07-09-2018, 07:23 AM | #1 |
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Week 4: Plot (1-2) vs. veritas (0-1) - PLOT WINS
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07-12-2018, 11:10 AM | #3 |
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The TRUTH?
this fake will be shaking in his boots, praying for his grace to save him Coz I'm sending him out for vegan with Boof, V's getting his date with Seitan! Last edited by Plot; 07-12-2018 at 09:49 PM. |
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Short and sweet. Sink u with ease like a free throw.
Leave u in circles like "urinate" after I rape ya mom in her pee-hole.
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07-13-2018, 05:21 PM | #5 |
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Plots set was dope then he lost me with dinner with boof
I get it it just didn’t land as hard as it should V had a solid punch, decent wordplay to take the dub V |
07-13-2018, 05:22 PM | #6 |
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Plot dropped a dope line. Shit was solid af, all around. Veritas idk wtf that was Ima gone fuck you in your peehole if you keep dropping exis type bars.
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07-13-2018, 05:26 PM | #7 |
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wasn't familiar w/ Seitan.. but after a quick google, yea Plots bar was dope. Nice wp, good personal touch.
edit: ty for the clarification veritas, the wp still didn't work for me.. leave him in circles cuz u fucked his moms pee-hole?! what?! v/plot Last edited by Twodrop; 07-14-2018 at 12:38 PM. |
07-13-2018, 06:22 PM | #8 |
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Plots bar was fire. Wording a little off but good none the less.
V's bar was just basic attempt at dry humor. Plot got this one. |
07-14-2018, 11:13 AM | #9 |
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Veritas was funny here but that's about it, didn't hit that hard I got Plot here with the better bar decent personal
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07-14-2018, 12:02 PM | #10 |
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So it turns out seitan is some vegan food. Honestly never heard of it. Weird concept.
Veritas. the 'you're in eight' part wasn't hard to pick up on. I don't hate it as a concept like some others. The problem is that 'leave you in circles' and raping someone's mom's pee-hole don't get together very well. If there was pee-hole rape, I think someone would be more than 'in circles'. Vote -- Plot
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07-14-2018, 01:02 PM | #11 |
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Aight bars @ best. That pee hole shit was mad corny.
Plots was decent. Vote - Plot |
07-14-2018, 08:40 PM | #12 |
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Veritas missed on this one
Plot had a decent bar but the double meaning seemed weak. It’s hard to explain cuz as a writer I perfectly understand what’s wrong with it but never thought of describing it. |
07-15-2018, 09:10 AM | #13 |
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Vote plot. V came off like a bit of pre school yard banter
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07-15-2018, 02:41 PM | #14 |
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Plot Wins 8-1
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