MOTERHFUCKING WISE WAYS ROAST THREAD

big baby · 12-27-2013, 10:53 PM

LOL @ this dude.

"mom can you take a picture of me?"

-- " no honey I'm busy fucking the landlord."

"mooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!"

lol dude took a picture of himself. Look like dull boy circa 2004. (jokes funnier if youve seen dull boy circa 2004)

lol leaned back to take a picture of himself. Take ninety three. Sweating. Doing a little kissy pose. "I hope this doesnt accentuate my muffin top" "I guess I can crop it out" "Wait FUCK MY hoodies closed" he says. Unzips his hoody a bit. "Gotta have them see the logo" he says. "Cool shirt I picked up from Old Navy"

lol @ your haircut. Goes to the salon his mom works at. "I want Jess to cut it. She does it the way I like it mom" Asks for square sideburns. Thinks its cool. Think it's opposite to the pointy sideburns. "Makes me look wise......wise ways...yeah that's what I'll call myself" Nerd. Crunches his forehead so it seems smaller to cover up the atrocity a haircut. Look like you eat toothpaste. Lol @ your throat/chin. Look like a mature rooster. Cockledoodledoo motherfucker. Wanna rhyme roast you, almost. Look like Joaquin Phoenix that eats Kleenex. Look like an extra in a movie where the extra has to invoke a white urban youth aura. Wearing blush. Blush on your eyebrows. Look like you're flirting with me through the camera. Picture for an online dating site. Taking a selfie.

"Look at my shirt, I'm so fucking wicked I smoke weed bro" lol. Pulled his baggy shirt up to cover his throat. Lowered the camera angle. Been on the news before for murdering kittens. Kitten murderer. Write wise in kitten blood.

Wise ways. Wise weighs 249 pounds. lol @ your jewish nose. Look like the cashier at gamestop. Posts this on his facebook. Captions the picture "umad bro?" next picture on his feed is a excerpt from the new Battlefield 4 game. "totes going hard in b4 dudez" picture of him blowing up a tank. No likes. His grandmother likes his fat smurf hoody picture. Currently in awe at the size of your sideburns. "use the brush to wipe the hair inbetween my chins, Jess" Mother rolls her eyes.

Malachi · 12-27-2013, 10:54 PM

lol

Badweather · 12-27-2013, 10:57 PM

this nigga looks like dolph lundgren went on a strict diet of milkshakes and brown hair dye

Badweather · 12-27-2013, 10:58 PM

this nigga got his momma's eyelashes talkin' like "respect me as a man"

Certain · 12-27-2013, 10:59 PM

The insides of his eyelids glow in the dark.

big baby · 12-27-2013, 11:00 PM

Looks like the fat kid from Matilda that eats the cake, but a grown up version.

Thinks his shirt will get him laid.

Certain · 12-27-2013, 11:00 PM

He weighs as much as his three best friends combined, which is not to call him fat, really.

big baby · 12-27-2013, 11:03 PM

Usually if you take an outline of someones head you can tell it's a human. If you take a silhouette outline from Wise's head you can't differentiate between a pictogram of Jupiter or a tonka truck. Big ass head. Don't even know where it starts/ends. I'm thinking under his shirt somewhere.

Badweather · 12-27-2013, 11:04 PM

this nigga bought a hoody while looking for fat shoe laces.

this nigga bought a "flirty girl fitness" dvd to achieve a stronger kiss.

this nigga bought his shirt using his mom's lan line telephone when the nick at nite channel had an auction at 4 am.

big baby · 12-27-2013, 11:06 PM

Has tried committing suicide with his hoody shoe laces. Chews on them to savor the chicken he had before to keep him riding until his next meal. Collects his neck sweat in plastic bags.

big baby · 12-27-2013, 11:08 PM

lol @ when he tried to commit suicide his hoody laces slipped from the grease on his neck. "Wise ways get yourself together" he murmurs as he realizes his failed suicide attempt.

Badweather · 12-27-2013, 11:08 PM

this nigga got a square head but a round-about way of thinking

this nigga fell dick first into everything homosexual

Badweather · 12-27-2013, 11:10 PM

this nigga kissed his dad on the lips after finding out he was the only boy his parents ever had

big baby · 12-27-2013, 11:11 PM

Bats his eyebrows to work out. Practices kissing in the mirror. Takes pictures of himself kissing to achieve perfect kissing gesticulation. Memorized the words to Cry Me a River. Looks like Joba Chamberlain from the Yankees.

has a jersey with the initials W.W on it. Thinks he's walter white. Quotes one of his raps. Reenacts the scene with Hank. He's hank though cause he's fat.

Badweather · 12-27-2013, 11:11 PM

this nigga bleeds other people's dicks

Badweather · 12-27-2013, 11:12 PM

this nigga goes to dance recitals....

....to learn

Badweather · 12-27-2013, 11:15 PM

this nigga only got two hands...that's 10 whole friends he can count on

big baby · 12-27-2013, 11:17 PM

This is the face he gives his mother when he wants bananas diced into his cheerios and she says 'you've had enough bananas ji-" he interrupts her to say "CALL ME WISE!!!!!!!!!"

You can't give puppy dog faces if you look like you eat puppy dogs. Has a journal. Doubts himself.

Certain · 12-27-2013, 11:17 PM

Likes scary movies.

Wise Wiggles · 12-28-2013, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

Likes scary movies.

Liver alone!

12-27-2013, 10:53 PM	#1
big baby obsessed Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: fucka idiyote Posts: 5,709 Battle Record: Faggot-1 Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2 Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2 - was candidate for gerber baby 3x - smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote" - smush beer on head and didn't cry - parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once - when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan - won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a - neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper - set neighbor house on fire lmao - fuck neighbor husband and wife - first fish caught resembled david ortiz - colin kaepernick - related to genghis khan - elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club - never lost game of hide and seek Rep Power: 8599682	MOTERHFUCKING WISE WAYS ROAST THREAD LOL @ this dude. "mom can you take a picture of me?" -- " no honey I'm busy fucking the landlord." "mooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!" lol dude took a picture of himself. Look like dull boy circa 2004. (jokes funnier if youve seen dull boy circa 2004) lol leaned back to take a picture of himself. Take ninety three. Sweating. Doing a little kissy pose. "I hope this doesnt accentuate my muffin top" "I guess I can crop it out" "Wait FUCK MY hoodies closed" he says. Unzips his hoody a bit. "Gotta have them see the logo" he says. "Cool shirt I picked up from Old Navy" lol @ your haircut. Goes to the salon his mom works at. "I want Jess to cut it. She does it the way I like it mom" Asks for square sideburns. Thinks its cool. Think it's opposite to the pointy sideburns. "Makes me look wise......wise ways...yeah that's what I'll call myself" Nerd. Crunches his forehead so it seems smaller to cover up the atrocity a haircut. Look like you eat toothpaste. Lol @ your throat/chin. Look like a mature rooster. Cockledoodledoo motherfucker. Wanna rhyme roast you, almost. Look like Joaquin Phoenix that eats Kleenex. Look like an extra in a movie where the extra has to invoke a white urban youth aura. Wearing blush. Blush on your eyebrows. Look like you're flirting with me through the camera. Picture for an online dating site. Taking a selfie. "Look at my shirt, I'm so fucking wicked I smoke weed bro" lol. Pulled his baggy shirt up to cover his throat. Lowered the camera angle. Been on the news before for murdering kittens. Kitten murderer. Write wise in kitten blood. Wise ways. Wise weighs 249 pounds. lol @ your jewish nose. Look like the cashier at gamestop. Posts this on his facebook. Captions the picture "umad bro?" next picture on his feed is a excerpt from the new Battlefield 4 game. "totes going hard in b4 dudez" picture of him blowing up a tank. No likes. His grandmother likes his fat smurf hoody picture. Currently in awe at the size of your sideburns. "use the brush to wipe the hair inbetween my chins, Jess" Mother rolls her eyes.

12-27-2013, 10:54 PM	#2
Malachi Negus Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,529 Battle Record: 5-10 Champed - Newbie Tourney VI Rep Power: 82877410	lol __________________ Seen the spectrum through the prisms

12-27-2013, 10:57 PM	#3
Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,850 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	this nigga looks like dolph lundgren went on a strict diet of milkshakes and brown hair dye __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.

12-27-2013, 10:58 PM	#4
Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,850 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	this nigga got his momma's eyelashes talkin' like "respect me as a man" __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.

12-27-2013, 10:59 PM	#5
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	The insides of his eyelids glow in the dark. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

12-27-2013, 11:00 PM	#6
big baby obsessed Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: fucka idiyote Posts: 5,709 Battle Record: Faggot-1 Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2 Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2 - was candidate for gerber baby 3x - smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote" - smush beer on head and didn't cry - parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once - when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan - won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a - neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper - set neighbor house on fire lmao - fuck neighbor husband and wife - first fish caught resembled david ortiz - colin kaepernick - related to genghis khan - elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club - never lost game of hide and seek Rep Power: 8599682	Looks like the fat kid from Matilda that eats the cake, but a grown up version. Thinks his shirt will get him laid.

12-27-2013, 11:03 PM	#8
big baby obsessed Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: fucka idiyote Posts: 5,709 Battle Record: Faggot-1 Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2 Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2 - was candidate for gerber baby 3x - smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote" - smush beer on head and didn't cry - parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once - when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan - won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a - neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper - set neighbor house on fire lmao - fuck neighbor husband and wife - first fish caught resembled david ortiz - colin kaepernick - related to genghis khan - elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club - never lost game of hide and seek Rep Power: 8599682	Usually if you take an outline of someones head you can tell it's a human. If you take a silhouette outline from Wise's head you can't differentiate between a pictogram of Jupiter or a tonka truck. Big ass head. Don't even know where it starts/ends. I'm thinking under his shirt somewhere.

12-27-2013, 11:04 PM	#9
Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,850 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	this nigga bought a hoody while looking for fat shoe laces. this nigga bought a "flirty girl fitness" dvd to achieve a stronger kiss. this nigga bought his shirt using his mom's lan line telephone when the nick at nite channel had an auction at 4 am. __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.

12-27-2013, 11:06 PM	#10
big baby obsessed Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: fucka idiyote Posts: 5,709 Battle Record: Faggot-1 Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2 Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2 - was candidate for gerber baby 3x - smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote" - smush beer on head and didn't cry - parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once - when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan - won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a - neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper - set neighbor house on fire lmao - fuck neighbor husband and wife - first fish caught resembled david ortiz - colin kaepernick - related to genghis khan - elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club - never lost game of hide and seek Rep Power: 8599682	Has tried committing suicide with his hoody shoe laces. Chews on them to savor the chicken he had before to keep him riding until his next meal. Collects his neck sweat in plastic bags.

12-27-2013, 11:08 PM	#11
big baby obsessed Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: fucka idiyote Posts: 5,709 Battle Record: Faggot-1 Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2 Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2 - was candidate for gerber baby 3x - smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote" - smush beer on head and didn't cry - parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once - when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan - won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a - neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper - set neighbor house on fire lmao - fuck neighbor husband and wife - first fish caught resembled david ortiz - colin kaepernick - related to genghis khan - elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club - never lost game of hide and seek Rep Power: 8599682	lol @ when he tried to commit suicide his hoody laces slipped from the grease on his neck. "Wise ways get yourself together" he murmurs as he realizes his failed suicide attempt.

12-27-2013, 11:10 PM	#13
Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,850 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	this nigga kissed his dad on the lips after finding out he was the only boy his parents ever had __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.

12-27-2013, 11:11 PM	#14
big baby obsessed Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: fucka idiyote Posts: 5,709 Battle Record: Faggot-1 Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2 Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2 - was candidate for gerber baby 3x - smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote" - smush beer on head and didn't cry - parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once - when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan - won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a - neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper - set neighbor house on fire lmao - fuck neighbor husband and wife - first fish caught resembled david ortiz - colin kaepernick - related to genghis khan - elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club - never lost game of hide and seek Rep Power: 8599682	Bats his eyebrows to work out. Practices kissing in the mirror. Takes pictures of himself kissing to achieve perfect kissing gesticulation. Memorized the words to Cry Me a River. Looks like Joba Chamberlain from the Yankees. has a jersey with the initials W.W on it. Thinks he's walter white. Quotes one of his raps. Reenacts the scene with Hank. He's hank though cause he's fat.

12-27-2013, 11:11 PM	#15
Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,850 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	this nigga bleeds other people's dicks __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.

12-27-2013, 11:12 PM	#16
Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,850 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	this nigga goes to dance recitals.... ....to learn __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.

12-27-2013, 11:15 PM	#17
Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,850 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	this nigga only got two hands...that's 10 whole friends he can count on __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.

12-27-2013, 11:17 PM	#18
big baby obsessed Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: fucka idiyote Posts: 5,709 Battle Record: Faggot-1 Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2 Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2 - was candidate for gerber baby 3x - smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote" - smush beer on head and didn't cry - parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once - when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan - won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a - neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper - set neighbor house on fire lmao - fuck neighbor husband and wife - first fish caught resembled david ortiz - colin kaepernick - related to genghis khan - elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club - never lost game of hide and seek Rep Power: 8599682	This is the face he gives his mother when he wants bananas diced into his cheerios and she says 'you've had enough bananas ji-" he interrupts her to say "CALL ME WISE!!!!!!!!!" You can't give puppy dog faces if you look like you eat puppy dogs. Has a journal. Doubts himself.

12-27-2013, 11:17 PM	#19
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	Likes scary movies. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.