I accomplished a great moral feat last night

Fig · 11-17-2013, 06:20 PM

Hello. I work in the restaurant of this country club/golf course in town and last night we hosted a wedding. A mexican wedding. We get those a lot.

But anyways, this lady was passed out in the back on her way to, or just getting back from the bathroom. In any case, she was pretty sexy, and I tried to wake her up... she was out

But i did the right thing and told some other people that she couldn't be there and that she was their problem.

I mean, I could've like, touched her boobs or rubbed one off on her head.

I think that makes me a good guy... not like any of you would've done the same...

*looks around the room*

Geno · 11-17-2013, 06:39 PM

Ida fucked her.

Fig · 11-17-2013, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Genocide

Ida fucked her.

That's why you're geno da gawd though

Answer · 11-17-2013, 06:59 PM

Congratulations on being an upstanding citizen and shit, but you should've at least got some damsel in distress pussy

Fig · 11-17-2013, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Answer

Congratulations on being an upstanding citizen and shit, but you should've at least got some damsel in distress pussy

If she would've been the girl in your avy, i would've did it

Pent uP · 11-17-2013, 11:53 PM

Itt fig brags about not raping a mexican brides grandma who passed out because of a blood sugar imbalance and passes it off as a hard decision

Upstanding thread would comment again

NYCSPITZ · 11-17-2013, 11:56 PM

^ lol...

Swerve · 11-18-2013, 09:33 AM

I woulda jizzed in her weave

Certain · 11-18-2013, 09:36 AM

I would have hit it bareback since she doesn't know who you are. Ghost insemination.

Mike Wrecka · 11-18-2013, 05:53 PM

Congrats on the not rape!

11-17-2013, 06:20 PM	#1
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	I accomplished a great moral feat last night Hello. I work in the restaurant of this country club/golf course in town and last night we hosted a wedding. A mexican wedding. We get those a lot. But anyways, this lady was passed out in the back on her way to, or just getting back from the bathroom. In any case, she was pretty sexy, and I tried to wake her up... she was out But i did the right thing and told some other people that she couldn't be there and that she was their problem. I mean, I could've like, touched her boobs or rubbed one off on her head. I think that makes me a good guy... not like any of you would've done the same... looks around the room __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

11-17-2013, 06:39 PM	#2
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	Ida fucked her. __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

11-18-2013, 09:33 AM	#8
Swerve SDub Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,874 Battle Record: 40-34 Champed - Alias Tourney III (Heroes vs. Villians) - Fight Night LXIV - Netcees Battle League Rep Power: 64920327	I woulda jizzed in her weave __________________ No Cap Gang.

11-18-2013, 05:53 PM	#10
Mike Wrecka WOW Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,591 Battle Record: 29-25 Champed - Writing Challenge League I Rep Power: 82779338	Congrats on the not rape! __________________ A.bove T.he R.est

11-17-2013, 06:59 PM	#4
Answer He / Him / His Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,701 Battle Record: 20-1 Champed - Summer Classic IX - Netcees Battle League - Fight night 15 Rep Power: 14633673	Congratulations on being an upstanding citizen and shit, but you should've at least got some damsel in distress pussy

11-17-2013, 11:53 PM	#6
Pent uP Robin Williams of Fallen Victims Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 1,499 Battle Record: 25-11 Accomplishments - NC Hall of Fame Champed - Netcees Writers League (2x) - NWL Season 1 - Write Night I - Art of Writing League (2x) - Write Week IV Rep Power: 6862275	Itt fig brags about not raping a mexican brides grandma who passed out because of a blood sugar imbalance and passes it off as a hard decision Upstanding thread would comment again

11-17-2013, 11:56 PM	#7
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,031 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743547	^ lol...

11-18-2013, 09:36 AM	#9
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	I would have hit it bareback since she doesn't know who you are. Ghost insemination.