facebook is depressing.
 

i feel so lost in 2014

everyone is married with kids, and have had kids long enough to where now IM weird, for not knowing they cant come party and do blow and finger 20 year olds. like "nah i gotta take blahblah to wherever early in the am"

i can't relate to anybody yo

its all literal gays, and people who have kids, and women and shit

whatever happened to being fucking AWESOME

if you can't party cuz your girl is trippin, kill that bitch wtf

oh you can't go half on an 8ball cuz you got your girls nails done. wtf are you doing with your life.

your bitch looked good in tenth grade but now shes fat with sloppers.

im disappointed in humans yo

whatever happened to just sexing a slut who you know is only after your drugs, just to put an amazing memory in your head to jerk off to for the next few months

find new friends

finger their barely legal sisters

problem solved

Posting this on Facebook. My friends and family will enjoy the laugh.

I've stopped using Facebook for anything but work. But you're 24. Anyone your age who is married is going to be divorced in three years. Be happy you're not them.

Never had a FB

Cuz im an adult.

My beard is rugged.

I eat steaks & lift weights.

And i have sex 1-2 times a month with filthy creatures i would not entertain during hours the sun is out.

PEER PRESSURE

Lmao @ 24 and not married



Indian daughters get in on at 17


Shame on you DJ beard

I could double the amount of sex your are having by you making your own FB page.....

Dude think about it , you could be sexing 2-4 times a month !! All you gotta do is LIKE a few DUCK LIPS and next thing you know you are making out in a Mickey D's parking lot with that fat girl from High School.....Tickling her pushed up bra titays with your Man BEARD.

Not worth it.

Tho i will fuck sum fat bitches DOE. I am not particular.

Fat bitches could suck a mean dick. This one thick chick, not even fat, man... I felt like she was sucking the skin off my dick. Hurt so good, tho. Never fucked a fat bitch. Don't think I could, tho. I should try. Weekend goal.

This weekend goal:

Fuck a fat brawd.

I cant go whaling with u this weekend....but i hope u catch sumthin big bro!

Herpes

Lmao @ Whaling.

Would your pedophile uncle being in the room help?

Facebook is the most tempting stage ever created for attention whores.

wowzers

i guess sometimes a lot of truth is said in jest

bags still beating up more than Fig and certain, but he still only getting in a month what your boy is in a week minimum


bet

Trust me bud there are always slutty girls that do drugs out there at every age.. I've never went into a bar without seeing or meeting or fucking one

Durden fucks in the bar.

G status confirmed.