Yo, I'm DYING for ice cream
 

I head to the store after work.. pick up some sweet potatoes, almonds, & Cherry Coke Zero, like a boss

Walk to the frozen aisle & grab an Edy's Cookie Dough, but the carton's all busted looking.. I'm on my phone, so I stick it back real quick w/ one hand & grab the carton directly behind it

Go to self-checkout, I'm trying to make it home real quick to watch American Horror Story w/ my girl.. I realize I forgot to grab a case of water, so I run & do that, leave all my shit at the register

I run back & pay, do 60 thru a 35, throw all my shit on the floor, jump in my PJ's, grab the ice cream & a spoon, make it to the couch at 9:58, crack the top open &
















































it was Egg Nog flavor

Edy's the GOAT

WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN?!?

I'm convinced the self-checkout monitor switched my shit real quick out of anger & jealousy

this cant be Star Market

I would feel weird about eating ice cream w/ the word 'turkey' on it

I opted to drink beer & be upset instead of eating shitty egg nog

Neighbor do you drink 40s?

I mean, I'm not against them

If I'm playing cards w/ the boys, we'll drink Steel Reserves.. other than that, it's usually rum or whiskey

I drink everything, tho

Mint Chocolate Chip is where it's at.

you guys got cherry coke zero over there?

yes

and egg nog ice cream is bomb son

U guys have drinks over there?

Anything Zero is nasty as fuck to me.. I'd rather have the sugar.. but I don't drink sodas alot anymore. All about fresh juices these days.. vegetable & fruit.

Ice cream.. my go to is Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia.. nothing touches it.

Lars, want me to send u a case?

How was last night's Ahs.?

I can't go to where I stay, so I missed it?

Fuck in this domestic is fuck in me all around

U got bigger things to worry bout than a tv show right now bro.

lol

Lol @Strikta I slept at work lmfao

County South and there is a sleeping room
I got it approved

whats that, cherry coke zero?

we don't got that out here

cherry coke though >>>>>>>>

Cherry coke is prolly my fav soda tbr.

But yo....ben an jerrys cinnabun ice cream is the TRUF