dad joke thread

Destroyer · 05-29-2015, 07:34 PM

post your favorite
here's mine

This kid dresses up for Halloween as a pirate. It's his first time trick-or-treating and he's super excited. He goes to a few houses and gets candy, normal stuff. At the third house, he knocks. Trick or Treat! He says. "Oh, what a cute pirate," the lady who answered the door says. "But, where are your buccaneers?" The kid looked at her strangely, pointed to his head and said "They're under my buccan hat!!!"

Chill Phil · 05-29-2015, 07:42 PM

There once was a responsible black man that took care of his kids and all his other financial responsibilities...

...that's the joke

Split Eight · 05-29-2015, 08:07 PM

I was almost an astronaut. Went through training, everything.. Ended up quitting because I didn't like the atmosphere at work

boof · 06-01-2015, 01:56 AM

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks why the long face

Sn00p · 06-01-2015, 06:42 PM

i told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. she looked surprised.

El Muffin · 06-01-2015, 06:44 PM

Dad said he was Proud

Ghost1 · 06-01-2015, 07:07 PM

Muff's dad is a diabetic fagot

Dun dun TSS

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05-29-2015, 07:42 PM	#2
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431850	There once was a responsible black man that took care of his kids and all his other financial responsibilities... ...that's the joke

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boof Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,620 Rep Power: 21316672	a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks why the long face

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Sn00p General German Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1,988 Battle Record: 26-12 Champed - Netcees Battle League (2x) - Line4Line Cypher Tourney - Back2Basics - Fight Night XLVI Rep Power: 15213753	i told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. she looked surprised.