I accomplished a great moral feat last night
 

Hello. I work in the restaurant of this country club/golf course in town and last night we hosted a wedding. A mexican wedding. We get those a lot.


But anyways, this lady was passed out in the back on her way to, or just getting back from the bathroom. In any case, she was pretty sexy, and I tried to wake her up... she was out

But i did the right thing and told some other people that she couldn't be there and that she was their problem.

I mean, I could've like, touched her boobs or rubbed one off on her head.

I think that makes me a good guy... not like any of you would've done the same...

*looks around the room*

Ida fucked her.

That's why you're geno da gawd though

Congratulations on being an upstanding citizen and shit, but you should've at least got some damsel in distress pussy

If she would've been the girl in your avy, i would've did it

Itt fig brags about not raping a mexican brides grandma who passed out because of a blood sugar imbalance and passes it off as a hard decision

Upstanding thread would comment again

^ lol...

I woulda jizzed in her weave

I would have hit it bareback since she doesn't know who you are. Ghost insemination.

Congrats on the not rape!