Championship Match: Muff vs. Destroyer - DES WINS
 

Rebuttal Option

▪both competitors must agree to it at time of check-in
▪format is A, B, B, A (A posts first, B drops next, B posts follow-up, A drops final bar)

Due Monday 12am PST

learned my lesson last time

no destroyer/battleship lines

gl

well I see i shot my muffaletta off too soon...

Okay, per @Destroyer I have cleaned up the thread and reset the match. The battle will continue with both competitors getting a Wednesday 12am pst deadline. One bar a piece. Good luck, guys
@Muff @Destroyer

lol. ok

we are 1-1 thus far. but that isnt the most important distraction
For u itll be Terrible Rubber Match.
like when u come bak from the store w/ sum Magnums

muff the reception on ur bars is weak... so for now u can step, son
but, i work with phones... if the sim'll ease out, u might get a better connection

I liked both bars.... muff I think the bar went a little too stretched but got to the point. Des... I got the concept but I honestly think the whole connection was great and I was liking the set up then ur closer to it fell flat for me... felt kind of forced but it hit but to me not as much as muff

V muff

Muff...how u gonna drop a condom line an say u didnt get mine haha...bounce back rubber...match magnums... really kinda basic...even if i add the distraction as "des traction"/rubber but i dunno if that was meant like that

Des . Reception...similie ease out... connection... the sim card part was the most creative...didnt catch it 1st read...that was dope...

On creativity alone

V...Destro

Not going to vote because I'm completely unclear about BOTH bars, tbh.

Muff: After reading your like 5 times, it just comes off soft and non insultish at all. Ok, so a terrible rubber match like when he comes home with some magnums? I'm not seeing how this is insulting him? I mean the concept is there, I just think your route of execution fell flat for me.

Des: I like the whole concept. The Sim'll ease/Similes was good and clean but not sure what you meant by if the sim'll ease out you may have a better connection? If the sim card comes out, you have no reception. So this fell flat for me.

All in all both had dope concepts but both bars fell flat for me due to the route of executions. I think you guys had to much going on in the brain when trying to word your concepts that it fucked up the final product.

uh, thanks?
if you're not gonna vote, why post all that shit? we can't explain the bars to you

He makes a good point about the connection. It would result in no reception. Still liked the wordplay better than muffs. Rubber/condom plays just can't be good. It's so predictable and the way he executed it was done poorly anyways.

Got Destro here

i think Obnoxious had a good explanation to this battle

Vote-Destro for better attempt

lol @ all these angles n noone can see the simple dbl meaning

ugh.

ill explaon later..cnt believe u guys r missing the dbl meaning

I thought both the condom and phone concepts were well-packaged. Destroyer was better able to convey his punch in a succinct manner so I'm going with him.

v-Des

4-1

Don't want to close a champ match on 5 votes.

I got Des taking it. Thought it was a tad but more creative n liked the connection

V/ Des for the better line overall

Muff: The "terrible" aspect and shot at his penis size was really forced into a played rubber match/condom punch.

Destroyer: I've probably seen about 30 different similie wordplays and never this one, and the personal touch and solid wording made it effective.

Vote: Destroyer

7-1 Destroyer