facebook is depressing.

uh-oh · 02-27-2014, 09:26 PM

i feel so lost in 2014

everyone is married with kids, and have had kids long enough to where now IM weird, for not knowing they cant come party and do blow and finger 20 year olds. like "nah i gotta take blahblah to wherever early in the am"

i can't relate to anybody yo

its all literal gays, and people who have kids, and women and shit

whatever happened to being fucking AWESOME

if you can't party cuz your girl is trippin, kill that bitch wtf

oh you can't go half on an 8ball cuz you got your girls nails done. wtf are you doing with your life.

your bitch looked good in tenth grade but now shes fat with sloppers.

im disappointed in humans yo

whatever happened to just sexing a slut who you know is only after your drugs, just to put an amazing memory in your head to jerk off to for the next few months

Passenger · 02-27-2014, 09:28 PM

find new friends

finger their barely legal sisters

problem solved

dull boy · 02-27-2014, 09:29 PM

Posting this on Facebook. My friends and family will enjoy the laugh.

Certain · 02-27-2014, 09:36 PM

I've stopped using Facebook for anything but work. But you're 24. Anyone your age who is married is going to be divorced in three years. Be happy you're not them.

Ghost1 · 02-27-2014, 10:09 PM

Never had a FB

Cuz im an adult.

My beard is rugged.

I eat steaks & lift weights.

And i have sex 1-2 times a month with filthy creatures i would not entertain during hours the sun is out.

Sick · 02-27-2014, 10:32 PM

PEER PRESSURE

Sick · 02-27-2014, 10:33 PM

Lmao @ 24 and not married

Indian daughters get in on at 17

Shame on you DJ beard

Bender · 02-27-2014, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamborghini Bags

Never had a FB

Cuz im an adult.

My beard is rugged.

I eat steaks & lift weights.

And i have sex 1-2 times a month with filthy creatures i would not entertain during hours the sun is out.

I could double the amount of sex your are having by you making your own FB page.....

Bender · 02-27-2014, 11:19 PM

Dude think about it , you could be sexing 2-4 times a month !! All you gotta do is LIKE a few DUCK LIPS and next thing you know you are making out in a Mickey D's parking lot with that fat girl from High School.....Tickling her pushed up bra titays with your Man BEARD.

Ghost1 · 02-27-2014, 11:19 PM

Not worth it.

Ghost1 · 02-27-2014, 11:20 PM

Tho i will fuck sum fat bitches DOE. I am not particular.

02-27-2014, 11:27 PM

Fat bitches could suck a mean dick. This one thick chick, not even fat, man... I felt like she was sucking the skin off my dick. Hurt so good, tho. Never fucked a fat bitch. Don't think I could, tho. I should try. Weekend goal.

This weekend goal:

Fuck a fat brawd.

Ghost1 · 02-27-2014, 11:29 PM

I cant go whaling with u this weekend....but i hope u catch sumthin big bro!

Bender · 02-27-2014, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamborghini Bags

I cant go whaling with u this weekend....but i hope u catch sumthin big bro!

Herpes

02-27-2014, 11:41 PM

Lmao @ Whaling.

Certain · 02-27-2014, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trademark

Don't think I could, tho.

Would your pedophile uncle being in the room help?

Batty · 02-28-2014, 12:19 AM

Facebook is the most tempting stage ever created for attention whores.

Lars · 02-28-2014, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamborghini Bags

And i have sex 1-2 times a month

wowzers

i guess sometimes a lot of truth is said in jest

bags still beating up more than Fig and certain, but he still only getting in a month what your boy is in a week minimum

bet

tyler · 02-28-2014, 08:00 AM

Trust me bud there are always slutty girls that do drugs out there at every age.. I've never went into a bar without seeing or meeting or fucking one

Swerve · 02-28-2014, 08:06 AM

Durden fucks in the bar.

G status confirmed.

02-27-2014, 09:26 PM	#1
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	facebook is depressing. i feel so lost in 2014 everyone is married with kids, and have had kids long enough to where now IM weird, for not knowing they cant come party and do blow and finger 20 year olds. like "nah i gotta take blahblah to wherever early in the am" i can't relate to anybody yo its all literal gays, and people who have kids, and women and shit whatever happened to being fucking AWESOME if you can't party cuz your girl is trippin, kill that bitch wtf oh you can't go half on an 8ball cuz you got your girls nails done. wtf are you doing with your life. your bitch looked good in tenth grade but now shes fat with sloppers. im disappointed in humans yo whatever happened to just sexing a slut who you know is only after your drugs, just to put an amazing memory in your head to jerk off to for the next few months __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

02-27-2014, 09:36 PM	#4
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	I've stopped using Facebook for anything but work. But you're 24. Anyone your age who is married is going to be divorced in three years. Be happy you're not them. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

02-28-2014, 08:06 AM	#20
Swerve SDub Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,874 Battle Record: 40-34 Champed - Alias Tourney III (Heroes vs. Villians) - Fight Night LXIV - Netcees Battle League Rep Power: 64920327	Durden fucks in the bar. G status confirmed. __________________ No Cap Gang.

02-27-2014, 09:28 PM	#2
Passenger god Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 275 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 0	find new friends finger their barely legal sisters problem solved

02-27-2014, 09:29 PM	#3
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,053 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	Posting this on Facebook. My friends and family will enjoy the laugh.

02-27-2014, 10:32 PM	#6
Sick t00 0riginal 4 u Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Just Write's mother's house Posts: 1,042 Battle Record: 7-1 Rep Power: 1837334	PEER PRESSURE

02-27-2014, 10:33 PM	#7
Sick t00 0riginal 4 u Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Just Write's mother's house Posts: 1,042 Battle Record: 7-1 Rep Power: 1837334	Lmao @ 24 and not married Indian daughters get in on at 17 Shame on you DJ beard

02-27-2014, 11:19 PM	#9
Bender Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 264 Battle Record: 11-5 Rep Power: 146919	Dude think about it , you could be sexing 2-4 times a month !! All you gotta do is LIKE a few DUCK LIPS and next thing you know you are making out in a Mickey D's parking lot with that fat girl from High School.....Tickling her pushed up bra titays with your Man BEARD.

02-27-2014, 11:27 PM	#12
Sicc Guest Posts: n/a	Fat bitches could suck a mean dick. This one thick chick, not even fat, man... I felt like she was sucking the skin off my dick. Hurt so good, tho. Never fucked a fat bitch. Don't think I could, tho. I should try. Weekend goal. This weekend goal: Fuck a fat brawd.

02-27-2014, 11:41 PM	#15
Sicc Guest Posts: n/a	Lmao @ Whaling.

02-28-2014, 12:19 AM	#17
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	Facebook is the most tempting stage ever created for attention whores.

02-28-2014, 08:00 AM	#19
tyler Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 180 Battle Record: 5-9 Rep Power: 38	Trust me bud there are always slutty girls that do drugs out there at every age.. I've never went into a bar without seeing or meeting or fucking one