Championship Match: Muff vs. Destroyer - DES WINS

BROKE LESNAR · 11-13-2014, 06:09 PM

Rebuttal Option

▪both competitors must agree to it at time of check-in
▪format is A, B, B, A (A posts first, B drops next, B posts follow-up, A drops final bar)

Due Monday 12am PST

El Muffin · 11-13-2014, 06:43 PM

learned my lesson last time

no destroyer/battleship lines

gl

Destroyer · 11-13-2014, 07:05 PM

well I see i shot my muffaletta off too soon...

BROKE LESNAR · 11-17-2014, 11:28 AM

Okay, per @Destroyer I have cleaned up the thread and reset the match. The battle will continue with both competitors getting a Wednesday 12am pst deadline. One bar a piece. Good luck, guys
@Muff @Destroyer

El Muffin · 11-17-2014, 12:20 PM

lol. ok

El Muffin · 11-18-2014, 06:07 PM

we are 1-1 thus far. but that isnt the most important distraction
For u itll be Terrible Rubber Match.
like when u come bak from the store w/ sum Magnums

Destroyer · 11-18-2014, 11:37 PM

muff the reception on ur bars is weak... so for now u can step, son
but, i work with phones... if the sim'll ease out, u might get a better connection

Spoken · 11-18-2014, 11:41 PM

I liked both bars.... muff I think the bar went a little too stretched but got to the point. Des... I got the concept but I honestly think the whole connection was great and I was liking the set up then ur closer to it fell flat for me... felt kind of forced but it hit but to me not as much as muff

V muff

Kin · 11-20-2014, 06:31 AM

Muff...how u gonna drop a condom line an say u didnt get mine haha...bounce back rubber...match magnums... really kinda basic...even if i add the distraction as "des traction"/rubber but i dunno if that was meant like that

Des . Reception...similie ease out... connection... the sim card part was the most creative...didnt catch it 1st read...that was dope...

On creativity alone

V...Destro

Glossy Finish Dick Lips · 11-20-2014, 07:18 AM

Not going to vote because I'm completely unclear about BOTH bars, tbh.

Muff: After reading your like 5 times, it just comes off soft and non insultish at all. Ok, so a terrible rubber match like when he comes home with some magnums? I'm not seeing how this is insulting him? I mean the concept is there, I just think your route of execution fell flat for me.

Des: I like the whole concept. The Sim'll ease/Similes was good and clean but not sure what you meant by if the sim'll ease out you may have a better connection? If the sim card comes out, you have no reception. So this fell flat for me.

All in all both had dope concepts but both bars fell flat for me due to the route of executions. I think you guys had to much going on in the brain when trying to word your concepts that it fucked up the final product.

Destroyer · 11-20-2014, 08:14 AM

uh, thanks?
if you're not gonna vote, why post all that shit? we can't explain the bars to you

~RustyGunZ~ · 11-20-2014, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destroyer

uh, thanks?
if you're not gonna vote, why post all that shit? we can't explain the bars to you

He makes a good point about the connection. It would result in no reception. Still liked the wordplay better than muffs. Rubber/condom plays just can't be good. It's so predictable and the way he executed it was done poorly anyways.

Got Destro here

jilti · 11-20-2014, 11:35 AM

i think Obnoxious had a good explanation to this battle

Vote-Destro for better attempt

El Muffin · 11-20-2014, 11:41 AM

lol @ all these angles n noone can see the simple dbl meaning

ugh.

ill explaon later..cnt believe u guys r missing the dbl meaning

BROKE LESNAR · 11-21-2014, 11:57 AM

I thought both the condom and phone concepts were well-packaged. Destroyer was better able to convey his punch in a succinct manner so I'm going with him.

v-Des

BROKE LESNAR · 11-21-2014, 12:13 PM

4-1

Don't want to close a champ match on 5 votes.

Red Soldier · 11-21-2014, 01:41 PM

I got Des taking it. Thought it was a tad but more creative n liked the connection

Unfukwitable · 11-21-2014, 02:44 PM

V/ Des for the better line overall

Certain · 11-21-2014, 02:51 PM

Muff: The "terrible" aspect and shot at his penis size was really forced into a played rubber match/condom punch.

Destroyer: I've probably seen about 30 different similie wordplays and never this one, and the personal touch and solid wording made it effective.

Vote: Destroyer

Destroyer · 11-27-2014, 01:57 AM

7-1 Destroyer

11-13-2014, 06:09 PM	#1
BROKE LESNAR βгοкε ㄴεςηαг Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 2,245 Battle Record: 9-4 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 12760964	Championship Match: Muff vs. Destroyer - DES WINS Rebuttal Option ▪both competitors must agree to it at time of check-in ▪format is A, B, B, A (A posts first, B drops next, B posts follow-up, A drops final bar) Due Monday 12am PST

11-13-2014, 06:43 PM	#2
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	learned my lesson last time no destroyer/battleship lines gl __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 11-13-2014 at 07:08 PM.

11-17-2014, 12:20 PM	#5
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	lol. ok __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

11-18-2014, 06:07 PM	#6
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	we are 1-1 thus far. but that isnt the most important distraction For u itll be Terrible Rubber Match. like when u come bak from the store w/ sum Magnums __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 11-18-2014 at 06:25 PM.

11-18-2014, 11:41 PM	#8
Spoken ...DA GAWD... Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,355 Battle Record: 13-34 Rep Power: 5860413	I liked both bars.... muff I think the bar went a little too stretched but got to the point. Des... I got the concept but I honestly think the whole connection was great and I was liking the set up then ur closer to it fell flat for me... felt kind of forced but it hit but to me not as much as muff V muff __________________ WP Po'ethics

11-17-2014, 11:28 AM	#4
BROKE LESNAR βгοкε ㄴεςηαг Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 2,245 Battle Record: 9-4 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 12760964	Okay, per @Destroyer I have cleaned up the thread and reset the match. The battle will continue with both competitors getting a Wednesday 12am pst deadline. One bar a piece. Good luck, guys @Muff @Destroyer

11-20-2014, 06:31 AM	#9
Kin Kill.It.Nonstop Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 666 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 662201	Muff...how u gonna drop a condom line an say u didnt get mine haha...bounce back rubber...match magnums... really kinda basic...even if i add the distraction as "des traction"/rubber but i dunno if that was meant like that Des . Reception...similie ease out... connection... the sim card part was the most creative...didnt catch it 1st read...that was dope... On creativity alone V...Destro

11-20-2014, 07:18 AM	#10
Glossy Finish Dick Lips Banned Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Astoria, NY Posts: 1,417 Battle Record: 10-4 Rep Power: 0	Not going to vote because I'm completely unclear about BOTH bars, tbh. Muff: After reading your like 5 times, it just comes off soft and non insultish at all. Ok, so a terrible rubber match like when he comes home with some magnums? I'm not seeing how this is insulting him? I mean the concept is there, I just think your route of execution fell flat for me. Des: I like the whole concept. The Sim'll ease/Similes was good and clean but not sure what you meant by if the sim'll ease out you may have a better connection? If the sim card comes out, you have no reception. So this fell flat for me. All in all both had dope concepts but both bars fell flat for me due to the route of executions. I think you guys had to much going on in the brain when trying to word your concepts that it fucked up the final product.

11-20-2014, 11:35 AM	#13
jilti neckties Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 1,629 Battle Record: 43-19 Champed - BA Cypher - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 20816228	i think Obnoxious had a good explanation to this battle Vote-Destro for better attempt

11-20-2014, 11:41 AM	#14
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	lol @ all these angles n noone can see the simple dbl meaning ugh. ill explaon later..cnt believe u guys r missing the dbl meaning __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 11-20-2014 at 11:48 AM.

11-21-2014, 11:57 AM	#15
BROKE LESNAR βгοкε ㄴεςηαг Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 2,245 Battle Record: 9-4 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 12760964	I thought both the condom and phone concepts were well-packaged. Destroyer was better able to convey his punch in a succinct manner so I'm going with him. v-Des

11-21-2014, 12:13 PM	#16
BROKE LESNAR βгοкε ㄴεςηαг Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 2,245 Battle Record: 9-4 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 12760964	4-1 Don't want to close a champ match on 5 votes.

11-21-2014, 01:41 PM	#17
Red Soldier T.Guerrero Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 96 Battle Record: 3-2 Rep Power: 0	I got Des taking it. Thought it was a tad but more creative n liked the connection

11-21-2014, 02:44 PM	#18
Unfukwitable baz∞ka Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,643 Battle Record: 38-35 Champed - Fight Night 7 - Battle Arena Tournament - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 36460388	V/ Des for the better line overall __________________ WICKeD

11-21-2014, 02:51 PM	#19
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	Muff: The "terrible" aspect and shot at his penis size was really forced into a played rubber match/condom punch. Destroyer: I've probably seen about 30 different similie wordplays and never this one, and the personal touch and solid wording made it effective. Vote: Destroyer __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.