Yo, I'm DYING for ice cream

[Neighbor]

I head to the store after work.. pick up some sweet potatoes, almonds, & Cherry Coke Zero, like a boss

Walk to the frozen aisle & grab an Edy's Cookie Dough, but the carton's all busted looking.. I'm on my phone, so I stick it back real quick w/ one hand & grab the carton directly behind it

Go to self-checkout, I'm trying to make it home real quick to watch American Horror Story w/ my girl.. I realize I forgot to grab a case of water, so I run & do that, leave all my shit at the register

I run back & pay, do 60 thru a 35, throw all my shit on the floor, jump in my PJ's, grab the ice cream & a spoon, make it to the couch at 9:58, crack the top open &
















































it was Egg Nog flavor