Week 4: Plot (1-2) vs. veritas (0-1) - PLOT WINS
 

COMPLETE RULE THREAD:
http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=128411


IMPORTANT RULES:
- No biting
- No swaying
- No recycling
- No feeding


MUST VOTE ON ATLEAST 4 BATTLES


PUNCHES DUE BY FRIDAY
VOTING ENDS SUNDAY
NEW MATCHUPS UP BY SUNDAY NIGHT

@Plot @veritas

Ready V? @veritas

The TRUTH?
this fake will be shaking in his boots, praying for his grace to save him
Coz I'm sending him out for vegan with Boof, V's getting his date with Seitan!

Short and sweet. Sink u with ease like a free throw.
Leave u in circles like "urinate" after I rape ya mom in her pee-hole.

Plots set was dope then he lost me with dinner with boof
I get it it just didn’t land as hard as it should

V had a solid punch, decent wordplay to take the dub

V

Plot dropped a dope line. Shit was solid af, all around. Veritas idk wtf that was Ima gone fuck you in your peehole if you keep dropping exis type bars.


Vote plot

wasn't familiar w/ Seitan.. but after a quick google, yea Plots bar was dope. Nice wp, good personal touch.

edit: ty for the clarification veritas, the wp still didn't work for me.. leave him in circles cuz u fucked his moms pee-hole?! what?!

v/plot

Plots bar was fire. Wording a little off but good none the less.

V's bar was just basic attempt at dry humor.

Plot got this one.

Veritas was funny here but that's about it, didn't hit that hard I got Plot here with the better bar decent personal

Vote = Plot

So it turns out seitan is some vegan food. Honestly never heard of it. Weird concept.

Veritas. the 'you're in eight' part wasn't hard to pick up on. I don't hate it as a concept like some others. The problem is that 'leave you in circles' and raping someone's mom's pee-hole don't get together very well. If there was pee-hole rape, I think someone would be more than 'in circles'.

Vote -- Plot

Aight bars @ best. That pee hole shit was mad corny.
Plots was decent.


Vote - Plot

Veritas missed on this one
Plot had a decent bar but the double meaning seemed weak.
It’s hard to explain cuz as a writer I perfectly understand what’s wrong with it but never thought of describing it.

Vote plot. V came off like a bit of pre school yard banter

Plot Wins 8-1