A punch a day 11/14/13 edition ... Friendly fire

Frank Metts · 11-14-2013, 09:55 PM

@TYSON no offense homie, but I'd shit on my fam
You heard theirs'a fountain'a youth & copped some candy & a windowless van
Dude never wanted to travel, said it's a bore fest
But the day Kim went into Labor he couldn't wait to get North West
We all want to follow the path of our idols, no smooth talking
So when asked who's shoes you tred a mile in you just started moon walking
You dumb as an ox, u can't fake it man
Silly ass Put a hit out on the baby from etrade so he couldn't take the stand
But you cool I'm just fooling dude
But it has to hurt that they'd let Adam Lanza closer to schools then you

Ghost1 · 11-14-2013, 10:03 PM

in the verrrry first line you said ud shit on ur family?>

but why frank metts? this is not the way....

Clockwise · 11-14-2013, 10:07 PM

still some fire regardless of the set up in the first punch

Frank Metts · 11-14-2013, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags Payne

in the verrrry first line you said ud shit on ur family?>

but why frank metts? this is not the way....

My and joe shit on each other all the time, same with my sister and I and my dad and I ... Friendly fire, cracking on each other ... Trying to make the other laught first ... This is entertainment to us and how we grew up , cracking on dudes in the hood was the thing to do

Ghost1 · 11-14-2013, 10:23 PM

just was oddly worded lol. my fam is the same tho cept my sister, shes a cornball, I think I have successfully made her cry the past 3 christams dinners, save last year, my mother made her cry last year....

Rawn MD · 11-14-2013, 10:27 PM

Lol dozens ftw

And Lol @TYSON

Bags u should catch this Fuckin domestic not me

Frank Metts · 11-14-2013, 10:28 PM

We always called it shitting or ragging on each other ... No biggie skit

TYSON · 11-15-2013, 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank Metts

@TYSON
We all want to follow the path of our idols, no smooth talking
So when asked who's shoes you tred a mile in you just started moon walking

Lmao

That hurts

Frank Metts · 11-15-2013, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TYSON

Lmao

That hurts

Glad you see the humor ... I'm the last one on here whom actually thinks your a pedophile ... Some of the jokes were just to easy to waste lol

Geno · 11-15-2013, 08:17 AM

lmmfaooooo. Opener fucking toppled me. I like this punch a day shit haha

Neighbor · 11-15-2013, 01:58 PM

Opener was fire

Answer · 11-15-2013, 02:05 PM

I have a prediction that the entire open mic section is going to be in the discussion forum one day, and frank metts will be the gateway drug

veritas · 11-15-2013, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags Payne

just was oddly worded lol. my fam is the same tho cept my sister, shes a cornball, I think I have successfully made her cry the past 3 christams dinners, save last year, my mother made her cry last year....

please elab....

Pent uP · 11-15-2013, 03:40 PM

First 4 were dope as fuck

11-15-2013, 04:21 PM

"sorry guise got not time to txt nemore, got a family, grown man steeze"

>drops text verse every day in disc

Frank Metts · 11-15-2013, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Masa II

"sorry guise got not time to txt nemore, got a family, grown man steeze"

>drops text verse every day in disc

No I still write everyday but I've always been a roaster, battling was just trying to word jokes into rhyme form which is why I'm one of the best pic battlers alive but just a barely above avg text battler, think of an even whiter @Aero with reddish brown hair minus the need to tell everyone how good I am and that I vacation in tropical spots just by changing my dell screen saver to Bermuda and the umbrella punch and you have me in text battle form

11-15-2013, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Masa II

"sorry guise got not time to txt nemore, got a family, grown man steeze"

>drops text verse every day in disc

Frank Metts · 11-15-2013, 05:14 PM

2 lines on the first day one was recycled

A verse about a neck hole how hard is that

Then some pedophile jokes, once again not a challenge

I can make today's one about you if you'd like me too?

Frank Metts · 11-15-2013, 05:14 PM

All keyed by the way

11-15-2013, 06:27 PM

Yes Frank I do.

I want you to title it...Metcees

11-14-2013, 09:55 PM	#1
Frank Metts Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,621 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 2305789	A punch a day 11/14/13 edition ... Friendly fire @TYSON no offense homie, but I'd shit on my fam You heard theirs'a fountain'a youth & copped some candy & a windowless van Dude never wanted to travel, said it's a bore fest But the day Kim went into Labor he couldn't wait to get North West We all want to follow the path of our idols, no smooth talking So when asked who's shoes you tred a mile in you just started moon walking You dumb as an ox, u can't fake it man Silly ass Put a hit out on the baby from etrade so he couldn't take the stand But you cool I'm just fooling dude But it has to hurt that they'd let Adam Lanza closer to schools then you

11-14-2013, 10:27 PM	#6
Rawn MD Get MacDon Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 2,168 Battle Record: 3-7 Accomplishments - OM HOF Rep Power: 0	Lol dozens ftw And Lol @TYSON Bags u should catch this Fuckin domestic not me __________________ FFC>FCC A. bove T. he R. est

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Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	lmmfaooooo. Opener fucking toppled me. I like this punch a day shit haha __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

11-15-2013, 01:58 PM	#11
Neighbor Genghis Khan Vuitton Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,303 Battle Record: 30-10 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Pic Key Grand Prix - 1-2 Season 1 - Newbie Tournament II - Fight Night LXII - Fight Night XLII - Fight Night XXXIII - Fight Night XXVI - BA Swag & Flow - 1-2 Punch League (2x) - Netcees Battle League(2x) - BA Slugfest II - Fight Night of Champions - Fight Night LXXXIII - Summer Classic X Rep Power: 34764471	Opener was fire __________________ Even signing my autograph’s like writing a slaughter pact

11-14-2013, 10:07 PM	#3
Clockwise Merc With A Mouth Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 54 Battle Record: 0-2 Rep Power: 0	still some fire regardless of the set up in the first punch

11-14-2013, 10:28 PM	#7
Frank Metts Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,621 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 2305789	We always called it shitting or ragging on each other ... No biggie skit

11-15-2013, 02:05 PM	#12
Answer He / Him / His Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,701 Battle Record: 20-1 Champed - Summer Classic IX - Netcees Battle League - Fight night 15 Rep Power: 14633673	I have a prediction that the entire open mic section is going to be in the discussion forum one day, and frank metts will be the gateway drug

11-15-2013, 03:40 PM	#14
Pent uP Robin Williams of Fallen Victims Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 1,499 Battle Record: 25-11 Accomplishments - NC Hall of Fame Champed - Netcees Writers League (2x) - NWL Season 1 - Write Night I - Art of Writing League (2x) - Write Week IV Rep Power: 6862275	First 4 were dope as fuck

11-15-2013, 04:21 PM	#15
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	"sorry guise got not time to txt nemore, got a family, grown man steeze" >drops text verse every day in disc

11-15-2013, 05:14 PM	#18
Frank Metts Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,621 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 2305789	2 lines on the first day one was recycled A verse about a neck hole how hard is that Then some pedophile jokes, once again not a challenge I can make today's one about you if you'd like me too?

11-15-2013, 06:27 PM	#20
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	Yes Frank I do. I want you to title it...Metcees