How to Murder an Internet Text Crew

StarFaggot · 11-08-2013, 05:47 PM

Step 1. Call them wack and explain yourself

Ie: ATR you're parading around NC like you're dope when in reality you're wack as fuck. Activity doesn't make you a good crew it's about quality. You guys are a bunch of OM cats with big mouths and little skill. You dropped Vulgar your only HOFer and Namix doesn't represent you anymore.

Step 2. Challenge the entire crew to battle at their strengths.

Ie: I challenge Genocide or Mike Wrecka to a topical battle. If you have any regular text battlers in the crew I can get rid of them this week.

Step 3. Threaten them with action if they back down.

Ie: If you refuse to battle me which is perfectly I'll drop an OM diss that will force you to respond. You guys aren't doing shit. You're involved in no tourneys, you win no awards and you let Strikta win a Write Night.

Step 4. Call them names, hurl insults and leave thread.

Ie: Mike you look like Joe and Frank Metts merged. Genocide what's the last quotable you've produced? Who else is even in the crew besides you cheer leading faggots? The gig is up. I'm going to ruin you by myself.

Destroyer · 11-08-2013, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aero

you leet Strikta win a Write Night.

ouch

Witty · 11-08-2013, 05:55 PM

I am an HOFer :(

21 times to be precise.

Just not on netcees.

IT STILL COUNTS.

Also, this thread reminds me I should probably take atr out of my sig, I left a while ago lol I still have love for them though, they are talented dudes.

StarFaggot · 11-08-2013, 05:58 PM

Witty you're probably the coolest NC'er.

ATR = about to rest

StarFaggot · 11-08-2013, 06:00 PM

@Genocide @Mike Wrecka

PancakeBrah · 11-08-2013, 06:05 PM

Aero so kwazee

Witty · 11-08-2013, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aero

Witty you're probably the coolest NC'er.

This is accurate.

Destroyer · 11-08-2013, 06:13 PM

it's close to accurate

Pent uP · 11-08-2013, 06:13 PM

@Aero lets topical battle. I dont have a crew but i think itd be fun

Witty · 11-08-2013, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destroyer

it's close to accurate

Your face is close to accurate.

Lol got ya

Destroyer · 11-08-2013, 06:18 PM

damn I just got super burned

Witty · 11-08-2013, 06:21 PM

Never fear just stand near me, I'm probably the coolest person here.

Witty · 11-08-2013, 06:23 PM

Anyway this is getting out of hand, Aero has business to attend to. I must control myself.

This thread has much potential.

Frank Metts · 11-08-2013, 06:24 PM

You can't keep my name out of your mouth, it's becoming cute at this point

Considering your not real your were spawned from the piece of Holyfield ear Tyson spit out like the scorpions from the cursed black blood of Calibos in Clash of the Titans. Except scorpions are bad ass and holyfields ear looked retarded before Tyson even when dahmer on it.

PancakeBrah · 11-08-2013, 06:29 PM

Aero you're a pretty good text battler brah.

StarFaggot · 11-08-2013, 06:34 PM

Thanks brah. Going to try my hand at topicals.

Pent uP · 11-08-2013, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aero

Thanks brah. Going to try my hand at topicals.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pent uP

@Aero lets topical battle. I dont have a crew but i think itd be fun

ahem

Split · 11-08-2013, 07:18 PM

Frank Metts. Commas.

PancakeBrah · 11-08-2013, 07:19 PM

Aero ducking Pent ITT

Aero's topical butthole puckered ITT

Frank Metts · 11-08-2013, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split Eight

Frank Metts. Commas.

Can you stop with the grammar shit dude... Yes it's a big fucking run on sentence if your such a 5th grade honors student in English you can surely make out where they're suppose to be

11-08-2013, 05:47 PM	#1
StarFaggot Leave you flatlined. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 5,108 Battle Record: 12-9 Champed - Site Diss 2013 - Tag Team Tournament III Rep Power: 0	How to Murder an Internet Text Crew Step 1. Call them wack and explain yourself Ie: ATR you're parading around NC like you're dope when in reality you're wack as fuck. Activity doesn't make you a good crew it's about quality. You guys are a bunch of OM cats with big mouths and little skill. You dropped Vulgar your only HOFer and Namix doesn't represent you anymore. Step 2. Challenge the entire crew to battle at their strengths. Ie: I challenge Genocide or Mike Wrecka to a topical battle. If you have any regular text battlers in the crew I can get rid of them this week. Step 3. Threaten them with action if they back down. Ie: If you refuse to battle me which is perfectly I'll drop an OM diss that will force you to respond. You guys aren't doing shit. You're involved in no tourneys, you win no awards and you let Strikta win a Write Night. Step 4. Call them names, hurl insults and leave thread. Ie: Mike you look like Joe and Frank Metts merged. Genocide what's the last quotable you've produced? Who else is even in the crew besides you cheer leading faggots? The gig is up. I'm going to ruin you by myself. __________________ [B][CENTER][SIZE="5"] It's Aero join me at RAPBATTLES[/SIZE][/CENTER][/B] Last edited by StarFaggot; 11-08-2013 at 05:53 PM.

11-08-2013, 05:55 PM	#3
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	I am an HOFer :( 21 times to be precise. Just not on netcees. IT STILL COUNTS. Also, this thread reminds me I should probably take atr out of my sig, I left a while ago lol I still have love for them though, they are talented dudes. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

11-08-2013, 05:58 PM	#4
StarFaggot Leave you flatlined. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 5,108 Battle Record: 12-9 Champed - Site Diss 2013 - Tag Team Tournament III Rep Power: 0	Witty you're probably the coolest NC'er. ATR = about to rest __________________ [B][CENTER][SIZE="5"] It's Aero join me at RAPBATTLES[/SIZE][/CENTER][/B]

11-08-2013, 06:00 PM	#5
StarFaggot Leave you flatlined. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 5,108 Battle Record: 12-9 Champed - Site Diss 2013 - Tag Team Tournament III Rep Power: 0	@Genocide @Mike Wrecka __________________ [B][CENTER][SIZE="5"] It's Aero join me at RAPBATTLES[/SIZE][/CENTER][/B]

11-08-2013, 06:05 PM	#6
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Aero so kwazee __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

11-08-2013, 06:13 PM	#9
Pent uP Robin Williams of Fallen Victims Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 1,499 Battle Record: 25-11 Accomplishments - NC Hall of Fame Champed - Netcees Writers League (2x) - NWL Season 1 - Write Night I - Art of Writing League (2x) - Write Week IV Rep Power: 6862275	@Aero lets topical battle. I dont have a crew but i think itd be fun Last edited by Pent uP; 11-08-2013 at 06:33 PM.

11-08-2013, 06:21 PM	#12
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Never fear just stand near me, I'm probably the coolest person here. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

11-08-2013, 06:23 PM	#13
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Anyway this is getting out of hand, Aero has business to attend to. I must control myself. This thread has much potential. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

11-08-2013, 06:24 PM	#14
Frank Metts Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,621 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 2305789	You can't keep my name out of your mouth, it's becoming cute at this point Considering your not real your were spawned from the piece of Holyfield ear Tyson spit out like the scorpions from the cursed black blood of Calibos in Clash of the Titans. Except scorpions are bad ass and holyfields ear looked retarded before Tyson even when dahmer on it.

11-08-2013, 06:29 PM	#15
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Aero you're a pretty good text battler brah. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

11-08-2013, 06:34 PM	#16
StarFaggot Leave you flatlined. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 5,108 Battle Record: 12-9 Champed - Site Diss 2013 - Tag Team Tournament III Rep Power: 0	Thanks brah. Going to try my hand at topicals. __________________ [B][CENTER][SIZE="5"] It's Aero join me at RAPBATTLES[/SIZE][/CENTER][/B]

11-08-2013, 07:18 PM	#18
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	Frank Metts. Commas. __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

11-08-2013, 07:19 PM	#19
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Aero ducking Pent ITT Aero's topical butthole puckered ITT __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder