The sergeants back I'm a close minded scoundrel bombing back at the laundry mat cuz mi ya motto left my gaudy slacks with the diamond clasps all starched to crap. I'm in a haunted mask and my dog is strapped to my balls an sack with a longish orange liquorice ball and gag. The awesomes back. I'm a blogging bear in a rocking chair with a rocket snare that'll launch in here if I cough or sneer. THE BOSS IS HERE. I'm a shit faced goosedown bubble goose in the shell of a predator metal detectors will settle at relative effort as long as I'm not packing a steel mill. I'm hank hill with a bank filled with enuff crank crills to turn my face into a flame grill. I'm a gull darn bull horn with a molotov burn hole in my knock off Tommy chong wool robe. I'm a dull sword with a gun roar implied by the pearl handle waxing sandle stone chess pieces in Shawshank with a noose around my neck Askin the manager if I could use the stall yet. I'm a jet flying dinosaur with an eyepatch an a chopper. The climax of the opera. A linebacker backed by a line stacked full of gigantic lobsters. I'm an anti semetic with ham tied to my chest in a tan dry colored Kufi with my hands rised to black pride while I spend more money investing into femas brown holocaust themed franchise. I'm a laser beam set to phaser speed with a razor clean shave in a faded old 86 raiders team jersey slaying this style by landslide.

Ghost1 04-05-2014 03:21 PM

Lol I'm SupaDave

Fucj

Witty 04-05-2014 03:25 PM

I am proud.

Wise Wiggles 04-05-2014 04:01 PM

I'm in a haunted mask and my dog is strapped to my balls an sack with a longish orange liquorice ball and gag.


lol

Fig 04-05-2014 04:21 PM

That opening was pretty dope. Read like a neighbor wise ways hybrid. That's a complement. Now go away supadave.

david stern razor burns 04-05-2014 04:24 PM

Fucking awesome. Wanna collab?

Dope girl 04-05-2014 05:14 PM

Wow to be honest this was so awesome, boss line was dope as hell!

oats 04-05-2014 05:35 PM

Dope, consistent flames. Mid life crisis flavored blunt wrap, I dig it.

KwaL!ty 04-05-2014 06:22 PM

Dizaster-ish, I like.

Strikta 04-05-2014 07:32 PM

U fucker. Lol

Revenge is a dish best served room temp.

A nigga ain't got a fridge atm is why.

*waves mad fist*

Ghost1 04-05-2014 07:35 PM

LOL

I did it for teh lulz

I still luv u doe

Strikta 04-05-2014 07:48 PM

This shit gave me a headache reading it. I read the whole shit too.

Lol

Couple mins of my life I'll never get back. Smh.

Witty 04-05-2014 11:11 PM

LOL i had no idea supadave was bags.

really didn't see that one coming.

Like a blind man giving a blowjob.

big baby 04-06-2014 02:47 PM

Yeah I saw. I didn' tell her because she stay bitching about her mustachia trimmers, dumb diaper bitch McDonalds aint got a giraffe to save your buttplug whore bells like duhduhduhdudnm theme song jaws yea

I liked this.


Quote:

This shit gave me a headache reading it.
cause you're a stupid idiot rofl. "GOT HEADACHE READING" God you're fucking stupid aids dick.


The attempt was all that mattered to me and it was stellar. Were you trying to make dull boy proud too?

shouldve said something about how you used mustacha corpse as human shield, she's so tiny lmao

The Big O 04-06-2014 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SupaDave (Post 314724)
I'll fax a faggot ass fox a fox fax with faggot in faggot boxed fox craft while I'm carving up blackened fox back in the master hall of the Champions ball with the lunchstaff. Hunchback with a blunt staff to shave up ur cunts snatch GUN BLAST GUN BLAST I'm dumb cash with a Crunk stash of that chunk crack loaded up in a midlife crisis flavored blunt wrap. OLLY OLLY OTZENFREE I'm on a shopping spree copping jockey cletes to the rocky theme. I'm a stocky beast w a sloppy crease in my brocoli T collared rugby fleece. I'm a bugged out junk fiend who just slugged down antifreeze mixed with a jug of duck sauce daqueries. I'm the holy trinity in new religion jeans with a pistol beam that could make a crystal scream. A ginsu ninja trained pit bull with bacon missiles in a vacant brothel swinging state issue tank vessels with chocolate shake drippin off my lady's mustachia. I'm too classy the new Freddie blassy with huge cannons blasting. A cruel federal army alarmed by a fuel spreading disharmony in a pool of dread and malarchy. The sergeants back I'm a close minded scoundrel bombing back at the laundry mat cuz mi ya motto left my gaudy slacks with the diamond clasps all starched to crap. I'm in a haunted mask and my dog is strapped to my balls an sack with a longish orange liquorice ball and gag. The awesomes back. I'm a blogging bear in a rocking chair with a rocket snare that'll launch in here if I cough or sneer. THE BOSS IS HERE. I'm a shit faced goosedown bubble goose in the shell of a predator metal detectors will settle at relative effort as long as I'm not packing a steel mill. I'm hank hill with a bank filled with enuff crank crills to turn my face into a flame grill. I'm a gull darn bull horn with a molotov burn hole in my knock off Tommy chong wool robe. I'm a dull sword with a gun roar implied by the pearl handle waxing sandle stone chess pieces in Shawshank with a noose around my neck Askin the manager if I could use the stall yet. I'm a jet flying dinosaur with an eyepatch an a chopper. The climax of the opera. A linebacker backed by a line stacked full of gigantic lobsters. I'm an anti semetic with ham tied to my chest in a tan dry colored Kufi with my hands rised to black pride while I spend more money investing into femas brown holocaust themed franchise. I'm a laser beam set to phaser speed with a razor clean shave in a faded old 86 raiders team jersey slaying this style by landslide.


OOOOHHHHHHHHH!




SHIT SON

dull boy 04-06-2014 10:20 PM

This and Witty's are 2 styles of my 10 styles style.

e11even 04-07-2014 07:52 AM

I lol'd. After that paradigm thread I laughed even harder knowing the reason.

Ghost1 04-07-2014 10:08 AM

U mad?

Vulgar 04-07-2014 12:43 PM

OLLY OLLY OTZENFREE I'm on a shopping spree copping jockey cletes to the rocky theme.
^lolz

Split 04-07-2014 05:02 PM

Lmao very good

I liked the blunt wraps line. Hank hill the god


Schemes were real good for u making fun of this style, better than your discussion board Bwa potshots


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