Biggest sexual WTF moments.. i'm dying here, ncgs.

Diode · 11-20-2013, 12:11 PM

http://thoughtcatalog.com/christine-...le-hooking-up/

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Untold · 11-20-2013, 12:26 PM

this is sssoooooooooo not safe to read in class

thank god i sit ALL the way in the back!

DLB · 11-20-2013, 12:28 PM

im in my feminist class right now lol'ing the fuck out

these women just staring at me with so much hate :(

Inno · 11-20-2013, 12:43 PM

Godam it I hate my job and its shitty rules.

I CANT SEE IT!!!!

Inno · 11-20-2013, 12:59 PM

Fuck it.

"right after we both finished, she remarked“that was great. you know what else is great, fried chicken. lets get fried chicken. fried chicken. yeeeeaaaah.”and then we got glorious fried chicken"

Godam.

Rawn MD · 11-20-2013, 01:10 PM

lol @ ninja turtles and whos ur daddy

anime_boners · 11-20-2013, 01:11 PM

read the first few.. they're funny, but I wouldn't call them WTF moments

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innovator

Fuck it.

"right after we both finished, she remarked“that was great. you know what else is great, fried chicken. lets get fried chicken. fried chicken. yeeeeaaaah.”and then we got glorious fried chicken"

Godam.

^my kinda gal

Defy Gravity · 11-20-2013, 02:58 PM

I had sex with a friend from college, middle of the day and before I finished she told me I can cum wherever I want so I came on her face. She swallowed all of it then took out her phone and called her friend and just said “Face, I win” and hung up. I’m still puzzled as to what the fuck happened

Lmao

Diode · 11-20-2013, 03:24 PM

^ i loved that one, especially since dude is too dumb to realize the bet that was made

Objective · 11-20-2013, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Defy Gravity

I had sex with a friend from college, middle of the day and before I finished she told me I can cum wherever I want so I came on her face. She swallowed all of it then took out her phone and called her friend and just said “Face, I win” and hung up. I’m still puzzled as to what the fuck happened

Lmao

lol, bitch had a bet with her friend ofc. What a stupid fuck. hahaha. And nr.7 is rape btw. Lol @ Nr.9 not letting her give him a BJ first, wtf @ that. Nr.40 is a quote from Fight Club. lol @ ''Me (F) to him: mmmm I love it, you have such a nice dick. Him to me: You too.'' & the last one, whahaha. Great thread!

Either way.. I can actually relate to Nr.1 and top it off as well. Y'all can decide whether or not to believe it, I wont hold it against you if you don't. But not only did she pick up the phone when it rang while she was riding me during my first time and told her friend that she was fucking me, she also asked if I thought it was ''weird'' that I was inside someone for the first time prior to the phone ringing. I had just turned 16, ofc. I didn't think it was weird.. I thought it was fucking amazing until you decided to make it awkward as hell, and make it even worse by picking up the phone. Why the fuck would you ask anything like that in the middle of the act you stupid bitch? Anyways; she continued and finished me off, then I went to sleep like the alpha I am, got out of her house, got home and never saw her again. Fucking crazy bitches let me tell ya... I also didn't do the missionary position until my third or fourth time. And a girl that followed me home once fell asleep, I thought I was really bad for some time until she told me that she falls asleep right after she comes. Being the polite mofo that I was I just rolled over and fell asleep myself. I have some fucked up sexual adventures, (no STD's tho! Luckily!), but I'll save those for some other time.

Chyeahhh!!! · 11-20-2013, 05:28 PM

Ten had me dying for some reason

Geno · 11-20-2013, 07:24 PM

Mine is always when I do to much coke and the dick doesn't work. Going overboard and then ending up with a sexy ass bitch is always a wtf moment after too much coke effects the dick tip

Nigma · 11-22-2013, 05:52 PM

“I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school”

Split · 11-22-2013, 05:54 PM

eh. reddit/10

11-20-2013, 12:11 PM	#1
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,165 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899410	Biggest sexual WTF moments.. i'm dying here, ncgs. http://thoughtcatalog.com/christine-...le-hooking-up/ lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo __________________

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Untold Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 865 Battle Record: 10-7 Rep Power: 0	this is sssoooooooooo not safe to read in class thank god i sit ALL the way in the back! __________________ MT

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Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,165 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899410	^ i loved that one, especially since dude is too dumb to realize the bet that was made __________________

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Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663351	Ten had me dying for some reason __________________ KNOW YOUR MAKER BEFORE YOU'RE MADE TO I know the ledge, his sister's a jumpoff

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DLB COLTS GANG Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 2,371 Battle Record: 5-6 Rep Power: 0	im in my feminist class right now lol'ing the fuck out these women just staring at me with so much hate :(

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Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,025 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899403	Fuck it. "right after we both finished, she remarked“that was great. you know what else is great, fried chicken. lets get fried chicken. fried chicken. yeeeeaaaah.”and then we got glorious fried chicken" Godam.

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