Sharp 5-2 vs ribbit 1-2 {Sharp wins}

[Sharp]

Netcees Battle League Season VIII

Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due Thursday, July 23th 2015 11:59 PM PST. and will be open until the following Sunday
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are 24 hours

Line Limit:

• Minimum of 10, maximum of 16
• If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first

For additional Rules refer to rule thread


First to 5, win by at least two votes
@ribbit

[Sharp]

16

[ribbit]

Checkers

[ribbit]

Sharp has a rep beyond repute. So when he posts people should be rolling on the ground.
But I'm knocking him out cold so that like a baby he's rocking back aand forth.
And everyone knows sharp for posting magz with Allen.
So everyone knows y'all kept the talent abstract and stashed in cabins.
It's simple mathematics. Half your lines are like forty percent of my ammo.
And they say ya boredom offended me. So I'm blending in like noreaga dressed in timbos.
I'm pushing ya off the cliff even if Richard is sorry of the boring offensive shit.
But no worry its all just to piss you off and to put you in a reclusive fit.
You'll end up in a ditch for persisting to use weak concepts. Even if I was prepared to crunch a piece of your verse
I couldn't leave them with words. The heat is hidden deep inside pearls.
But yo you a lazy hoe for thinking I'd lose. Better bring ya ability to the forefront
When my radio play going through the roof. I got so many listeners that I'm arctic like the south pole.
Oh and I like the idea of handing trophies to all participants.
but that's a fatter novelty than plastic surgeons working on Kim kardashian.
so I'm flowing on the mic since its late and I've been drinking wine.
but even karaoke shout out thread couldn't account for the lack of skill ya lines bring to life.

[Sharp]

NOTE FROM SHARP:

AS A PUNISHMENT FOR NOT VOTING IM MAKING PEOPLE WHO ARE BEHIND ON VOTES HIT THIS ONE BEFORE I LET THEM IN PLAYOFFS

MEANING PEOPLE WHO ARE GOOD ON VOTES SHOULD NOT BOTHER




want a win n ya thirsty. Got that desire in the worst way
ya verses are the death of Wit... ironic ya posting on his birthday
ribbit will never be badder cause my bars have people mad in love
no one's after ya cause with sucky flips your basically dracula's spatula
ya verses so weak so your deaths the start of my crime spree
then ill have the captain crunchitize me and eat lunch inside trees at high heat
when I strike its death and your sole will go to limbo
sneak up with my bowy knife and give you a big slice like kimbo
no ones seeing bars from you and getting all reverent
I'm rembrant to the seventh while you need explaining for you to get it
trapped in the 4th dimenshun and guarding the all seeing pizza pie n what it protects
you'd probably be better at text if ya mom wasnt always handing out sex
ya best bet is economics cause ya hate athrimatic ya bumpkin
mate I'll steal your check book and hit up best buy with Hush and Bags favorite cousins
BLAOOW. Heat. lava fists. come get that molten hit
shits ridiculous... like the fact that everyone missing links has to vote on this :)

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[Havoc]

lol what in the fuck... 98% of ribbits verses didn't even rhyme??

nothing

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want a win n ya thirsty. Got that desire in the worst way
ya verses are the death of Wit... ironic ya posting on his birthday
BLAOOW. Heat. lava fists. come get that molten hit
shits ridiculous... like the fact that everyone missing links has to vote on this

seen sharp drop way better, but had more than enough to get the dub here

[iSpaz]

V/ ribbit

[Useless]

So this was a bad verse even for ribbit as a lot of not didn't even rhyme and the rest of it didn't make sense. Its like u write words just to write them lol.

Sharp had the witty line n missing votes line.

V. Sharp

[IAmRhetoric]

v/ sharp

ribbit you have to work on everything man

sharp i never seen you battle but you had some nice barz in dere

[Sharp]

STOP VOTING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SAVE MY ASS VERSE FOR PEOPLE WHO NEED TO MAKE UP VOTES

[Hush]

lol just delete the votes when they get too many and undelete em at the end of the week

i laughed to tears on this tho

the crunchatize me part killed me

ribbit had retarded angles tho
literally retarded angles

that kim kardashian bar was sick
and the everyone get trophys shit is agood idea man, participation is a big thing

get this rep ribbit
and this v/ribbit

[Junto]

death of Wit was fire

[El Muffin]

closer was cute

[Grandiloquent]

Sharp has a rep beyond repute. So when he posts people should be rolling on the ground.
But I'm knocking him out cold so that like a baby he's rocking back aand forth.

Didn't even rhyme, if it was a great punch line it would be ok but this wasn't.

And everyone knows sharp for posting magz with Allen.
So everyone knows y'all kept the talent abstract and stashed in cabins.

This went over my head not sure what you were going for here

It's simple mathematics. Half your lines are like forty percent of my ammo.
And they say ya boredom offended me. So I'm blending in like noreaga dressed in timbos.

Didn't rhyme again.... It's rap....

I'm pushing ya off the cliff even if Richard is sorry of the boring offensive shit.
But no worry its all just to piss you off and to put you in a reclusive fit.

Hmmm probs best so far but no concept

You'll end up in a ditch for persisting to use weak concepts. Even if I was prepared to crunch a piece of your verse
I couldn't leave them with words. The heat is hidden deep inside pearls.

If there is a concept here it's weak, which is ironic considering your set up

But yo you a lazy hoe for thinking I'd lose. Better bring ya ability to the forefront
When my radio play going through the roof. I got so many listeners that I'm arctic like the south pole.

More a swag and flow thing with poor flow

Oh and I like the idea of handing trophies to all participants.
but that's a fatter novelty than plastic surgeons working on Kim kardashian.

This was your best so far but it didn't rhyme

so I'm flowing on the mic since its late and I've been drinking wine.
but even karaoke shout out thread couldn't account for the lack of skill ya lines bring to life.

Didn't rhyme... Do you have a thick accent or something? Anyways this or the kardashian was your closest to something half good



Sharps verse took this with ease though his Dracula line was cheesy as fuck lol, still, it got a grin from me. Rib you need to rhyme at the very least or make your punches amazing

[Lotto Smirk]

Vote shArp

Ribbit I pm'd you about this verse hit me up I'll try help in how I can

Sharp
Wit was fire
Tbh I enjoyed your whole verse seen you drop better but
It still all hit the only one I wasn't keen on was the kimbo line but that's because I've seen loads of them recently

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

ribbit's verse was rough...
a lot of it didn't rhyme or make sense...
its like have of the bar was building towards something but it went left at the end...

want a win n ya thirsty. Got that desire in the worst way
ya verses are the death of Wit... ironic ya posting on his birthday

opener was solid but the rest of the lines werent that great...

vote- Sharp...

Bye...

[Amen.]

try rhyming fucknigga

trash

vs

WIT bar was dece - rest fell flat or mediocre

sharp got this

[Pinot Grij]

But yo you a lazy hoe for thinking I'd lose. Better bring ya ability to the forefront
When my radio play going through the roof. I got so many listeners that I'm arctic like the south pole.
Oh and I like the idea of handing trophies to all participants.
but that's a fatter novelty than plastic surgeons working on Kim kardashian.

ribbit.. your battles verses are entertaining for all the wrong reasons. I look forward to seeing what nonsense you come up with next. I hope one day that your skill level matches your enthusiasm. Oh yea, this was awful.

Vote -- Sharp

[Ace]

maybe ribbit is just ahead of our time, and this was really a genius verse