A punch a day 11/14/13 edition ... Friendly fire
 

@TYSON no offense homie, but I'd shit on my fam
You heard theirs'a fountain'a youth & copped some candy & a windowless van
Dude never wanted to travel, said it's a bore fest
But the day Kim went into Labor he couldn't wait to get North West
We all want to follow the path of our idols, no smooth talking
So when asked who's shoes you tred a mile in you just started moon walking
You dumb as an ox, u can't fake it man
Silly ass Put a hit out on the baby from etrade so he couldn't take the stand
But you cool I'm just fooling dude
But it has to hurt that they'd let Adam Lanza closer to schools then you

in the verrrry first line you said ud shit on ur family?>

but why frank metts? this is not the way....

still some fire regardless of the set up in the first punch

My and joe shit on each other all the time, same with my sister and I and my dad and I ... Friendly fire, cracking on each other ... Trying to make the other laught first ... This is entertainment to us and how we grew up , cracking on dudes in the hood was the thing to do

just was oddly worded lol. my fam is the same tho cept my sister, shes a cornball, I think I have successfully made her cry the past 3 christams dinners, save last year, my mother made her cry last year....

Lol dozens ftw

And Lol @TYSON

Bags u should catch this Fuckin domestic not me

We always called it shitting or ragging on each other ... No biggie skit

Lmao




That hurts

Glad you see the humor ... I'm the last one on here whom actually thinks your a pedophile ... Some of the jokes were just to easy to waste lol

lmmfaooooo. Opener fucking toppled me. I like this punch a day shit haha

Opener was fire

I have a prediction that the entire open mic section is going to be in the discussion forum one day, and frank metts will be the gateway drug

please elab....

First 4 were dope as fuck

"sorry guise got not time to txt nemore, got a family, grown man steeze"

>drops text verse every day in disc

No I still write everyday but I've always been a roaster, battling was just trying to word jokes into rhyme form which is why I'm one of the best pic battlers alive but just a barely above avg text battler, think of an even whiter @Aero with reddish brown hair minus the need to tell everyone how good I am and that I vacation in tropical spots just by changing my dell screen saver to Bermuda and the umbrella punch and you have me in text battle form

2 lines on the first day one was recycled

A verse about a neck hole how hard is that

Then some pedophile jokes, once again not a challenge

I can make today's one about you if you'd like me too?

All keyed by the way

Yes Frank I do.

I want you to title it...Metcees