dad joke thread
 

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here's mine

This kid dresses up for Halloween as a pirate. It's his first time trick-or-treating and he's super excited. He goes to a few houses and gets candy, normal stuff. At the third house, he knocks. Trick or Treat! He says. "Oh, what a cute pirate," the lady who answered the door says. "But, where are your buccaneers?" The kid looked at her strangely, pointed to his head and said "They're under my buccan hat!!!"

There once was a responsible black man that took care of his kids and all his other financial responsibilities...











...that's the joke

I was almost an astronaut. Went through training, everything.. Ended up quitting because I didn't like the atmosphere at work

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks why the long face

i told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. she looked surprised.

Dad said he was Proud

Muff's dad is a diabetic fagot

Dun dun TSS