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11-20-2013 03:47 PM |
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Originally Posted by Defy Gravity
(Post 212020)
I had sex with a friend from college, middle of the day and before I finished she told me I can cum wherever I want so I came on her face. She swallowed all of it then took out her phone and called her friend and just said “Face, I win” and hung up. I’m still puzzled as to what the fuck happened
Lmao
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lol, bitch had a bet with her friend ofc. What a stupid fuck. hahaha. And nr.7 is rape btw. Lol @ Nr.9 not letting her give him a BJ first, wtf @ that. Nr.40 is a quote from Fight Club. lol @ ''Me (F) to him: mmmm I love it, you have such a nice dick. Him to me: You too.'' & the last one, whahaha. Great thread!
Either way.. I can actually relate to Nr.1 and top it off as well. Y'all can decide whether or not to believe it, I wont hold it against you if you don't. But not only did she pick up the phone when it rang while she was riding me during my first time and told her friend that she was fucking me, she also asked if I thought it was ''weird'' that I was inside someone for the first time prior to the phone ringing. I had just turned 16, ofc. I didn't think it was weird.. I thought it was fucking amazing until you decided to make it awkward as hell, and make it even worse by picking up the phone. Why the fuck would you ask anything like that in the middle of the act you stupid bitch? Anyways; she continued and finished me off, then I went to sleep like the alpha I am, got out of her house, got home and never saw her again. Fucking crazy bitches let me tell ya... I also didn't do the missionary position until my third or fourth time. And a girl that followed me home once fell asleep, I thought I was really bad for some time until she told me that she falls asleep right after she comes. Being the polite mofo that I was I just rolled over and fell asleep myself. I have some fucked up sexual adventures, (no STD's tho! Luckily!), but I'll save those for some other time. |
