How to Murder an Internet Text Crew
 

Step 1. Call them wack and explain yourself

Ie: ATR you're parading around NC like you're dope when in reality you're wack as fuck. Activity doesn't make you a good crew it's about quality. You guys are a bunch of OM cats with big mouths and little skill. You dropped Vulgar your only HOFer and Namix doesn't represent you anymore.


Step 2. Challenge the entire crew to battle at their strengths.

Ie: I challenge Genocide or Mike Wrecka to a topical battle. If you have any regular text battlers in the crew I can get rid of them this week.


Step 3. Threaten them with action if they back down.

Ie: If you refuse to battle me which is perfectly I'll drop an OM diss that will force you to respond. You guys aren't doing shit. You're involved in no tourneys, you win no awards and you let Strikta win a Write Night.


Step 4. Call them names, hurl insults and leave thread.

Ie: Mike you look like Joe and Frank Metts merged. Genocide what's the last quotable you've produced? Who else is even in the crew besides you cheer leading faggots? The gig is up. I'm going to ruin you by myself.

ouch

I am an HOFer :(

21 times to be precise.

Just not on netcees.

IT STILL COUNTS.

Also, this thread reminds me I should probably take atr out of my sig, I left a while ago lol I still have love for them though, they are talented dudes.

Witty you're probably the coolest NC'er.

ATR = about to rest

@Genocide @Mike Wrecka

Aero so kwazee

This is accurate.

it's close to accurate

@Aero lets topical battle. I dont have a crew but i think itd be fun

Your face is close to accurate.

Lol got ya

damn I just got super burned

Never fear just stand near me, I'm probably the coolest person here.

Anyway this is getting out of hand, Aero has business to attend to. I must control myself.

This thread has much potential.

You can't keep my name out of your mouth, it's becoming cute at this point

Considering your not real your were spawned from the piece of Holyfield ear Tyson spit out like the scorpions from the cursed black blood of Calibos in Clash of the Titans. Except scorpions are bad ass and holyfields ear looked retarded before Tyson even when dahmer on it.

Aero you're a pretty good text battler brah.

Thanks brah. Going to try my hand at topicals.

ahem

Frank Metts. Commas.

Aero ducking Pent ITT

Aero's topical butthole puckered ITT

Can you stop with the grammar shit dude... Yes it's a big fucking run on sentence if your such a 5th grade honors student in English you can surely make out where they're suppose to be